Filmprat v2.0 - Generell diskusjon om/rundt film

[Movieheart]

Tror det var snakk om en oppfølger ja. Men så krasjet det med noen andre prosjekter som J.J. Abrams hadde.

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Clerks, 6/10

 

Ser ikke helt humoren i det. Prøver meg på Mallrats nå for å se om den faller mer i smak.

[Infenso]

Tenkte kanskje jeg skulle se The Propositon nå. Har aldri hørt om denne før, men snappet den tilfeldigvis opp på Platekompaniet for noen dager siden. Noen her som har sett den?

[Hr. Jenssen]

Tenkte kanskje jeg skulle se The Propositon nå. Har aldri hørt om denne før, men snappet den tilfeldigvis opp på Platekompaniet for noen dager siden. Noen her som har sett den?

 

Ja. Ikke akkurat en typisk western, men veldig god.

[Dorian Gray]

Jeg har egentlig ikke brydd meg om de som har dødd i det siste, av kjendiser. Det har vært make-upartister og Mr Miyagi, småkjente og smålikte men også småunødvendig.

 

I natt døde George Carlin, og ikke siden Mitch Hedberg har jeg følt tapet på et menneske jeg aldri traff. Han traff ihvertfall meg, og han vil bli savnet.

[Bytex]

Aldri hørt om fyren.

[Dorian Gray]

Det er godt gjort.

 

"..a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author."

"arlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves."

"He was considered by many to be a successor to the late Lenny Bruce and was described by Comedy Central as the second greatest stand-up comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor,"

"Carlin would be the 2008 honoree of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor"

 

Han var ikke bare morsom, men en viktig forkjemper for ytringsfriheten og idolet til samtlige standupkomikere som fulgte ham.

 

Topp 101 sitater:

 

 

1. I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!

4. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

5. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

6. I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.

7. I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.

8. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

9. If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

11. If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

12. No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.

13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

15. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

16. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

17. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

18. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

19. If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.

20. If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

21. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

22. Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

23. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”

24. As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

25. If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

26. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

27. I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

28. I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

29. If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.

30. You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.

31. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

32. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

33. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

34. I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

35. I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

36. When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.

37. Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

38. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.

39. I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.

40. I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

41. Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

42. So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.

43. Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.

44. Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

45. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

46. Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

47. Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

48. God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

49. I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

50. One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.

51. If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

52. What year did Jesus think it was?

53. George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

54. Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

55. In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

56. Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

57. “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

58. No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.

59. Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

60. The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

61. The future will soon be a thing of the past.

62. The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

63. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

64. Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

65. The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

66. I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

67. Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

68. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

69. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

70. And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

71. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

72. Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.

73. Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

74. Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

75. I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

76. Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

77. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

78. If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

79. “Meow” means “woof” in cat.

80. Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

81. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

82. “No comment” is a comment.

83. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

84. You can’t argue with a good blowjob.

85. Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying.

86. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

87. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.

88. Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

89. When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.

90. The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

91. I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

92. If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!

93. Hooray for most things!

94. Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

95. I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

96. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

97. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

98. Life is a zero sum game.

99. Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

100. I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

101. It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.

 

 

Endret 23. juni 2008 av Dorian Gray

[Bytex]

Jaaa har vel ikke helt peiling på komikere fra 50-70 tallet i USA..de som gjelder for meg er karer som dukka opp på 80-tallet som Eddie murphy, david letterman, jay leno osv.

Jeg vet mye om den legendariske Comedy Store-klubben nesten alle komikere fra 70-tallet og utover vokste opp på, gikk en lang dokumentar om klubben og Mitzi Shore. Den dama er ansvarlig for å ha fostret noen av nåtidens største komikere som Jim Carrey og Robin Williams..men han der har jeg ikke hørt om.

[LarsP]

Da bør du sporenstreks gå til anskaffelse av noen av hans DVD-utgivelser. Du kommer garantert ikke til å angre.

 

George Carlin var en utrolig morsom mann.

[JimRamse]

George Carlin var en utrolig morsom mann.

 

Enig. Har holdt på å le meg ihjel flere ganger av han

 

R.I.P

[Manx]

Forferdelig trist, en av de beste har gått bort. Få som får meg til le like mye som det Carlin gjør.

 

 

 

 

RIP.

 

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Er jo en mulighet til å dra nytte av salget på DD og få alle HBO spesialene hans for en billig penge i en pakke.

 

George Carlin - All My Stuff, $120 er mye moro i den boksen der

Endret 23. juni 2008 av Manx

[Badering]

Faen. George Carlin var en fryktelig morsom fyr, samtidig som han kjempet for diverse saker jeg støtter. En av de største komikerne der ute er nå tapt, og det er utrolig trist.

 

RIP.

[Gjest Slettet-D7I5Gr2]

En av de bedre stand-up komikere fra statene.

Rip

[Awesome X]

Hva gjør egentlig American Gangster på twofifty-listen? Har ikke sett den selv, men nesten alt jeg har hørt om den tilsier at den ikke skulle være der.

 

Den er også så gammel at den initiale hyben har tatt av.

[Goscinny]

Kan noen anbefale en bra komedie som faller i smak hos de fleste? Må ha film til i kveld!

[Movieheart]

Superbad kanskje?

[Awesome X]

Noe Chaplin kanskje. His Girl Firday, Harvey, Army of Darkness, In Bruges

[Jan]

RIP-tråd anyone?

[Programvare]

40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Superbad, Knocked Up, The Great Dictator, Zoolander.

[Gjest Slettet+981287349]

Kjøpte dvd`n med Grindhouse idag, der var det både Death Proof å Planet Terror. Men jeg så noen trailere inni i filmen akkurat som en "pause" og der kom det opp en trailer for filmen " Machete ", og det jeg lurte er om denne filmen virkelig kommer ut.

 

På siden står det "Because this project is categorized as being in production, the data is subject to change; some data could be removed completely. ", og i et annet forum står det at den er bare en spøketrailer.

 

Noen som vet virkelig fakta om filmen ? og kommer den ut ?