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Fra Gamespot forumet:

::OBS::

Veldig mye skrift og caps!

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THE BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD THAT I HAVE EVER SINCE PLAYED SINCE APE ESCAPE AND MONKEY ISLAND FOR NES IS PROBABLY WITH OUT ANY DOUBT AT ALL PERIOD HANDS DOWN STAND UP TAKE A YOU KNOW WHAT WILL DEFFILENTLY GO TO ELECTRONIC ARTS WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS EA WHICH HAVE TONS OF GROUPS LIKE EA SPROTS AND GAMES WOULD DEFILENTLY BE BATTLEFIELD 2 YES THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOKS !!!! BATTLEFIELD 2 WAS SO GOOD THEY WON BEST GAME IN THE WORLD AWARD AND EVERY THING LIKE THAT AND I PLAY IT DAILY LIKE NEANGLA BALY AND ALL THAT TIME I BE GETTING GOOD KILLS GOING LIKE LOOK AT ME KILL THIS FOOL AND I SHOT THE DUDE DEAD I EVEN BE LIKE SINGIN WHEN I DO SO BECAUSE IM A GANGSTER. IM REALLY GOOD AT IT TOO LOOK ME UP BE I AINT PLAYIN AROUND EITHER IM REALLY REALLY GOOD I PLAY ALL DAY NON STOP I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO THEATS WHAT I DO BECAUSE I LIKE THIS GAME. BATTLE FIELD 2 CAME OUT IN 2006 AND STILL HAS GOOD GRAPHICS I BOUGHT IT THE SECOND IT CAME OUT SO MINE IS LIMITED EDITION SO IF YOU THINK YOUR LEET WITH OUT A SPECIAL EDITION BATTLEFIELD 2 YOU ARE A LAME NOOB AND I AINT PLAY AGAIN BE REMEMBER THAT OR I MIGHT SNIP YOU WITH A AK47 ASSAULT RIFFLE AND BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF AND THEN DANCE ON YOUR BODY AND RUN IN TO A CAVE AND SHOOT YOUR TEAM DOWN AND RUN DUDE! I THINK THIS GAME IS VERY FUN TOO I THINK YOU SHOULD RUN OUT AND BUY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW YES RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK YOUR COOL ENOUGH THAT IS BECAUSE LOSERS ARNT ALOUD TO PLAY ON REALLY COOL SERVERS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BANED BECAUSE I OWN MY OWN SERVER AND IF SOME BODYS A NOOB OR SOUNDS GAY ON THE MIC I WILL BAN DUDE I DONT MESS AROUND NOR DO I INDEED AND INFACKT HAVE THE TIME TO DEAL WITH IT OTHER WISE IF YOU WERE BANNED FROM MY SERVER PLEASE GO TO MY WEB SITE LOKATIED ON SOME HIGHLY KNOWN WEB SITES TO FILE YOUR COMPLANT YOUR YOU CAN CALL MY CLANS OFFICES AT OUR BUILDING IN RL YES THATS RIGHT WE LIVEIN LARGE IN THE RL AND AVL BECAUSE WE COOL YOU DIG WE ANINT PLAY!!! I ALSO LIKE HOW YOU CAN FLY AN AIRPLAN ON A SHIP THEN SWIM THEN YOU CAN RUN ACROSSED THE BRIDGE TO A BASE WHICH YOU THEN GET ON A TURRET TO SHOOT DOWN AN AIRPLANE THEN RUN TO A JEEP AND REPAIRE IT THEN DRIVE TO ANOTHER BASE AND SHOOT EVERY ONE DEAD AND LAUGH AT THEM THEN YOU CAN GET IN A HELICOPETER THEN FLY TO THE ISLAND AND BATTLE TO GET MORE POINTS AND HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN DOING IT BECAUSE THATS WHAT ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS DO AL DAY LONG!! WELL IM OUT TO PLAY MORE AT MY OFFICES AT OUR HEAD QUARTERS LOOK US UP AND REMEMBER THIS YOU CAN GET IT WITH US OR WATCH US GET IT OR THE COPS WILL GET IT!!!!! BATTLE FIELD 2 FOR LIFE!!!! EA IS MA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII DAWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

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You have something to say?!?! dude you a joke bro im not messin around be dont ever try to disrespect me or my family or my internet friends or my clan or my chose in games or my history of ea or my explenation of what i thought of battle field 2.... you didnt even add any thing constructive either if i was working for game spot which i think i am because i am here and i am typing which i am there for aloud to be doing which kinda makes me an employie if you realy think about it........ you shoulda be baned...... call my number or mail us at our offices i would love to nogotiate with you about this issure and come up with some kind of agrement maby with armyys standing around with jeeps in battle field 2 with my hole clan there all 239 of us and some of my new recruits... we will all watch as i make a deal and hand shack then do our famous... world famous i should and shal say 99 round rifle solute in the sky tehn we will get in a jeep and drive very slowly so that my soldiers can march in front and ind back as we go to our head quarters and sighn the legal documents to our contract then we will live in piece and harmanie! have a nice day and remember this YOU CAN GET IT WITH US OR WATCH US GET IT OR THE COPS WILL GET IT!!!!! pay your position homie

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<TSPreben> Mishandler Hrisebro deg??

<eTVbot> Yes!

<TSPreben> Vil du han skal forsvinne??

<eTVbot> You don't wanna know

<Hrisebro> Ke?

<TSPreben> Vil du forsvinne??

<eTVbot> Hmm, have to think about that one.

<TSPreben> Vil du at jeg skal forsvinne??

<eTVbot> Yes, I think so...

 

Kanskje ikke veldig morsom, men jeg likte den. Spesielt med tanke på at det er TSP fra forumet her som blir eid :p

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#488793 +(5437)- [X]

 

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever

<mcm310>: what is it?

<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof

<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands

<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

 

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#15641 +(5269)- [X]

 

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.

<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!

<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!

<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

 

#205195 +(5839)- [X]

 

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt

* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*

<@Acaila> FINISH HIM

<mat|t> rofl

<MortalKombat> omg wtf man

* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)

<@Acaila> FATALITY!

 

#342633 +(5833)- [X]

 

<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit

<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls

<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother

<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!

 

Den siden eier alt...

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uberkvaal

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Til dere som spiller WoW:

 

Jeg spurte kameraten min: Hvor har du Heartstonen din?

Kameraten: I backpacken vel??

 

Og denna karen har over 90 dager /played

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ehm... han har jo heartstone i baggen da:P

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Der vi er fra så betyr hvor har du HS din det samme som hvor går HS din når du bruker den?

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ikke alle er like vøtt

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Da ble vel ikke det gullkornet så bra likevel, men i min vennekrets er det ganske morsomt.

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YAY! Den karen der var meg : D

 

Men uansett har et lite gullkorn i lomma jeg og. haha. hæææh..

 

Faren til en kamerat av meg som er brykta for sine tørre vitser (altså faren) sier midt på julaften idet de skal åpne pakkene. "Kan vi ikke vente til neste år?" og han bryter ut i en slags latterkrampe (en spesiel type, mer bare et ekstremt glis).. Noe de andre ikke synes var like gøy. høhø.

 

Neste er vell kanskje litt slem, men la gå.

En kar i klassen min som er litt.. ehm stor hadde tatt på seg et skjerf så han så ut som en dame i burka .. haha.. Så presterer jeg å rope høyt i latter "HAHAHA *navn* DU SER UT SOM EN FEIT DAME !" heldigvis oppfatta han det ikke :whistle::whistle:

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uberkvaal

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Ja, har altså en annen en.. fra TG... nermere bestemt på herretoalettet på TG.

 

Var en del folk der.. sikkert 6-7 stykker.. Helt stille... ingen sier noe.. bare stirrer rett inn i veggen. Så Bryter det ut av meg ganske høyt "*navn* skal du drite? Æhhh! æææh! " men jeg slår han på skuldern. Alle folk ser rart på oss. (denne karen bryr seg litt vell mye om hvordan folk oppfatter han). Skulle sett hvor flau han blei etterpå x D TGminne for livet et der .. hhaah

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på bash.org var det utruleg mykje bra! At eg ikkje har oppdaga den før!

 

 

#151227 +(6956)- [X]

 

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons

IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks

IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water

IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty

IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying

IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"

IronChef Foicite: but a potato!

IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man

IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack

IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol

IronChef Foicite: but there's more!

IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!

IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"

IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome

IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

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Solid

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Noe stygg denne her.

 

<tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft with him the other day....

<black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player campaign.

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»Kяis₮iaÑ™ Elske.«3 Ka₮hяiиє Jєиtå Mi™ sier:

 

ka e fjortizz

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Ååh, blir gæren når jeg ser sånne MSN-nick. Om du attpåtil ikke veit og har godtatt at du er fjortiss.... :nei:

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