Lowtax Prank

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TheProdigyUK: hey wutz up itz mark hotbeautifulqtpi: mark miles? TheProdigyUK: ya TheProdigyUK: sup hotbeautifulqtpi: how'd u get my s/n or did i im u TheProdigyUK: nah sum kid told me u thot he wuz me LOLOLOL hotbeautifulqtpi: ok how do i know ur not just playing me for a fool to make me look stupid TheProdigyUK: uh..cuz im not hotbeautifulqtpi: ok so how r u and jamie emaigh TheProdigyUK: shez kewl TheProdigyUK: but my dad died last nite so im kinda sad hotbeautifulqtpi: thats kool hotbeautifulqtpi: u rember kyle d. right hotbeautifulqtpi: oh i'm sry ya mines dead to TheProdigyUK: ya kyle wuz pretty kewl, not as kewl as my dad tho...i hate those robots for doing what they did hotbeautifulqtpi: brb TheProdigyUK: k hotbeautifulqtpi: i wanna go out with kyle hotbeautifulqtpi: was ur dad sick? TheProdigyUK: no, he was out walking his dog and some robots came a long and like stabbed him in the back....the police said they were escaped expiriments they were gonna use in iraq TheProdigyUK: one was called 'PU 5H 3R robot" or something : TheProdigyUK: whatever i dont want to think about it hotbeautifulqtpi: oh ok um.... how old r u? TheProdigyUK: 14 TheProdigyUK: or 15. TheProdigyUK: Maybe 43. TheProdigyUK: I forget, the robots do that to you. hotbeautifulqtpi: umm no kid said he was u cause i just got this s/n like 10 minutes ago TheProdigyUK: What with all the tramautising. hotbeautifulqtpi: ok w/e ur obviously like 13 TheProdigyUK: Maybe, but what does age matter when your dad was killed by robots and on christmas your grandma was pushed down the stairs into some gelato TheProdigyUK: helo? hotbeautifulqtpi: ok it dosen't but my dad died by getting his brains blown out TheProdigyUK: By robots? hotbeautifulqtpi: no hotbeautifulqtpi: a gun TheProdigyUK: ...then what? TheProdigyUK: Robot gun? hotbeautifulqtpi: no a rifel hunting gun hotbeautifulqtpi: he commited suscide TheProdigyUK: o robots can use those TheProdigyUK: damn TheProdigyUK: too many robots hotbeautifulqtpi: he was really stressed out TheProdigyUK: i can understand him TheProdigyUK: that stinks like a wrinkle hotbeautifulqtpi: no robots ur sick ok TheProdigyUK: no im pretty healthy hotbeautifulqtpi: u need help like councling TheProdigyUK: hmm know that you mention it TheProdigyUK: i killed my concelor :sad: TheProdigyUK: poor guy TheProdigyUK: would've been killed by robots so i did him the favor TheProdigyUK: oh fuck TheProdigyUK: here comes one TheProdigyUK: brb TheProdigyUK: DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH hotbeautifulqtpi: surte TheProdigyUK: Hello. TheProdigyUK: I am the Shover Robot. TheProdigyUK: I shove around the blind people. TheProdigyUK: I am here to protect you. TheProdigyUK: From the terrible. TheProdigyUK: PAK CHOOIE TheProdigyUK: Secret of Space. TheProdigyUK: UNF UNF UNF. TheProdigyUK: Please go stand by the stairs. hotbeautifulqtpi: w/e ur like not even 10 it's obvious cause robots aren't real TheProdigyUK: Robots are real. Really scary. TheProdigyUK: I'm not 10. Correct. I am Shover Robot 49. TheProdigyUK: Number 10 is a Pusher Bot. hotbeautifulqtpi: i don't have stairs in my house sry TheProdigyUK: You must go stand by the stairs. Previous message was not received by hotbeautifulqtpi because of error: User hotbeautifulqtpi is not available. I didn't want to make fun of her with the whole suicide thing so it got kind of awkward there.

 

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