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Luchy

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Jeg kan være låtskriver, keyboard og fotograf samtidig..

Jeg lærer TeggY keyboard, vedder på at jeg har spilt lengre enn han..  :cool:

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Jeg har spilt siden 2. klassen ca. :)

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Det betyr at du har spilt i 9 eller 10 år?
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Mer Jokke fra meg. :)

 

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Melodi: Jokke og Valentinerne med Tourettes - Spenn

Nytt navn: Gi meg spam

Skrevet av: Hippie-Erlend

 

Vers:

 

De beste innlegga var dem som jeg posta i smug

Og de beste testene var dem som bare var ljug

Her blar jeg i en seksjon med hjertet og tankene vrengt

Hos amobil er alle tulletrådene stengt for lengst

 

Bridge:

 

Jeg vil prate om kvitost og gulost og damer

Jeg vil krangle om pizza og dumme reklamer

 

Ref:

 

Gi meg spa-am

Gi meg spa-ha-ham

Gi meg spam så jeg slipper å følge med

Spam så jeg alltid kan brøle og le

Gi meg spam som jeg kan nyte pizza'n med

 

Vers:

[modulert]

Jeg går i Siste Ordet og poster fra ræva

Får en warn i trynet, nå blir jeg kanskje pælma

[anti-modulert :roll: ]

Jeg later som jeg aldri fikk besjeden og poster i vei

Men nå er B-real sur, så det er best å skjerpe seg

 

Bridge:

 

Jeg vil prate om frokost og brenning av bilhjul

Jeg vil at en tysker skal spørre "bist du schwul?"

 

Ref:

 

Gi meg spa-am

Gi meg spa-ha-ham

Gi meg spam så jeg slipper å følge med

Spam så jeg alltid kan brøle og le

Gi meg spam som jeg kan nyte pizza'n med

 

:D

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Her kommer spammen

 

Er du av typen som aldri poster seriøst

og som aldri heller prøver no' særlig på å gjøre det

Er du ansett som en kul spammer

fordi du stort sett alltid gidder å poste tull

har du problemer

med å omgås overdrevent seriøse folk

Du e'kke aleine vi er mange som har det sånn

 

Er du den typen som liker å sitte

sitte inne på forumet

når sola skinner

er du av typen som er svak for spam

men bare på skjermen og bare når vi ikke får warn

 

Da har du problemer

ifølge peanøtthjernemoderatorforbundet

men du e'kke aleine vi er mange som har det sånn

 

Folkens jeg kommer med nyheter fra moderatorteamet

jeg må be om absolutt seriøsitet

ventetida er over det kommer til å falle spam i natt

her kommer spammen her kommer den kule fine tida.

her kommer spammen, endelig bråk å få

 

la-la-la-lei-lei......

 

Er du av typen som lar deg irritere

av folk som alltid skal imponere med datakunnskaper

har du en datamaskin

har du internett

så har du alt du trenger for å leve for.... spamme

 

Her kommer spamme

her kommer den kule fine tida.

her kommer spammen

endelig bråk å få

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Vil ikke være ei sur fitte, men det der var en voldtekt av en god sang! :cry: Vet at Jokke ikke var så veldig nøye med rim, men rytme hadde han alltid.

 

Prøvde meg på en sang jeg også. Skrev om en gammel slager. Noen formuleringer som var litt drøye, men pytt pytt. :)

 

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Originalband og tittel: Alphaville - forever young

Ny tittel: Forever spam

Omskrevet av: Vegard_

 

Let's spam in style, let's spam for a while

No one will moderate us if we go hide

You write like a monkey, spell like a donkey

Just pray I don't press "report"

 

Let us be leet, and let us spam forever

The admins have power, but we claim to be clever

Having our own threads, keeping clear of our heads

The postcount's for the free man

 

I'm looking forward to LarsP is back

One thing is sure, I still miss Zeromac

Too many members cleared of the space

Just good we have the... the WHinerz

 

Forever spam, I want to see forever spam

If you really will be banned forever, forever and ever

 

Skarstad is gnawing like a party rat

Snorre is braggin' 'bout his brand new hat

Sooner or later they all will be banned

Unless we still spam

 

It's not easy to talk against the dot

Counting three words, now Dahl won't report

Spam is like garbage in the bar

The bar is my star

 

So many threads being locked away

So many lol-s you forgot to say

So many topics in the daily press

I couldn't care less!

 

Forever spam, I want to see forever spam

If you really will be banned forever, forever and ever

Forever spam, I want to see forever spam

If you really will be banned forever, forever, forever...

 

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Originalband: Alphaville

Originaltittel: Big in Japan

Ny tittel: Spam like a man

Omskrevet av: Vegard_

 

 

Spamming Siste Ordet

Nineteen users glimpsing shortly at my post and avatar

I had one illusion

That you'd ever care if I wrote moro with an extra r

But you didn't, very well, someone else will always tell

Mods are heading for this room again

Try to spam me if you can

Even Bundy called you man tonight, your e-penis is bigger than mine

 

And it's big in Japan, tonight

Making your pants look tight, big in Japan and your real one should be too

Big in Japan, alright, let me spam here by your side

Your e-penis is just huge in Japan, yeah, it's big in Japan

 

One green name there on my screen

Adding warnings to the mean and many more who do deserve

The evening's old, the night is too

I'm gonna spam for more than two, and maybe even more

You said what you said to me, now I'll spam for more than three

Mods regret they're in this room again

Try to spam me if you can

Bundy will say I'm a man tonight, my e-penis is big in Japan

 

Yes, it's big in Japan, tonight

Growing an inch, just tonight, big in Japan and my real one is too

Big in japan, alright, you can spam here by my side

If your e-penis is big in Japan, yes, it's big in Japan

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Joda joda, mere fra meg :w00t:

 

 

 

Melodi: I don't feel like Dancin'

Nytt Navn: I don't feel like Spammin'

 

 

Log in on the Forum with a feeling like 'what to spam?'

My account might get banned but I got another one.

Good luck bannin' nothin' can stop me you clowns.

No wonder I feel so powerful when you all got downs.

 

So I spam along when I see my favourite thread.

I'm gonna be the one who spams it right.

You should know I even got my own spamming room.

Look's like I resisted another ban tonight.

 

But I don't feel like spammin'

When the moderators say.

Stop spammin' you fool.

Or else we're gonna perma ban you today.

Does it look like I care, because I don't anyway.

But I don't feel like spammin'

No sir, no spammin' today.

 

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Even if i find nothin' better to do

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Why'd you give me a warning when I'm not in the mood?

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Rather go outside if I can't go and spam you.

 

Threads come and threads go just like the old empires.

When all you do is removing my posts and call that versatile.

You've banned me so many times it makes me confused.

Then why can't I keep spammin' when I got nothing to lose?

 

So I'll just pretend that I know what the f**k you mean.

And I'm gonna tell the forum that this account is mine.

Just please understand, when I see you ban me again.

If you stop doing it then it will all be fine.

 

But I don't feel like spammin'

When the moderators say.

Stop spammin' you fool.

Or else we're gonna perma ban you today.

Does it look like I care, because I don't anyway.

But I don't feel like spammin'

No sir, no spammin' today.

 

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Even if i find nothin' better to do

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Why'd you give me a warning when I'm not in the mood?

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Rather go outside if I can't go and spam you.

 

You're just trying to make this forum go around.

But all my spamming makes your hearth start to pound.

Just face the truth that I pwn you all the way to the heaven light.

 

But I don't feel like spammin'

When the moderators say.

Stop spammin' you fool.

Or else we're gonna perma ban you today.

Does it look like I care, because I don't anyway.

But I don't feel like spammin'

No sir, no spammin' today.

 

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Even if i find nothin' better to do

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Why'd you give me a warning when I'm not in the mood?

Don't feel like spammin', spammin'

Rather go outside if I can't go and spam you.

 

 

Life goes on :tease:

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Nok nå, skriv heller tekst til Moderator blues....  ;)

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I Don't Like Moderators

 

The moderator rights are inside their heads

Gets switched to nazimods.

And nobody's gonna spam today,

They're going to make them stop the spam.

And Ueland doesn't understand it,

He always said they was as good as gold.

And he can see no reason

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

 

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

I want to spam

The whole day down.

 

The SO5 is kept so clean

As it spams to a waiting world.

And Simen1 feels so shocked,

Ueland's world is rocked,

And their thoughts turn to

Their own little spam.

Sweet spam ain't so peachy keen,

No, it ain't so neat to admin defeat.

They can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

 

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

I want to spam

The whole day down.

 

All the spamming's stopped in the forum now

They wants to spam with their posts a while.

And school's out early and soon we'll be learning

And the lesson today is how to spam.

And then the moderators crackles,

And the admin crackles,

With the spa, and the how's and why's.

And he can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to die?

 

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

Tell me why?

I don't like Moderators.

I want to spam

The whole day down.

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