Første skilsmisse etter 11 september

[Gjest Slettet-CkrM7QVpfE]

Denne var så bra at den fortjener en egen post =)

 

[Gjest Slettet-CkrM7QVpfE]

og mens vi er i gang =)

 

Round like a shot

 

Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

 

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone as soon as possible.

 

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

 

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them."

 

To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."

 

TONY GLADSTONE

Endret 7. mars 2007 av KRAFortune

[Anonym2007]

og mens vi er i gang =)

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Round like a shot

 

Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

 

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone as soon as possible.

 

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

 

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them."

 

To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."

 

TONY GLADSTONE

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HAHAHA. DEN kunne jeg godt tenkt meg å prøve :!:

Endret 7. mars 2007 av Lund-

[ShaNickolas]

Til første post:

 

Han var nok dømt til å bli busted, selv om det var på den minst sannsynlige måten noen kan oppleve.

[Big Tone]

Denne var så bra at den fortjener en egen post =)

 

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Æhæ, jævli genialt!

[QBab]

På kontoret ja? :!:

Endret 7. mars 2007 av QBab

[Sindrelol]

Hvor sykt uflaks er det ikke at den perfekte unnskyldingen skal bli ødelagt av terrorister..?

[the_fire]

Hvor sykt uflaks er det ikke at den perfekte unnskyldingen skal bli ødelagt av terrorister..?

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Ja, faen heller han var uheldig.

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Doh, han var jo dritheldig som ikke var på kontoret

[Lakus]

BUS-TED! :!: