Filmprat v2.0 - Generell diskusjon om/rundt film

[CypheroN]

Når vi først er inne på dokumentar...

Dette er en film jeg tror kan interessant, http://www.omgmovie.com/

Slike religionskritiske dokumentarer er fine. Zeitgeist er jo den ultimate, selv om jeg har hørt at det er en del faktafeil iden.

[magnusbe]

Slike religionskritiske dokumentarer er fine. Zeitgeist er jo den ultimate, selv om jeg har hørt at det er en del faktafeil iden.

 

"Zeitgeist is the Da Vinci Code on steroids"

http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/09-02-25#feature

 

Eg likte Zeitgeist på same måte som eg likte å høyra på ein fyr på Schouskjellaren ein gong. Han kunne fortelja meg korleis alt heng saman med alt. Mange gode historier som var knytta saman der. Men det er berre oksedrit. Inni oksedriten finst det nokre usmelta riskorn, men kven gidd sila møkka gjennom tennene for å finna dei?

Endret 12. oktober 2009 av magnusbe

[Dotten]

Skulle gjerne sett en god religionsrosende dokumentar. Religionskritikk er så politisk korrekt at det bare er kjedelig.

 

De virkelige koselige dokumentarene er jo dem som utfordrer egen overbevisning, ikke de som bare fremmer egne meninger. Ellers risikerer man jo bare å bli fullstendig indoktrinert.

[Dorian Gray]

Skulle gjerne sett en god religionsrosende dokumentar. Religionskritikk er så politisk korrekt at det bare er kjedelig.

Hvordan snek ordet politisk seg inn i den setningen?

[Lawliet]

De virkelige koselige dokumentarene er jo dem som utfordrer egen overbevisning, ikke de som bare fremmer egne meninger.

Helt enig.

[Dotten]

Skulle gjerne sett en god religionsrosende dokumentar. Religionskritikk er så politisk korrekt at det bare er kjedelig.

Hvordan snek ordet politisk seg inn i den setningen?

 

De snek seg ikke inn, alle andre ord i setningen ble bygget rundt dem.

 

 

Forøvrig, Megan Fox må være drømmedamen til deg Montag?

 

"[Michael] wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. It's endearing to watch him. He's so vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set, he's a tyrant."

 

Hehe, ser ut som det kan bli en liten media-fight mellom de to

 

"His response will simply be an explosion big enough to destroy most of Kansas, in slow motion, of course. "

 

Ser det er kommet noen diskusjoner rundt hvem man ønsker tilbake i treeren om man må velge; Michael eller Megan. Selv skulle jeg gjerne hatt begge byttet ut, selv om det sikkert blir en underholdende produkt med Bay igjen.

[Bytex]

Nah, tror den media-fighten blåste over fort isåfall. Bay har jo sagt at Fox er hjertelig velkommen i Transformers 3 også, hvis hun ikke blir skremt av roboter, da

[Dotten]

Hehe, han tar sikkert "the high way"

 

Noen påståtte crew-members derimot gikk til motangrep på den yndige Fox, som visstnok ble sinna fordi Bay "tvang" henne til å besøke pyramidene.

 

Jaja, det er jo bra det er barn som lager de filmene her. Trengs det, så slipper vi i hvert fall risikoen for at den blir overseriøs. Brevet:

 

Nelson,

 

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

 

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

 

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

 

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

 

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often ****** job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

 

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

 

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

 

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

 

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

 

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

 

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

 

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

 

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

 

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."

 

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is ****ing forcing us to go to the ****ing pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

 

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly *****. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

 

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

 

-Loyal Transformers Crew

 

Godeste Mr. Bay:

 

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

[Bytex]

Meh, stoler ikke på sånt. Virker for tåpelig at virkelig medarbeidere skal slenge ut sånt på internet.

[Dotten]

Med mindre man heter Megan Fox

 

Jaja, hun signerte nå i hvert fall med navn.

[co2]

Meh, stoler ikke på sånt. Virker for tåpelig at virkelig medarbeidere skal slenge ut sånt på internet.

 

Tro det eller ei, men det er faktisk mennesker som jobber med disse filmene.

[Cuneax]

Er nok en nøye koordinert PR-kampanje, dette her.

[Dorian Gray]

Jeg biter på, jeg liker drama.

[Bytex]

Ja, det blir litt som om jeg skulle finne på å utlevere mine medansatte i et "åpent brev" i VG plutselig, anonymt. Hvorfor skulle jeg ville det?

[DoktorBacon]

Penger?

[co2]

Ja, det blir litt som om jeg skulle finne på å utlevere mine medansatte i et "åpent brev" i VG plutselig, anonymt. Hvorfor skulle jeg ville det?

 

Som en reaksjon på at en person du liker, blir hengt ut av noen du hater?

Endret 12. oktober 2009 av co2

[Dorian Gray]

Michael Bay leste brevet og svarte ikke med "Dette stemmer ikke." eller "Det har hun aldri sagt.", men med "Det er jo litt av sjarmen hennes!". Det alene viser jo at det som står i brevet ikke er eventyr diktet opp av en random lurker, men i det minste en som har vært tilstede under innspillingen.

[tjalla]

Så nylig den første Pink Panther-filmen og kan ikke akkurat si jeg likte den. Lite spilletid på Sellers, føles veldig datert og unødvendig komplisert plot. Den var ikke minst, svært lite morsom. Er de neste filmene bedre?

Endret 12. oktober 2009 av tjalla

[Dotten]

Ja, det blir litt som om jeg skulle finne på å utlevere mine medansatte i et "åpent brev" i VG plutselig, anonymt. Hvorfor skulle jeg ville det?

 

 

Si det, kanskje samme grunn til at tusenvis av folk hver dag utleverer ting anonymt på forum

 

 

Det som skuffer meg litt angående Bay er at han er en kar som er så lett å karikatere med uendelig muligheter for både parodi og satire, men han er vel kun nevnt en eneste gang i Entourage :/

 

La oss satse på Bay og Fox som møter Drama i sesong 7.

[Valeit]

Zoombieland har gått inn på 139 plass. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/