Forslag til logiske kortslutninger!

[Snorre]

Vel, som tittelen sier ønsker jeg forslag til logiske kortslutninger. Det være seg om eksistensen til Gud, hverdagsligeting, ting vi lærer på utdanningsinstutisjoner og annet. Jeg husker ingen selv i farten så det får heller ventes med.

 

Jeg mener det var en genial en i "The Hitchhiker's Ride to the Galaxy" om eksistensen til Gud hvor hvem nå det var (Er den stund siden jeg leste boken) fikk Gud til å opphøre å eksistere ved hjelp av en slik logisk kortslutning. Hvis noen husker denne er dere velkomne til å skrive den her.

 

Snorre

[Acrid]

The Babel fish also triggered a joke about the existence of God, since the Babel fish was put forth as a fideist example for the non-existence of a diety:

 

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

[Dorian Gray]

Leela: Hold it Santa! (Bender covers his ears and sings) Consider this: you are programmed to destroy the naughty, but many of those you destroy are in fact nice. I submit to you, that you are in fact naughty, and that, logically, you must destroy yourself.

(Santa's head explodes, then comes back again)

Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.

 

Det første jeg kom på, etter Babel fish.

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