Is Your Child A Computer Hacker?

Πεισιθάνατος · 6. mars 2006

Is he really?

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morningstar665 · 6. mars 2006

Da er jeg en skikkelig hacker :|

Mato · 6. mars 2006

jeg ville blitt skuffet hvist en sønn ( som jeg enda ikke har ) ikke viste noe av disse tegnene

jeg kan btw svar ja på ALLe alternativene , OooOOO am så 1337 U34R h44X0r

Πεισιθάνατος · 6. mars 2006

jeg kan btw svar ja på ALLe alternativene , OooOOO am så 1337 U34R h44X0r

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DOSer du andres maskiner og? :ohmy:

Wraith · 6. mars 2006

Jeg har Lunix!

hehe, elsker denne klassikeren :-)

Mato · 6. mars 2006

jeg kan btw svar ja på ALLe alternativene , OooOOO am så 1337 U34R h44X0r

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DOSer du andres maskiner og?

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nei men jeg kan det , sidne jeg sitter her over 30 min hver dag ^^

Frohman · 6. mars 2006

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

:whistle:

Tenk og skrive om noe som man tydligvis ikke kan noe om. Han får det jo til å høres ut som Quake er en opplæringssimulering for terrorister. :!:

Gamlemor · 7. mars 2006

Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software.

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Hmm, søstra mi hadde comet cursor! OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG HUN ER IKKE EN KRISTEN KRIGER!!

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Endret 7. mars 2006 av Lord-Myrrah

persistent · 7. mars 2006

Alle mine 4 barn er ekte hackere....

Oh it makes me so proud :dribble:

Flexo · 7. mars 2006

Omiro, vi liker å leke moderator, ikke sant?

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Wannabe moderator?

Topicen var da fin den...

Edit: on topic: Ja jeg kjører Lunix!

Endret 7. mars 2006 av enuR.

Isbilen · 7. mars 2006

Dette er litt morsomt, men mest trist. Selv om dette er en spøk er det faktisk foreldre der ute som er (nesten) like føkka som dette her, og det er ikke et behagelig faktum å bli minnet på... :no:

Erren · 7. mars 2006

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

Wtf?

Dinosauromann · 7. mars 2006

Sjekk pollen på sida......

oysfaerg · 7. mars 2006

Wannabemoderatorer belønnes med utestengelse for kortere perioder.

Cultofluna · 7. mars 2006

Den der er jo skikkelig gammel da.

Men ler like mye hver gang jeg leser den

Killerquo · 7. mars 2006