Test: Hvilken personlighetsforstyrrelse har du?

[darkness|]

LOL! Jeg er hittil eneste som har fått dette resultatet. Det stemmer overhode ikke overens med min egen oppfattelse av meg selv.

 

Spiteful Loner

You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

[MrLeftfield]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

 

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

 

Edit: den her var bare kek stemmer kanskje 30-40%

Endret 23. april 2006 av MrLeftfield

[orginal]

Sociopath

You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

 

Tihi.. Stemmer nok ganske OK, det

Endret 23. april 2006 av kjor1

[Shikaru]

Bitch-Slap

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

[Midnight_walker]

Dårligste testen jeg har vært borti...

 

Emo Kid

You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

 

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

 

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

 

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

 

Stemmer jo ikke i det hele tatt!

[Cucum(r)]

 

Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

 

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant.

You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance).

You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others.

(Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too.

 

I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate

to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel.

So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions.

 

Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

Endret 23. april 2006 av Henrik Lied

[Skarstard]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

 

[crapzors]

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

hva er "Extroverted" da? er vist ganske dårlig på det jeg

hørest skummelt ut vertfall sikkert best at jeg har 0%

[Skarstard]

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

hva er "Extroverted" da? er vist ganske dårlig på det jeg

hørest skummelt ut vertfall sikkert best at jeg har 0%

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Extroverted = Åpen, intessert i andre og hva de har å si, eller noe slikt.

Endret 23. april 2006 av Skarstad

[Ol'H]

Hand-Raiser

You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

[hylo]

Robot

You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

[Kakofoni]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

[Den Røde Tsar]

Smartass

You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

 

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.:D:D

[Cultofluna]

Huh

 

Bitch-Slap

You are 14% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Either that or you have a small penis. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

 

And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

 

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

 

 

Tror ikke halvparten av det der stemmer en gang

Endret 24. april 2006 av Cultofluna

[jon-t]

Hand-Raiser

You are 100% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

 

 

 

hmm syntes ikkje så mykje om resultatet, men overraskene nok passer det til ein viss grad Faen altso, hater tester som har rett

[Gjest Slettet-Axby2kEH]

Sociopath

You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

 

Jeg ser ikke folk for meg som dyr. I hvertfall ikke de som ikke fortjener det. Men men... Får se det positive i det, det må da være noe som heter gladkynisme her i verden

[The Norwegian]

Class clovn ble jeg..