Test: Hvilken personlighetsforstyrrelse har du?

[Paull]

Etter å ha sjekket The Personality Defect Test kunne det vært interessant og vite hva det er slags tullinger som henger rundt på forumet her...

28 spørsmål og man har svaret, så test ivei!

 

Selv ble jeg "Sociopath"

 

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

Endret 13. april 2006 av Paull

[P-in-P]

Stemmer bra med meg i allefall

 

Robot

You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

[F.Mackey]

Smartass

You are 57% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid. <-- Hirr hirr

 

 

Det verste er jo at dette stemmer ganske bra.

Endret 13. april 2006 av Eyvindr

[b-real]

Robot

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

[cheeplix]

 

Capitalist Pig

[warpig]

Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant. 

You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

 

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

 

You scored higher than 30% on Rationality

 

You scored higher than 85% on Extroversion

 

You scored higher than 79% on Brutality

 

You scored higher than 91% on Arrogance

 

 

[LarsP]

Capitalist Pig

 

You are 100% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. So stop being so selfish and calculating and learn to see people as people, man!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Et resultat jeg er ganske så stolt av.

 

Testen var forresten hysterisk morsom.

[Bruker-33331]

 

Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

 

Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

 

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

 

Lol?

[V-by]

Televangelist

 

You are 28% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble

 

Og noe av det stemmer

Endret 13. april 2006 av tu30r6

[Dynejonas]

Braggart

You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap.

[minialeks]

 

 

 

                                                Hand-Raiser

You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. 

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

 

 

 

* Stemmer kanskje ikke så godt..

[ka1ser]

Dette ser flott ut. Er meget spent på hvordan jeg havner..

 

Hand-Raiser

You are 100% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

 

Joda, dette stemmer på mange måter. Men det stod en del om boring, og det føler jeg ikke at jeg er.. Bra test, men litt uventet svar. Bortsett fra den rasjonelle delen. Når det gjelder følelser er jeg vel ganske kald.

Endret 13. april 2006 av ka1ser

[Spartan]

Starving artist :!: Me

[CurSe]

Hippie

You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

 

[Loeve]

Smartass

You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant

 

Og det stemmer så jævla godt.

 

Elitister ER bedre.

[Mad Esc]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

 

Morsom test.

[ka1ser]

Forsåvidt mange gode tester på den siden!

[FraXinuS]

Sociopath

You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

[dabear]

You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

Endret 13. april 2006 av dabear

[EVH]

Hippie

 

You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

 

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

 

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.