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Ekle, perverse PMs; hva gjør jeg?


Dorian Gray

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Minner meg litt om kjæresten min, hun driver og får snuskete meldinger fra ukjente nummer stadig vekk, ofte noe slik:

"Hei, jeg heter Dan Jørgen Von Taper, og jepp, jeg er single, hvem er du?"

hehe.

 

Jeg ville sendt meldinger til administratorene om brukernavnet.

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Syntes nå ikke de pm'ene og e-postene jeg har fått av han de siste 10 årene har vært så ille jeg. Skjønner ikke hva du klager over Steffy. Brevene jeg fikk før jeg fikk e-post har jeg tatt godt vare på, de første kom jo når jeg var 10 og det var interessante bilder skal jeg si. Synd at han er blitt tatt nå da, men han mistet stort sett interessen etter at jeg ble myndig uansett så det er vel like greit.

 

Men minnene vil jeg alltid ha :love:

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Syntes nå ikke de pm'ene og e-postene jeg har fått av han de siste 10 årene har vært så ille jeg. Skjønner ikke hva du klager over Steffy. Brevene jeg fikk før jeg fikk e-post har jeg tatt godt vare på, de første kom jo når jeg var 10 og det var interessante bilder skal jeg si. Synd at han er blitt tatt nå da, men han mistet stort sett interessen etter at jeg ble myndig uansett så det er vel like greit.

 

Men minnene vil jeg alltid ha  :love:

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Den tok kaka! :!:

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Mark Foley = Maf54:

 

Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit

Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…

Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha

Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me slee

Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true

Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend

Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure

Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though

Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not

Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily

Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week

Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number

Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:47 PM): and quickly

Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed

Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610

Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:03 PM): eh ya

Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back

Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:30 PM): no face down

Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details

Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:34 PM): lol

Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:36 PM): i see that

Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:37 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really

Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down

Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:03 PM): ya

Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling

Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand…i use the bed itself

Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it

Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:36 PM): towel

Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really

Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:12 PM): well ya

Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice

Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:24 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air

Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing

Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normalhaclothes

Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirthaandhashorts

Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you

Maf54 (7:53:45 PM): in your shorts and polo shirt?

Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:06 PM): no athletic shorts and t shirt…had soccer practice today

Maf54 (7:54:15 PM): ummm nice

Maf54 (7:54:30 PM): jock strap too

Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:41 PM): not iin soccer

Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:42 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:55:09 PM): what do you wear then

Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:20 PM): just our boxers and shorts

Maf54 (7:55:34 PM): good

Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:37 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:55:42 PM): shows your package then

 

Xxxxxxxxxx (8:33:29 PM): ya slow things down a little im still young…like under 18 dont want to do anything illegal…im not 18 till feb 23

Maf54 (8:33:43 PM): i know..

Maf54 (8:33:50 PM): nothing will happen

Maf54 (8:34:04 PM): just dreaming

Maf54 (8:45:32 PM): your horny though

Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:39 PM): well ya a bit

Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:45 PM): but im still a virgin

Maf54 (6:26:40 PM): your in the boxers too

Xxxxxxxxx (6:26:47 PM): nopehajusthagothahome

Maf54 (6:27:39 PM): well strip down and get relaxed

Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:00 PM): haha

Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef

Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess

Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not

Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm

Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual

Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that

Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:43 PM): it works

Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm

Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting

Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand

Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows

Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion…takes too much time to clean up

Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off….and go

Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel

Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard….or its not good

Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry

Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing

Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:23 PM): ya….

Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw

Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now

Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft

Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt

but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess

Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:06 PM): ya

Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp…or growing

Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:54 PM): eh growing

Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm

Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that

Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again

Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2

Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful

Xxxxxxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol

Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank you

Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

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