Eragon demo. X360

[Straffa]

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Alright kids! Welcome to the stank nasty side of gaming! Today we'll be discussing the "Eragon" demo that just hit the Marketplace! In case you didn't know, and suddenly feel the urge to go DL it, stop! Read this first.

 

Let's begin with the graphics shall we? Well, apprently this game has been in development for a very long time. So long in fact that generations flipped over in the meantime. Apparently this game was to be on Xbox not 360. At least that's the best explanation I can come up with, shy of calling the art staff a bunch of filthy whores. Seriously though: Crappy textures, little to no lighting effects, poorly detailed character models and the water was better in Bloodwake.

 

Of course, then there's the camera. Nice and stationary, the way I like it. Face it, having to use that cumbersome right thumbstick to move the camera around so I can do things like see myself and my opponents takes away from my time frantically mashing the A and B buttons. Besides, being able to disappear behind objects in the foreground afforded me the rare opportunity to play peek-a-boo with my character! Two games happening simultaneously! THAT'S NEXT GEN! I must say, it was something refreshing, and seeing as my character was barely visible on screen in the distance it was rather easy to do.

 

The sound of the game was beyond human. Literally I think it may have been done by chimpanzees. "He called the Dragon Saphia, because of it's Sapphire eyes". So essentially we've already established Eragon is a sentimental unimaginative *****. Sweet, just the hero I long to play. The voice acting was likely done by a phonetic voice emulator (as we know chimpanzees can't talk, come on, I'm not that stupid, they only WROTE the dialogue). The rest o the clings clangs and grunts scream of sweet sweet genericism.

 

Ok ok, let's get down (and funky) to what really matters...GAMEPLAY! Graphics and sound and all that frou frou crap means little to the hardcore! And Eragon is for the Hardcore! People who are hardcore about pansy dragons, pansier "hero's" and well, just hardcore pansies (insert gay pornography joke here). Beyond the hot A - B - A style "combos" (which incidentally you don't really notice when your guy is a monochromatic blip in the distance, which is why peek-a-boo is such a blessing) there are other key heavy combos. Hold right trigger for your bow, or left trigger for your magic, or left trigger and different buttons to call your Dragon if there's an icon on the screen saying you can (because Dragons are finnicky, they only show up on their terms). Acutally, the Dragon leads to one of the superest hot sweet moments of dialogue in the game. When you call her your pansy says "Saphia we need you!" and she swoops in and sorta kills someone. Eventually though, she gets hit with an arrow (ouch poor dragon!) and pansy tells her "Saphia, get out of here! It's too dangerous!". Yes, too dangerous for dragons, but just right for pansies.

 

Essentially, this game boils doen to a smoldering hot concoction of cutting edge Xbox graphics, chimpsound 5.1 audio and gameplay that challenges you to combine A and B in every possible way to achieve mind-numbingly similar results! It's like Ninja Gaiden went to taco bell, had 5 of each combo (super sized), downed a bottle of exlax and Eragon was the result.

 

Ok now go download the demo.

[kewell79]

tror jeg er den eneste som har lastet ned demoen og spillt gjennom hele

[Straffa]

tror jeg er den eneste som har lastet ned demoen og spillt gjennom hele 

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Jeg ga et forsøk men jeg klarte det bare ikke. Dårlig grafikk, gameplay og ikke minst dialogen i spillet er ræva for å si det mildt.

Synes du det var bra?

Endret 3. november 2006 av avanore

[kewell79]

hadde nok ikke brukt penger på det nei

 

 

men det var grei underholdning med å bare trykke på A og B

 

Får heller lese boken før filmen......

[Wooho]

Satser på at filmen er bedre enn demoen da.

[Straffa]

Skal ikke så mye til

[Gjest Slettet-p4PIYwb6]

Dette blir bra. Leste de to bøkene som har kommet ut hittil (skrevet av en 19 år gammel fyr!) og de var kjempebra.

[Mala]

  Dette blir bra. Leste de to bøkene som har kommet ut hittil (skrevet av en 19 år gammel fyr!) og de var kjempebra.

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Bøkene er nok gode ja, filmen kan vel bli bra den også.Men etter det eg har sett og lest ser det ut til at det ikkje finnes noe håp for spillet.

 

Men er det virkelig ne nytt?

[Kjell Fisk]

Viss dette spillet er så dårlig som dere sier blir eg lei meg

 

Men bøkene er jo dritbra!