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Deler ikke ut msn-en til Marie. Ikke sjans. Hun ville endt opp å bli mobbet uansett. :p

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GuyGuy: I am so fucking dead, dude.

Bilbo22: What's up?

GuyGuy: Ok, this is gonna take some explanation.

Bilbo22: Go for it.

GuyGuy: Alright. My wife goes crazy when I cum in her. She really likes the feeling of liquid shooting into her or something, cause she's absolutely nuts about it. It's like a fucking fetish.

GuyGuy: Anyway, Last week she went totally overboard with this. We were having sex, and everything was going great, but when I said I was about to cum she grabbed me by the shaft, forcefully yanked me out of her, got this fucking jar from the drawer in the nightstand, and collected my fucking semen in it.

Bilbo22: What the fuck?

GuyGuy: Yeah. Weird ass shit.

Bilbo22: No, I mean the fact you're telling me this shit. I don't want to hear this.

GuyGuy: It's important dude, hear me out.

Bilbo22: Fine, Fine.

GuyGuy: Anyway, I was asking what the fuck she was up to and she tells me she wants to save up my jism so she can take it all at once. So she sticks the jar in the fridge and tells me we can't have any more sex until I fill the thing entirely.

GuyGuy: And long story short, I just don't got that much juice in me, so after a week of trying to jack it until I could fill it, my penis felt like it was gonna burst. So I decided to cheat, and topped it off with some of this dove soap she has, cause it looks a lot like semen.

Bilbo22: Oh dear god, I know where this is going.

GuyGuy: So I give her the filled jar all indignant like cause she made me do this, and she promised me lots of kinky sex for it.

GuyGuy: Then she pulls a fucking turkey baster out of her dresser, sucks up the contents of the jar, sticks the baster in her pussy, and lets it rip.

GuyGuy: As it turns out, Soap apparently burns like a motherfucker when you put it in a woman's pussy.

Bilbo22: Oh shit man. When the fuck was this?

GuyGuy: Like, ten minutes ago.

Bilbo22: Then what the fuck are you doing on AIM!?

GuyGuy: Are you kidding? She's been in the bathroom for the past ten minutes screaming like a fucking banshee.

GuyGuy: I needed leverage. If she murders me now, I've got a witness who can testify against her.

GuyGuy: Oh shit, she's coming out now. If you don't hear from me in a few days, call the cops!

Bilbo22: I'll be sure to check under the porch for your body.

 

Altså bare sånn, for fun... Gief samtaledetaljer...

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mer fra samme:

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Your God sier (12:05):

hehey.

Your God sier (12:05):

gjett hvem som entret klasserommet

Your God sier (12:05):

mister sperme-i-håret-til-folk.

Your God sier (12:05):

*slikke seg rundt munnen*

Your God sier (12:05):

og der gikk han igjen ^^

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Fancy... Gå bort til senga og risikere og havne der resten av dagen bare for å legge til ei ukjent jente på MSN, eller sitte her foran PCen med norskoppgaven min, høre tonene fra Fleetwood Macs Albatross bre seg i rommet og gi meg de lykkeligste følelser mens jeg avventer et grovt rundstykke med ost, rett fra bakeriet?

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SasaB, skal vi vedde?

 

Jeg vedder på at jeg enten kommer opp i geografi eller naturfag imorra. Om jeg vinner, så skal du ha avataren og signaturen i en mnd til, om du vinner og jeg kommer ikke opp skal du slippe avataren ol.

 

til info så er det kun 28 personer på hele trinnet som kommer opp. Og man kan komme opp i naturfag, samfunnsfag, engelsk og geografi.

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