ting å gjøre når du kjeder deg..

[Cubicle Dude]

Når du virkelig kjeder deg:

 

Blow bubbles with bubble gum

Blow on a beer bottle

Blow on a blade of grass

Crank up some music

Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show

Eat

Eat 6 spoon full of sugar, a soda, and another think that makes you hyper and then you won't be bored anymore, you will end up finding something to do... trust us

Experiment with makeup

Get a bubble blower and then blow some

Get a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop

Laugh out loud

Learn how to fake an accent

Make a humorous crank phone call

Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message

Make up poems or songs about your boredom

Nap

Play cards

Play Dead

Play house with yourself

Play with marbles

Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose

Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)

Pretend that you are not bored

Read some comic books

See how long you can hold your breath

Send a tune with keypad numbers on the phone

Sing even if you can't

Spin until you're dizzy

Stand on your head

Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots

Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear

Inside Boredom Fighters

 

Break into a friend's house and clean it

Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.

Catch a fly, then put in a jar and stick in the fridge (this cools their metabolism down), then tie the fly to the end of a thread 15in. and hold the other end of the thread while you watch it fly around (We have tested this and it works - a lot of patience is involved)

Chase your best friend round the sofa

Dance around your living room naked

Doodle or cartoon

Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself

Fiddle around with a Ouija board

Figure out how to get yourself on TV

Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back

Flip a coin 500 times to see who wins

Get on the radio

Give names to your body parts

Go shop for a really cool book

Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.

Have a carpet picnic

Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.

Kiss your elbow, if you can.

Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.

Learn a new word in the dictionary

Learn to Juggle

Learn to peel a banana with your feet

Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it

Listen to a type of music that you don't normally listen to

Listen to really hard music and head bang

Listen to some polka music and eat sausages

Make a list of the fun things you've already done, then admire how long your list is.

Make a trash can a basketball hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets

Patch some clothing

Phone your local government rep and see if you can convince him or her to have lunch with you

Plan a journey

Play bottle cap hockey...with pens as the sticks and a bottle cap as the puck

Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet

Pronounce your friends names.backwards

Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up

Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie

Rent some fun movies

Roll your change

Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.

Shave your head

Sit at your desk with your left arm sticking out until it goes numb

Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any

Take a company that has been getting on your nerves - find out who the person is that you should write complaints too. Write a letter to them with the most trivial or confusing complaint. Ensure you talk in circles so that the letter is well written but extremely confusing

Take one hundred dollars out of the bank and spend it all on yourself

Throw a huge party for no reason at all

Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue

Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a wall and invite friends

Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians

Watch a foreign film

Watch cartoons (preferably funny stupid ones)

Write a big list of fun things to do

Write a limerick or twelve

Write a rant letter to the paper

Write out ten things that make you happy - then do one of them

You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers

Outside Boredom Fighters

Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new dogs

Burn things with a magnifying glass

Buy the craziest, most comfortable slippers you can find

Climb a tree

Find some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg

Flip some coins into a fountain

Flirt with people

Go dumpster diving and see what you can find

Go out and get your motorcycle license

Go to a candy store and buy a ton of candy. Eat all day

Go to the 24 hr grocery at 1 a.m.

Have an egg toss

Make a rope swing

Make faces at strangers to make them laugh

Play Frisbee

Play knicky knicky nine doors leaving freaky anonymous notes behind

Put bunny ears on people you don't know (the two finger kind you know, like a peace sign)

Skip rope

Take your TV outside

Try to stay up for 24 hours

Volunteer for a charity

Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.

Watch kids play - and then join in

 

Noen andre der ute?

[QBab]

"Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire."

 

haha, likte den der

[Brian]

"Flip a coin 500 times to see who wins"

 

"Shave your head"

 

hahah :!: det må jeg prøve neste gang jeg kjeder meg.

[Cubicle Dude]

hehe tror mange av disse allerede blir "utprøvd" på enkelte nachspiel og forspiel

[Cubicle Dude]

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)

See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

 

See how long you can hold a note

(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)

Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

 

Try to not think about penguins

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)

This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

 

Use your secret mind power

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)

Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

 

Scratch yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

 

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

 

Hurt yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

 

Try to swallow your tongue

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

 

Pretend to be a car

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

 

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image

(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)

Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

 

Get yourself as nauseated as possible

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)

Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

 

Invent a weird twitch

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)

Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out whe you go shopping.

 

Make a low buzzing noise

(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)

Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.