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Mange av oss lurer på om de er en sexgud eller ikke .)

 

Er du en sexgud?

 

Er du en sexgudinne?

 

Jeg fikk:

 

Zeus - God of Thunder.

 

Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to give the orders. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. This is understandable; with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you just need to spread your love a bit further than most. What's certain is that once you warm up, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.

 

 

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Eros - God of Love.

 

As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savour the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn't be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there's some emotional or intellectual compatibility between you and your partner to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, they're hooked. You take sex seriously and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

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Wow! You should change your name to Dionysus!

 

Dionysus - God of Ecstasy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you definitely know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two.

 

Keke, men old news.

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Wow! You should change your name to Eros!

Eros

 

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

 

Eros - God of Love.

As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savour the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn't be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there's some emotional or intellectual compatibility between you and your partner to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, they're hooked. You take sex seriously and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

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Wow! You should change your name to Zeus!

 

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

 

Zeus - God of Thunder.

Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to give the orders. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. This is understandable; with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you just need to spread your love a bit further than most. What's certain is that once you warm up, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.

 

 

JEG ER KUL!

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Tell me something I dont know :cool:

 

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

 

Zeus - God of Thunder.

Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to give the orders. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. This is understandable; with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you just need to spread your love a bit further than most. What's certain is that once you warm up, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.

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Wow! You should change your name to Persephone!

 

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, Persephone, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

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Dionysus - God of Ecstasy.

 

You are one sex-loving deity! And you definitely know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some action. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

 

All right :thumbup:

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Vulcan - God of Fire.

In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other lads are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.

 

:)

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Eros - God of Love.

 

As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savour the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn't be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there's some emotional or intellectual compatibility between you and your partner to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, they're hooked. You take sex seriously and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

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Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

 

Vulcan - God of Fire.

In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other lads are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.

 

:thumbup::thumbup:

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Ares - God of war (Nesten likt nicket mitt)

 

You crave power and you value strength. However, you do not restrict these qualities to the battlefield. You bring your need for control into the bedroom. When behind closed doors, you quickly drop the game playing -- and your trousers. You love women, and you like to feel worshipped by the ladies you choose to seduce. Comfortable with traditional gender roles, you like to be on top and call all the shots. Although sexually aggressive and strong, you make sure that the women you conquer are also fulfilled and satisfied. Your performance has been perfected through time and practice, and you are always ready to hit the sheets and strut your stuff! You leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

 

Den passet dårlig syns jeg.

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Mercury - God of Speed.

But don't get the wrong idea -- we're not talking about your lovemaking stamina. You are simply a master of speedy seduction. You probably don't like to waste time with useless chatter when you've got bigger things on your mind. Let's call it an accelerated seduction schedule. Before she even knows what hit her, you have swept a young lady off her feet. Mercury was one of the most admired of all the Gods, and you're probably no exception to the rule. Dedicated and ambitious, you have a variety of interests. Unfortunately, those interests may include other things besides love. Your lovers may have some complaints concerning your brief attention span. For example, once you've worked your godly magic in bed, you're often ready to move on to other things. A bit more promiscuous than most, you enjoy hopping from situation to situation. But you won't hear many complaints, because you leave quite a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

 

Playah :)

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