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* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

[bitchchecker] why do you kick me

[bitchchecker] can’t you discus normally

[bitchchecker] answer!

[Elch] we didn’t kick you

[Elch] you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

[bitchchecker] what ping man

[bitchchecker] the timing of my pc is right

[bitchchecker] i even have dst

[bitchchecker] you banned me

[bitchchecker] amit it you son of a bitch

[HopperHunter|afk] LOL

[HopperHunter|afk] shit you’re stupid, DST^^

[bitchchecker] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!

[bitchchecker] for two weaks already

[bitchchecker] when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.

[Elch] You’re a real computer expert

[bitchchecker] shut up i hack you

[Elch] ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^

[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you’re dead

[Elch] Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1

[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1

[Elch] yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack

[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted

[Elch] Now I’m frightened

[bitchchecker] shut up you’ll be gone

[bitchchecker] i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead

[bitchchecker] say goodbye

[Elch] to whom?

[bitchchecker] to you man

[bitchchecker] buy buy

[Elch] I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

 

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

 

quote:

 

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

[bitchchecker] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone

[Metanot] lol

[Elch] bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1

[bitchchecker] you’re so stupid man

[bitchchecker] say buy buy

[Metanot] ah, [Please control your cussing] off

[bitchchecker] buy buy elch

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

 

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

 

quote:

 

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch

[Metanot] bitchchecker how old are you?

[Elch] What’s up bitchchecker?

[bitchchecker] you have a frie wal

[bitchchecker] fire wall

[Elch] maybe, i don’t know

[bitchchecker] i’m 26

[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?

[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?

[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy

[bitchchecker] because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me

[bitchchecker] be a man turn that shit off

[Elch] cool, didn’t know this was possible.

[bitchchecker] thn my virus destroys your pc man

[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?

[Elch] yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me

[Metanot] he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that

[bitchchecker] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the

[Metanot] what firewall do you have?

[bitchchecker] like a girl

[Metanot] firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^

[He] Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time

[bitchchecker] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er

[Elch] Noo

[Metanot] he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off

[bitchchecker] you’re afraid

[bitchchecker] i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall

[bitchchecker] elch turn off your shit wall!

[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking

[bitchchecker] shut up

[Metanot] lol

[bitchchecker] my grandma surfs with fire wall

[bitchchecker] and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

 

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

 

quote:

 

[Elch] bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again

[Metanot] bitchhacker can’t hack

[black] nice play on words ^^

[bitchchecker] wort man

[Elch] bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!

[Metanot] how many times again he is no hacker

[bitchchecker] man do you want a virus

[bitchchecker] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive

[Metanot] lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^

[Elch] 127.0.0.1

[Elch] it’s easy

[bitchchecker] lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone

[bitchchecker] and are the first files being deleted

[Elch] mom…

[Elch] i’ll take a look

 

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

 

quote:

 

[bitchchecker] don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch

[Elch] that’s bad

[bitchchecker] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted

[Elch] yes, there’s nothing i can do about it

[bitchchecker] and in 20 seconds f: is gone

 

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

 

quote:

 

[bitchchecker] tupac rules

[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

 

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

 

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

 

quote:

 

[bitchchecker] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol

[He] why doesn’t meta say anything

[Elch] he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing

[black] ^^

[bitchchecker] your d: is gone

[He] go on BITCH

 

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

 

quote:

 

[bitchchecker] elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet

[bitchchecker] i’m already at c: 30 percent

 

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

 

quote:

 

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

 

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

 

*** End ***

 

Geez, this guy is indeed the world’s dumbest hacker!

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