Slik ser dem norge...

[KeyanZa]

Er vel slik alle ser norge som

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Norway

Endret 6. november 2006 av KeyanZa

[SisteBert]

Er vel slik alle ser norge som 

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Norway

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Norge blir sett på som et drittlite land meg drittmye penger.

[SSSø]

Stemmer ikke det, da?

 

National Drink: Potato moonshine Karsk on the rocks (rocks may be substituted with stones).

 

Television: is ruled by one man, and one man alone: Jon Almaas.

 

Trivia: If you happen to bump into a Norwegian, please keep in mind that he always knows more about your country than you do; that his average income, level of education, and social status will be higher than yours; and that he will consider his English to be far superior to yours, especially if you're a native speaker of English. By all means avoid double negatives, as every Norwegian will confuse language with math and tell you that a double negative ain't no fun. And if you're an American who was born on the same date as a Norwegian, he will no doubt inform you that statistically speaking his existence is twice as probable as yours (due to lower infant mortality rates and greater familiarity with brown cheese).

[Lars-H]

Most trades are done with sheep, whales, lutefisk, smalahåve or Viking hats with cute little horns.

 

Weather: Always the opposite of what's needed, usually snow.

 

Terrorism

The guerilla front of Norway, called "Dænsebænd", are led by a nihilistic and mean-spirited creature whose name, whispered only in shushed awe, is Sputnik

 

haha Bare tull det der x]

[Kebab GUD]

Norway is a part of Europe, but has twice tried to run away. Fortunately, Sweden and Finland have captured the country both times

 

In 1916 Norway pissed on Kenya. Kenya has been a developing country ever since.

 

The Norwegian Jahn Teigen, member of Norwegian Androgynic Silly Artists (NASA), invented the number "0". Later he went on to invent the wheel, and the world has yet to catch up.

 

Kjell Magne Bondevik: Former prime minister of Norway who was abducted by aliens in 2005. Also known for his reign of terror between the years 2001 and 2005. Thousands of Norwegians died, some of them not even from old age.

lol

[Gjest Slettet-Axby2kEH]

National obsessions: Worrying about what people in other countries may or may not be thinking about Norway and Norwegians

 

Det mest skremmende er jo at dette her er helt sant.

[Joney]

lol, så sinsykt bra..

Endret 9. januar 2007 av Joney

[Bytex]

Siden det er en wiki-side, vil jeg tro 95% av det der er skrevet av nordmenn selv.

[Joney]

edit. nvm 14 tegn

Endret 9. januar 2007 av Joney