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- Det skal ikke virke offensivt og/eller som mobbing i forhold til andre brukere.

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Offensive på engelsk i den betydningen er støtende på norsk. Ikke offensivt.

 

Stupid question ...has anyone else been so lazy that they refuse to go pee, but just keep holding it?

 

There are time when I have to pee, but just don't feel like it so I keep going with whatever I am doing and find out hours later that I reeeeeeally have to go or else. Am I the only freak who does this? Probably.

Thats why you get clogged ears. Never do that.
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Do men or women pee or poo into a vacuum cleaner?

 

If you are desperate to go to the toilet, but can't hold on any longer?

Like do you do it down the hose or do you open it up and do it?

 

Both do - bet it "sucks" though

 

well of coarse we do, when you run out of t.p., or you are vacuuming and do not have time to stop. Its completely normal.

 

i just got a new dyson...i'll have to give it a try.....not

 

DO IT ALL THE TIME.

 

 

Edit:

These windows saying "Symantec" keep popping up is this a virus?

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dhjerp

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Dette er en av de beste jeg har lest på bash....

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor
#349567 +(10618)- [X]

 

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me

GarbageStan23: why?

Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.

Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!

GarbageStan23: oh shit!

Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever

Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....

Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

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En episode jeg hadde sammen med en eks kjæreste for noen år siden:

 

Vi var godt i gang med kosing i senga da jeg bestemte meg for å slikke henne , i det jeg gikk ned for å slikke , rykket hun til å ropte høyt IKKE SE PÅ FITTA MI. Neivel sa jeg. Det ble stille å hun kledde på seg fort.

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- Det skal ikke virke offensivt og/eller som mobbing i forhold til andre brukere.

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Offensive på engelsk i den betydningen er støtende på norsk. Ikke offensivt.

Offensivt kan ha to betydninger også i det norske språk. Thanx for killing the fun :p

 

Neida..

 

Beklager misforståelsen..

 

Alle forstår vel hva det betyr. Det er vel strengt tatt det som er relevant her :)

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Vi henter flere godbiter fra Bash.org

 

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

 

 

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me

GarbageStan23: why?

Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.

Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!

GarbageStan23: oh shit!

Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever

Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....

Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

 

 

 

<NES> lol

<NES> I download something from Napster

<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done

<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"

<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

 

 

 

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today

<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor

<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

 

 

 

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'

* Anubis has joined #doghouse

<Anubis> what fraud?

<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?

<Anubis> no?

<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com

<Anubis> omg wtf!

*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

 

 

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

 

 

<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

<hokage> *cries*, scary....

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<thou> yeah he isn't really that hrd..

<thou> *hard

<arak0n> lern sum grammer u fuckin noob

<thou> damn if I were you, I wouldn't be worrying about other people's grammar.

<arak0n> it jus annois me when all them fukin noobs cum in here, an u cant unerstand anytin they r sayin. it make me wana just leve the channel

* thou has left #wii (me too man. me too.)

 

dette er min favoritt.

*mine innlegg*

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Rampage

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<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."

<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer

<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

 

 

 

 

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west

Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.

Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.

Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.

Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.

Pirate: Avast!

Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!

Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.

Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.

Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

 

 

Denne er bare EPIC WIN:

 

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps

[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps

[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps

[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?

[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you

[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

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