post dine ikke-fra-forumet-Gullkorn her...

[Rampage]

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<broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while

<broox> they were plugged into the mic port

<npl> umm, i think they are color-coded

<broox> haha, i know

<broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is

* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is

 

 

#183544 +(4805)- [X]

 

<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

#479067 +(4799)- [X]

 

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you

Scud: And then it hit me

 

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<Malagmyr> This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.

<Malagmyr> "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."

<Malagmyr> "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

<Malagmyr> Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."

[Moonshield]

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.

<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

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de er morsom

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HAHAHAHAH, HHAHAHA, FY FAEN DEN VAR SÅ JÆVLA PRICELESS! :!: :!:

Endret 9. august 2007 av Uchiha

[Ethernet]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

 

Jeg syns den er litt morsom jeg

[Crazy_Man]

smarteste i klassen? ^^

[Ethernet]

Faen der er så mange mindre geniale sitater på bash

 

Sittet her i 1 time og tittet

[Konnis]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead

c8info: Why?

docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE

docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE

docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts

c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.

docsigma2000: ...!! FUCK FUCK FUCK

docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for?

docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much

c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.

docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.

docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead

c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.

** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

 

HAHA :!:

[Hagr]

Haha XD

 

Beste jeg har lest på lenge XD

[Konnis]

Ny fra samme side:

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now

<@Sony> ...........

<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI

<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing

<Malpine> Thanks for the info

<@David> eh?

<@David> damn i meant PAID

<@David> I get PAID today

<@David> dammit

[Ethernet]

ikke post de som er lagt ut på ITpro da

 

edit: Er vi ikke veldig off-topic nå?

Endret 27. august 2007 av Ethernet

[Konnis]

Er det ikke gullkorn? Jo. Er de fra andre steder enn forumet? Ja.

 

[Ethernet]

Nja. Okei

[greiven]

Det var enn venn som hadde slått av telefonen sin, og siden han ikke husket PIN-koden måtte han snakke med mora om å få PUK-koden. Da presterte jeg å si følgende "Kan du ikke bare ringe mora di da?"

 

For de som ikke skjønte den så mente jeg at han kunne ringe med mobiltelefonen.

Endret 27. august 2007 av Kiimmeen

[Skavold]

#479067 +(4799)- [X]

 

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you

Scud: And then it hit me

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Hæææhæh

[Toast Is Pimp!]

#764876 +(4571)- [X]

 

Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance

Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.

 

Aaarg! En whanna see homevideo.

Endret 28. august 2007 av Deimos87

[Inc]

I min jakt på selvmordshungrie filer fant jeg denne artige kommentaren. Synes jeg hvertfall.

-A conversation between man and flash drive:

 

"OH CRAP, I forgot my password! *panicking* What was my password again...

err...Fluffy?"

ACCESS DENIED

"...wait, maybe it was all lowercase...

fluffy?"

ACCESS DENIED

"Maybe there was a number...

f1uffy?"

ACCESS DENIED

"OK now, let's relax, let's try a few variations...

Foofy?"

"foofy?"

"flufy?"

"f/uffy?"

"dog?"

"Fluff?"

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

"Oh god, this is bad- my entire career depends on the transfer of these files!"

"Think, think, one more chance...

wait, "fluffy" is my password for my bank account!

What was the password for this again?"

"AHA! PAUL!"

*enters PAUL into password form desperately*

"No wait, it was lowercase! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

ACCESS DENIED

ALL FILES ERASED

GOODBYE.-

[Ethernet]

I min jakt på selvmordshungrie filer fant jeg denne artige kommentaren. Synes jeg hvertfall.

-A conversation between man and flash drive:

 

"OH CRAP, I forgot my password! *panicking* What was my password again...

err...Fluffy?"

ACCESS DENIED

"...wait, maybe it was all lowercase...

fluffy?"

ACCESS DENIED

"Maybe there was a number...

f1uffy?"

ACCESS DENIED

"OK now, let's relax, let's try a few variations...

Foofy?"

"foofy?"

"flufy?"

"f/uffy?"

"dog?"

"Fluff?"

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

"Oh god, this is bad- my entire career depends on the transfer of these files!"

"Think, think, one more chance...

wait, "fluffy" is my password for my bank account!

What was the password for this again?"

"AHA! PAUL!"

*enters PAUL into password form desperately*

"No wait, it was lowercase! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

ACCESS DENIED

ALL FILES ERASED

GOODBYE.-

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Auda

[Crazy_Man]

hvorfor ble filene slettet når han ikke skrev inn riktig passord?

[Inc]

hvorfor ble filene slettet når han ikke skrev inn riktig passord?

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Fordi det var sånn type fil som tar selvmord etter vist antall tid eller feil passordforsøk.

[Keldon]

Slimtoad20: US Airways flight 404 is flying through the Bermuda Triangle today.

Slimtoad20: Yeah, that one doesn't stand a chance.

[Kimelimm]

Første posten min her, så vet ikke hva som er lov og ikke lov, men jeg tar dette med:

 

Inatt, skulle søskenbarnet mitt skrive litt kødd i gjesteboka til... ja jeg sier det rett ut, stygg person, der han skrev "nightmaTe i natt" og 5 minutter etterpå, "NIGHMARE!*" er på lan hos han xD sykt komisk De som ikke skjønner den, tenk koffert...

 

Nettby ftw

Endret 16. september 2007 av Kimelimm