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Uncyclopedia on Jesus H. Christ:

 

 

Most accounts have summed up Jesus' life as follows:

1. Born

2. Got depressed about the whole "not knowing a woman" thing.

3. Decided it was okay to eat bacon. (which it wasn't until then. Apparently JC was immune to Trichinosis.)

4. Went off to have fun in the desert.

a. Chilled with Lucifer while ticking him off,

Skipped lunch

B.A.S.E. jumping

Sightseeing

b. Got lost in the desert, saw !GOD!.

5 ?

6. Prophet!

a. Found out who His real father was.

b. Preached a universal form of Judaist-Socialist values.

c. Loved everyone.(In that non-sexual/brotherly kind've way)

7. Death.

a. Last Supper (at Wendy's).

b. Went to the Gardens (Gethsemane, not Busch).

c. Got betrayed by Judas (Iscariot, not Priest).

d. Condemned to death by the Roman governor Herpititus.

e. Nailed and hung on cross.

f. Dies.

g. Stops being dead.

h. Flys around up in the clouds!

8. Christ!

 

 

hoho, elsker den siden :wee:

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Kan du ikke lage en egen Bundy klubb?

 

Nå som klubber er blitt så trendy her på forumet.

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Nei, det blir for mye selvdigging.

 

*Ignorere Bundy*

 

Det var det du mente, sant?

 

Å, vent, jeg kan jo ikke lese svaret ditt.

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Jepp, nå slipper jeg deg også! :D

 

Bundy?

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Hva? Fuck off :)

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