Ye Olde Pub (The English Pub)

[Simon Aldra]

"Number one on my list of people I care about, is my kids, number two is me.. and number three.. that's James comming a bit drunk out of the pub, so I'll run him over" - Jeremy Clarkson..

 

Endret 2. desember 2006 av Simon Aldra

[Skarstard]

Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

[Theoneask]

Exam tomorrow

How to calm down "eksamensnerver" ?

[Gissan]

How to calm down "eksamensnerver" ?

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Take a coke..

[Sidious]

Yeah, coke sure helps. NOT.

[Halvt horn ost skinka piffi varmt]

How to calm down "eksamensnerver" ?

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Take a coke..

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Grab a Pepsi!

[Theoneask]

Coke, pepsi, nah not helping. Think a cold beer would be nice, but not so good to start drinking now I guess.

[Gaston]

English "heldags" tomorrow! Why not freshin' up the old english right before hell...

 

Have anyone read one of this short novels?

- Lies

- Dead man Shoes

- Man from the south

- The film: Paris, Texas

 

Tell me something about em'

[Skogli]

You are in a room that is completly bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?

[Simon Aldra]

You either try using the table as a ram on the walls, or you break the mirror, it might be a two way mirror.

[Skogli]

You either try using the table as a ram on the walls, or you break the mirror, it might be a two way mirror.

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Wrong. I'll post the answer within this hour.

Endret 3. desember 2006 av Skogli

[Torbjørn T.]

You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halfs make a whole, and you climb out the hole.

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[Skogli]

You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halfs make a whole, and you climb out the hole.

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Damned, I hoped you didn't see that post.

[Torbjørn T.]

I'm of the boring kind. I used Google.

[Skogli]

Hehe, well, I'd didn't set any rules.

[Neophus]

personally i prefer english over norwegian -- what a boring language. sure it has alot of funny sounds for foreigners, but other than that, ack.

thanks to the wonders of irc i now type more english than norwegian in a normal day too.

can't say i care too much for proper grammar tho, i type like most people do, just with some strine now and then(read:aussie dialect/quirks). i'd have to say this thread is a nice initiative tho, the english skills of some of todays youth is horrifying at times, especially when ya see kids who can barely watch a movie without subs. *shivers* what is the world coming to.

a bunch of bloomin drongos who talk more japanese they learned from anime and hentai than english.. disturbing thought.

i reckon it's not as bad as that, but ya get the idea.

hm i think i'm ranting now, so i might end it here.

aussies rule! seppos and pommies sucks arse

Endret 4. desember 2006 av Neophus

[Thend]

the english skills of some of todays youth is horrifying at times

 

Self pwnt?

[Neophus]

the english skills of some of todays youth is horrifying at times

 

Self pwnt?

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Kind sir, I hereby assume you did not take the effort to read my casual rant with the care one would usually expect at a respectable forum for discussion such as this...

Seeing as if you had, you surely would have noticed how I explicitly expressed my carelessness pertaining to using proper grammar when partaking in frivolous chitchat such as this. May I also say, when exclaiming that someone has been 'owned', in reference to grammar, it may be wise to spell the bloody word right.

Endret 4. desember 2006 av Neophus

[Neophus]

Reading the backlog of posts here, I noticed "kålrabistappe/kålrotstappe".

Until recently I had no idea what the proper name was, thus I simply called it 'rutabagamash'. I found out that its actually swede mash the other day, whereas swede is a popular name for rutabaga.

Endret 4. desember 2006 av Neophus

[Simon Aldra]

the english skills of some of todays youth is horrifying at times

 

Self pwnt?

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Kind sir, I hereby assume you did not take the effort to read my casual rant with the care one would usually expect at a respectable forum for discussion such as this...

Seeing as if you had, you surely would have noticed how I explicitly expressed my carelessness pertaining to using proper grammar when partaking in frivolous chitchat such as this. May I also say, when exclaiming that someone has been 'owned', in reference to grammar, it may be wise to spell the bloody word right.

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Thank you for one of the best rants I've read.

 

You're not as good as James May, but you're getting there.