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Nihilum skal ha for at de er dedikerte, men ser ikke for meg at Blizzard akkurat løper til arbeidsbenken etter å ha lest velskrevet, behersket & saklig kritikk som det der.

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Utrolig at de enda ikke har lært at spillerne vil ha kvalitet ovenfor kvantitet.

Synes Blizzard bare har slengt ut masse "ræl" istedet for å heller bruke litt tid på å gjøre det bra så de ikke BARE får ros fra kritikere som har prøvd spillet 1-3 for å anmelde det, men kanskje få bra kritikk fra spillerne, som faktisk bruker dette "defekte" produktet.

 

Helt utrolig!

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det jeg finner rart er at Big B ikke har commentert posten på forumet enda

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Overrasker meg egentlig ikke i det hele tatt, maken til manglende moderasjon/respons på et forum skal man lete lenge etter ;)

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det jeg finner rart er at Big B ikke har commentert posten på forumet enda

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Overrasker meg egentlig ikke i det hele tatt, maken til manglende moderasjon/respons på et forum skal man lete lenge etter ;)

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ironisk nok så hver gang du spør GMs om noe i spillet ber de deg poste på sugg. forumet eller technical support uten å vite om de i det hele tatt leser posten. Kun en og annen gang får man "i wish that to"-svar på suggestion-forumet.

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Her er Xi's berømte quote etter at C'thun var bugget;

 

Alex Afrasiabi is a quest designer on the WoW team in a leading position. He used to play Everquest under the nickname Furor, hence all the items in the game related to the name such as Forors Compendium of Dragon Slaying.

 

He was the guild leader of Fires of Heaven and a very vocal one that would critisize SOE in various ways.

 

One day when he was particularily angry he wrote a post with strong language threatening to quit in 14 days if the plane of time was not fixed link (last post on that page).

 

Quote:

You have 14 Days. If after that time the Plane is not properly tuned, I am deleting my characters, and cancelling all of my accounts. The rest of my guild will follow suit, as will several other guilds and people that play Everquest.

 

To be brief, I did not work my ass off, jumping through your idiotic hoops with my friends and guildmates, so I could go to a zone where only groups of 18 could enjoy the content. EVEN if past these initial moronic events I can finally get my entire guild in to raid with me, FUCK YOU GUYS. Seriously, FUCK YOU.

 

I cannot believe this... right now I'm just so pissed off. I am sitting here in the Plane of Time, and 3/4 of my guild is just sitting around while a group of 18 is repeatedly trying to beat one of the mini ring encounters. Don't you people have ANY FUCKING DECENCY? SMEDLEY WHY DON'T YOU STOP COUNTING YOUR MONEY AND START ISSUING ORDERS?

 

The tragic irony of creating the ultimate cockblock encounter in the form of the Rathe which requires 80 people to defeat and then to limit encounters in the Plane of Time to 18.

 

14 Days.... after that this site will change from the most popular EQ fan site on the internet to the most popular World of Warcraft fan site on the internet. I'm done playing ball with you useless fuckers... it's my turn.

 

 

Fast forward to the release of Ahn Qiraj. The temple is quickly cleared and Death and Taxis reached C'Thun phase 2 within 7 days. Xi is the guild leader of Death and Taxes.

 

While C'Thun phase 2 is not impossible in the way Vael at 100% hp would be, no guild makes any progress on it. The primary problem is that the giant claw tentacles have too many hit points. Extensive math threads on primarily EJ forums shows that the dps needed is not possible to reach.

 

Furor talks with Xi and a few other players over IRC basically saying "learn to play", "your strategy is not good enough". Xi then posts the famous mockery of Furor's EQ post, written in very much the same style. Link. (http://www.dtguilds.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-2655.html)

 

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u have 14 Days. If after that time AQ is not properly tuned, I am deleting my characters, and cancelling all of my accounts. The rest of my guild will follow suit, as will several other guilds and people that play WoW.

 

To be brief, I did not work my ass off, jumping through your idiotic hoops with my friends and guildmates, so I could go to a zone where there is zero fucking playtesting. That's right not one fucking time did you incompetent fucks even try C'thun. EVEN if we ignore the bullshit that is Viscidus, FUCK YOU GUYS. Seriously, FUCK YOU.

 

I cannot believe this... right now I'm just so pissed off. I am sitting here in Ahn Quiraj, by myself because everyone in the guild is fucking bored of playtesting your broken shit. Don't you people have ANY FUCKING DECENCY? TIGOLE WHY DON'T YOU STOP COUNTING YOUR MONEY AND START ISSUING ORDERS?

 

The tragic irony of creating the ultimate cockblock encounter in the form of the C'thun which is completely fucking broken beyond recognition. Why not just put a big fucking sign on him that says HAHA FUCK YOU at least then we wouldn't waste our time.

 

Whoever came up with this sheer *fisting* of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle B) Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaCraft since you've used up your alotted false advertising karma on BWL and collect 4 million bear asses scheme of '06.

 

Fix the C'thun encounter. Fix Ouro. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking encounters (I suggest you let whoever redid the Twin Emps one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the MOTHER FUCKING 10 MINUTE CORPSE RUN. Fix AQ (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Naxxramas team over to fixing Ahn Quiraj AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Ahn Quiraj, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Naxxramas.

 

14 Days.... after that this site will change from one of the top WoW sites on the internet to the most popular Solitaire fan site on the internet. I'm done playing ball with you useless fuckers... it's my turn.

 

Now you say, Xl, you are one angry fuck. Well I'd like to give a big shout out to my two favorite people for inspiration (Furor (http://www.fohguild.org/archive.php?page=9) , and Tigole (http://www.legacyofsteel.net/newspro/archives/arc27.html) ). All I have to ask you is 1 question. Where the fuck are the 2 caped crusaders now? That's right sitting at Blizzard HQ with their dicks in their hands, and their balls in a fucking jar under the CEO's desk. Here's my challenge to you two pathetic mother fuckers. Man up. Stop being a bunch of skirt wearing faggots. You wanted to talk shit about EQ's development, now guess what, you're the fucking man, and you're fucking it up yourselves. Not only that, just like the Sony devs, you're too fucking whipped and pathetic to admit it. So how about for once you do the right fucking thing, for once, and either fix this fucking shit, or get on your fucking pathetic knees and beg for forgiveness, like a 2 dollar street whore, for how badly you fucked the community you represented.

It was hugely influential. D&T got over two million hits the next days. Shortly afterwards the encounter was retuned and guilds all over the world were able to kill him. (Nihilum got him first because they, unlike D&T, had an already cleared instance after the nerf).

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Holy profanity batman :D

 

Uansett - nesten synd at Blizzard i det hele tatt gadd å bry seg med slik kritikk - men jeg er vel egentlig likeglad. D&T, Nihilum og lignende tar seg av tydeligvis nødvendig "live beta-testing" ;)

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