Ye Olde Pub (The English Pub)

[Vikingspeider]

PC

[Allighiero]

The shower in my flat is full of ants, and it's weekend so noone will come around to fix it. Got to love living in halls!

[kris98]

It could be worse. Showering is overrated anyhow

[CypheroN]

It is not...

[Vikingspeider]

Yes it is.

[henbruas]

Nothing beats an ice cold shower right after P.E.

[Jørgen]

There's nothing like freezing your brains out after PE

I find that showering is underrated, at least I feel that way when taking the subway during rush hour

[Ljóseind]

What would you guys think of a "generel diskusjon med fortisspråk - sånn derre snakke sammen med fjortizz zpråk lizzåmm" - thread in the lekeplass section of the forum. Would it be succesfull?

I guess many wouldn't even have to change their ways of writing to fit in there.

[Slimda]

I think it would be bloody horrible, that's what.

[Vikingspeider]

I don't know. I only write in standard Bokmål anyway, on msn and everywhere else, too. Maybe because it's my dialect... but perhaps it would be successfull. Give it a go!

[Lidskjalv]

Well, I kinda figured

 

 

[...]forgiven for that easly

 

MPP=mistakes ping-pong

 

Actually entertaining

 

Tips:

 

[Lidskjalv]

Ok! Tough i still see this thread as unecessary. (Siste ble skrevet rett ja?)

 

Among the hundred of thousand of really interesting threads at Diskusjon.no, this is actually a niche thread. Unique in purpose and form. And as the original welcome text said: "The perfect place to practice and develop your skills in a friendly environment. "

Endret 7. juni 2009 av Lidskjalv

[henbruas]

I don't know. I only write in standard Bokmål anyway, on msn and everywhere else, too. Maybe because it's my dialect... but perhaps it would be successfull. Give it a go!

 

No one speaks bokmål. Except maybe the guys at NRK.

[Jørgen]

You're right, noone speaks "bokmål" or "nynorsk". We all speak dialects, although the Oslo - dialect is probably the closest to "bokmål". This thread is quite inactive though, and I must say it isn't really helping me expand my vocabulary.

[Slimda]

Then contribute to it, start a topic about something, like the total awesomeness of myself.

[Allighiero]

What would you guys think of a "generel diskusjon med fortisspråk - sånn derre snakke sammen med fjortizz zpråk lizzåmm" - thread in the lekeplass section of the forum. Would it be succesfull?

I guess many wouldn't even have to change their ways of writing to fit in there.

 

we cud do da sam in ere w english, it nt to bad innnit? it actually gud 2 c tht english ppl r evn worse thn norwegians tho. (Yes, a lot of english people actually write like that)

[Mynotir]

Ok! Tough i still see this thread as unecessary. (Siste ble skrevet rett ja?)

 

Among the hundred of thousand of really interesting threads at Diskusjon.no, this is actually a niche thread. Unique in purpose and form. And as the original welcome text said: "The perfect place to practice and develop your skills in a friendly environment. "

Yes, this is most certainly both a niche and nice thread. Was that on purpose?

[Molotovcocktail]

Expand vocabulary you say? Then I suppose an insult or two in Shakspearian English would be in place:

 

S'wounds thou art a roynish base-court lout!

Ye weedy pottle-deep ratsbane!

 

http://www.renfaire.com/Language/insults.html

[Slimda]

Using Shakespearian english is silly. Everybody knows that Shakespear's works were written by monkies.

[Molotovcocktail]

I KNEW IT! Most plausible explanation for Hamlet so far.