Spennende historie :p

[wilzoo]

Okay, there was once this little kid named Johnny. His dad was really rich and nice. Johnny's second birthday was coming up, so his dad asked him what he wanted. He said, "Pingpong balls, daddy!" His dad was confused, but he nonetheless went out and bought a packet of three balls for his son. The big day came, and Johnny was delighted with his present of pingpong balls. He happily went upstairs with them. A little while later, his dad came up to check on him, but the balls were all gone. He asked Johnny what happened to him, but got only a blank toddler stare. Johnny was really happy, though, so he didn't think about it too much.

 

A year went by, and Johnny's dad again asked Johnny what he wanted. "Pingpong balls!" he said. "Are you sure?" "Yes, daddy! Pingpong balls!" The dad shrugged and went to the store, where he bought two sleeves this time. He figured Johnny could lose one and still have the other. Well, the same thing happened: Johnny was overjoyed, took the balls to his room, and they seemed to vanish. He was still pleased, though, so his dad sorta shrugged and didn't worry about it.

 

Well, this happened every year. Johnny's dad got him an increasing amount of pingpong balls every year, and they always disappeared mysteriously. He got him a whole wheelbarrowful at age 8.

 

Johnny was now almost 16, and his dad knew the drill by now. "You want pingpong balls, right?" "Duh, dad. Of course." "Well, normal teens want cars, so I'm getting you a car, too." "Sweet!" The big day came, and Johnny's dad led him out to the driveway, where this sweet red convertible was parked. And it was completely filled with -you guessed it- pingpong balls. "Wow, dad! Can I take it for a spin around the 'hood?" "Sure!" So Johnny drove off in ecstasy, and nobody was really surprised when he came home sans balls.

 

Well, Johnny was getting married to Janie. For a wedding gift, Johnny's dad gave them this HUUUUUGE estate. He airdropped pingpong balls on it until the entire place was waist-deep in 'em. He even built a few silos and filled them, too. All told, there were countless millions of pingpong balls.

 

The next day, Dad decided to drive out there to see if Johnny and Janie were okay (Johnny had a history of not getting along with girls...) He also was curious if the balls were still there. Well, he got there, and noticed that the balls were all gone, but the main thing he saw was an ambulance. Some paramedics were carrying Johnny out on a stretcher, and they told Dad that he'd fallen down the stairs and hit his head. And so, everyone rushed to the hospital, and Johnny went to the ER. After a few hours, the doctor brought Dad and Janie in to speak to him. "He's not doing so great," the doc said. "He might not survive the operation."

 

They went in, and talked for a bit. Finally, Dad said, "Son, there's just one more thing I want to know. What on Earth did you do with all those pingpong balls?"

 

Johnny looked at his father for a minute, then slowly rose to a sitting position with great difficulty. "Well, Dad..." he said. Then he died.

[Skarstard]

Ha ha ha ha ...

[Shikaru]

den var ikke "haha" morsom.

[Erren]

Argh, eg hatar deg!

 

HAdde så sinnsykt lyst på et morsomt poeng der sånn! :!:

[Fisk1]

Skjønte ikke en dritt jeg.

Skulle det være morsomt at den ikke hadde noe poeng? Ôô

[anon12234]

hehe, irriterende. jeg tror han tente på de!. det er dritfett å tenne på en pingpongball.

[svamp]

Han spiste alle sammen.

[Neophus]

Bare jeg som tenker koffert altså?

[Fisk1]

Bare jeg som tenker koffert altså?

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At han putta dem i rumpa? Tanken har steifet meg...

Faen til tullete historie.

[brd]

Typisk slutt det der. Han er mitt inni ein setning også dør han

[b-real]

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[darkness|]

Skjønte den ikke jeg heller

[AiKi]

Poenget er vel at den skal egre oss, noe den forsåvidt klarte, også

Men ikke "haha-morsom", nei.

[reds]

Eh, skjønte ikke den, jeg?

[inaktiv000]

Ahahahaha Les grundig gjennom den én gang til hvis dere ikke tar den... haha

[Gjest Yoshi]

AAAAAAAH! Skal drepe den som lagde den der om jeg møter vedkommende! Ååh, jeg som gleda meg til slutten. *Whipe*

[inaktiv000]

Da tok du den ikke Les en gang til du... og prøv å legge merke til detaljene.

[ghrr]

skjønte den ikke

[svamp]

AAAAAAAH! Skal drepe den som lagde den der om jeg møter vedkommende! Ååh, jeg som gleda meg til slutten. *Whipe*

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For en reflektert reaksjon

[jojo123]

skjønte ingenting jeg...