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SnowDOG's Picture humor thread V.2 - Ingen post uten bilde!


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Aner der hva jeg føler når jeg kommer hit inn i SnowDOG's Picture humor thread V.2 ?

 

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Kraftig servering?

 

 

JEG VIL FAEN IKKE SE EN DISKUSJON OM NOE FITTGREIE BRUKTBILEN PREIKA OM! JEG VILL SE BILDER. SER JEG AT SnowDOG's Picture humor thread V.2 ER OPPTATERT I "Mine Innlegg" VILL JEG FOR FAEN IKKE SE EN DISKUSJON! JEG VILL SE BILDER FOR FUCK SAKE!

Og viss dere ikke slutter med diskusjoner her i bildetråden så åpner jeg FireFox aktiverer TOR anonymitets-nettverket (Or hidemyass.com) og bruker http://www.bugmenot.com/ for og få Aktiverings emailen anonymt. Etter det så begynner jeg og spamme hele forumet ned i støvlene. Og lage flere kontoer og spamme med de også.

 

Lyst på? Gave fra meg vis dere ikke begrenser preikinga:

 

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Yeey! Spamboy is here:

 

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Er dere intressert i hvordan lage SPAM?:

 

Hi kids! I'm Copious Barfon, the leading chef for iffy recipes in the US,

and today I'm going to show you how to make a *jumbo size pack of Spam *,

one that's so BIG you will have enough for you and ALL your friends! But

watch out, I can't guarantee they'll still be friends after they've tried it.

(Note : I had to change the ingredients slightly to keep animal rights

groups from suing me.)

 

Ingredients:

*One cow*

(a terminally depressed, suicidal cow that has no desire whatever

to live anymore and is quite happy to sacrifice its life to be an

ingredient in suspect cuisine)

*One pig*

(with a similar outlook on life to the cow)

A ten kilo slice of whale blubber

A large pot of moisturiser

A can of petrol

 

Utensils :

A cement mixer

A clothes peg

Two hand guns

 

Directions:

Put the peg on your nose and mix the petrol up with the whale blubber.

Feed the pig half of this mixture, the cow the other half. Pigs will

eat anything, but the cow may need some persuasion even if it's suicidal.

If all else fails, hold its nose until it moos in protest and shove it all

in quickly. Give the cow a pat on the back, but don't let it give you one.

Allow the animals a few hours to digest it, then take their last wills and

testaments before providing each one with a hand gun.

After they shoot themselves, and you have stood for a minutes respectful

silence, carve the animals up into three piles. Pile A for the bones,

brains and balls, Pile B for the fat, Pile C for the best cuts.

Throw Pile C away, you won't need it. Keep Pile B for when you next visit

Burger King; they need all the fat they can get for their Bacon Double

Cheesburgers. Place Pile A in the cement mixer, and turn it on. After

an hour it should start to resemble spam. Taste it, and you'll tell by

that feeling of faint nausea, that this is indeed Spam. But it is not yet

spreadable! So Add the moisturiser until it is.

And there you have it!

In my next recipe, Copious Barfon will be showing you how to make a cheap

capucino from mud, flem and flaked weasels droppings.

Till then, happy eating!

 

 

 

 

 

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