Santa Claus & Bill Gates comparison chart

[snorreh]

Consider the following comparison chart:

                                   Santa        Bill
                                   Claus       Gates
--------------------------------    -----      --------
                       Immortal     Yes         Yes[1]
Knows who's been naughty & nice      Yes         Yes[2]
Shakes like a bowl full of jelly     Yes       Cream pie
               Long, white beard   False[3]      No
          Keeps exotic livestock   Reindeer    Unproven
      Has many dedicated helpers    Elves      Employees
           Mail goes unanswered     Yes         Yes
  Runs a worldwide organisation     Yes         Yes
Gets user requests, but delivers
      something else altogether     Yes         Yes
  Distributes gifts to the poor     Yes         Yes[4]
      Has an effective monopoly     Yes         Yes
          Annual licensing fees   Cookies       Cash

Notes:
[1] Ever since that pact with.. oh, wait, I'm not allowed to
talk about that. Sorry. Just take my word for it.
[2] Everyone who runs Microsoft software and has an internet
connection, anyway. "No personally identifying information",
hah, there's a good one.
[3] Sorry, but yes, Santa's beard is a false one. Didn't you
know that the most common method for disguise for men is a
beard? Did you really think that such a long beard would be
natural? Off with the glasses, on with the contacts and the
huge beard, and you look completely different.
[4] Yes, really - the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is in
fact the world's largest charitable organisation, and among
(many) other things currently funds 90% of the world's budget
for the eradication of polio.

And a final clue:
 - Many houses these days no longer have chimneys for Santa
   to come down.
 - Therefore, he needs an alternate method of entry.
 - The easiest entry points to most houses are the windows.
 - Windows is well known for being insecure, allowing easy
    access by outsiders.

How much more proof do you need?

Endret 2. juli 2006 av snorreh

[cyberPanda]

det finnes vell værre ting man kunne sammenlignet bill gates med.

 

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kunne ha blitt en veldig underholdene dan brown bok :!:

[_Evolution_]

å nei. julenissen er bill gates. ikke rart jeg ikke får det jeg ønsker meg, og at han kommer inn gjennom "windows".

 

 

 

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