Blond Jokes.

[b-real]

Blonde House Painter

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides

to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is

off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in

the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the

distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his

wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the

same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him

that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the

house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they

said....FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Blonde Intelligence

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home

with a came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and

decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day

learning all her states and capitals.

That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I

know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."

He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"

She quickly replied, "M"

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Cure for Dandruff

A blonde and brunette are walking along and the brunette turns to the blonde

and said 'my husband had really bad dandruff, so I gave him head and

shoulders.' then the blonde says 'how do you give shoulders?'

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Bowling Teams

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a

double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on

the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one

of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She

decides to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear,

staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them

with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time

downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says,

"Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

[ASDASDKL2131]

:lol:

 

Dritbra

[Rikky]

Hehe, den "Cure for dandruff" var konge

[Rob3rt]

:wink:

[SnowDOG_]

[Sivert]

[lauking]

A blonde drives along the road, when she's passing a wheat field. On the field, there's another blonde, in a rowboat. She stops the car, steps out and screams "What are you doing?". The blonde in the boat responds with "I'm rowing the boat in this sea of wheat!". Then the first blonde yells "You know, there's people like you that make us blondes seem stupid!" and goes back to the car. Then she turn around again and yells "If I could swim, I would come out there and kick you're ass!"

 

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A guy walks into a bar and sits down. Then he asks the bartender if he want to hear a blonde joke. The bartender responds with "Hey, on your right side sits a blond pro wrestler, weighing 230 pounds, to your left stands a pro boxer, also blond, weighing 180 pounds. At last, I'm blond to, and I work out daily. You still want to tell a blonde joke?". "Naah, not if I'll have to explain it 3 times..."