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[Sleep4Life]

"Nei jeg vil ikke gå, jeg vil være hos deg og spyle"

 

Eldstegutten min som uttalte til farfaren sin. Han var 2 år og klarte ikke uttale s i tillegg til at han uttalte y som u.

 

Skal si det var en som var redd barnevernet kom på døren da...

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Genialt

[The Norwegian]

Haha! Så jævlig bra!

[KimNK]

<Hylo>: KJEPP.

 

Husker vi lo godt av den sist sommer.

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Heaheahe!

Kjeppz!

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Hah! Fant igjen loggen!

 

* TLZ har tatt blodprøve

<Satrucci> \m/

<TLZ> Jess

<TLZ> Det er tr00.

<TLZ> Er pencilin kur tr00?

<Nissen> indeed

<TLZ> Dama som tok blodprøven var forresten ganske nice. =D

<Satrucci> du sku' ha flekka ned smekken

<N3m0> latt'a smake kjeppen

<Satrucci> (Y)

<Hylo^^> KJEPP.

<Hylo^^> KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.

[fxwz]

Japan er hovdestaden i Kina

 

d sa mor mi å når ho sugd far min...

d sa mor mi å når ho vrængt trusa si over høvve t far minj

d sa mor mi å når ho pula far minj m strap-on

Er ikke rart jeg blir syk, med slike syke venner

Endret 1. mai 2006 av Smallville

[Bompi89]

Heeeeeeey... who's your mother??

Endret 1. mai 2006 av Bompi89

[Idioteque]

<bloodmaster> this guy keeps sending me notices, how do i send them back???

<`Trust`> ./notice <nick> <message>

<bloodmaster> ty!

<bloodmaster> ./notice <Tommyboy872> <hello tommy, my name is john i am from michigan im 16! Im 5 foot 11 inch tall, you sound cute n we should talk more often ok??>

 

Fra bash.org.

[henrik_s]

<bloodmaster> this guy keeps sending me notices, how do i send them back?

<`Trust`> ./notice <nick> <message>

<bloodmaster> ty!

<bloodmaster> ./notice <Tommyboy872> <hello tommy, my name is john i am from michigan im 16! Im 5 foot 11 inch tall, you sound cute n we should talk more often ok??>

 

Fra bash.org.

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Her vi sier y00 got pwn3d?

[mongojarle]

denne er den mest geniale:

 

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

 

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed

<ktp753>ouch.

<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

 

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Endret 1. mai 2006 av jalejale

[Döden]

JEG ER TØRR I MUNNEN!! ##%

[A.J Green]

JEG ER TØRR I MUNNEN!! ##% 

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Greit, det blir med det OKAY? Takk for inatt.

[Zeph]

"Nei jeg vil ikke gå, jeg vil være hos deg og spyle"

 

Eldstegutten min som uttalte til farfaren sin. Han var 2 år og klarte ikke uttale s i tillegg til at han uttalte y som u.

 

Skal si det var en som var redd barnevernet kom på døren da...

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Har ein liknande frå nevøen til ein eg kjenner

Mamma, mamma! Putene kuker!

Han seier u i staden for o.

Endret 1. mai 2006 av zeph

[TorbjørnK]

-Trodde de på jesus for 10000 år siden??

 

signert Ida

[theoriginalAidskake]

Olav: Hva heter jur på engelsk?

Patrick: Cowtits?

 

Petter: Pass deg, ellers tygger jeg ballene dine som om de var tyggis!

 

Patrick: Jeg blir nesten kåt når tbanen kjører forbi, jeg.

 

:!:

[Jan]

Det er godt mulig.

Har ikke hørt noen som har sagt det, så jeg kan vel egentlig ikke si så mye på det.

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Om ikke alle greide å holde pusten i en time samtidig her på jorden så skulle det vel la seg gjennomføre over tid la oss si 10 år?

 

Ville da...!? problemene med drivhuseffekten vært løst?

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offffffffffffff.

 

 

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."

Greg Norman

Endret 9. november 2006 av Jan-Erik

[Bautastein]

Min gamle fransklærer om å ikke drikke på klassetur:

 

 

 

"Dere trenger ikke drikke alkohol for å ha det gøy! Dere kan ruse dere på andre ting!"

 

(da hun mente at vi burde ruse oss på inntrykk og hverandre)

Endret 9. november 2006 av Pinglebolle

[henrik_s]

Denne er ganske lang men verdt å lese.

 

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

 

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

 

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

 

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

 

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

 

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

 

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

 

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

 

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

 

<JonJonB> Ok

<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof

<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

<melusine > O_______O

<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

 

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

 

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Endret 9. november 2006 av henrik_s

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