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Naar den tid kommer saa haaper jeg at jeg doer alene dersom det er store smerter med i bildet , vil ikke at noen som er glad i meg skal se meg lide .

 

Ellers kunne jeg tenke meg aa " ta kvelden " som en gammel mann

i sengen ved siden av min kone , maa vaere " Konge " aa bare sovne inn

bokstavelig talt .

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

June 13, 2045

at the age of 59 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Heart Attack (25%)

Cancer (16%)

Auto-Fellatio (10%)

Third Degree Burns (8%)

Suicide (6%)

Drowning (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

 

 

www.deathclock.com viser : Friday, November 5, 2038

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

 

 

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 3, 2065

at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)

Cancer (15%)

Alien Abduction (11%)

Homicide (7%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

Alcoholism (6%)

Drowning (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

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February 28, 2050

at the age of 66 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (27%)

Heart Attack (20%)

Alcoholism (10%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

September 5, 2059

at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Heart Attack (18%)

Cancer (18%)

Alien Abduction (16%)

Third Degree Burns (7%)

Homicide (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Alcoholism (5%)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

January 9, 2057

at the age of 72 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (29%)

Heart Attack (17%)

Alien Abduction (12%)

Homicide (8%)

Alcoholism (7%)

Suicide (5%)

Loneliness (5%)

 

 

GOD DAMMIT!

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January 21, 2038

at the age of 50 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (22%)

Heart Attack (19%)

Suicide (11%)

Third Degree Burns (10%)

Auto-Fellatio (9%)

 

 

:lol: Ikke mange år igjenn jeg.. faen, nå meg jeg leve livet asså :D

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

December 15, 2072

at the age of 86 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (33%)

Alien Abduction (12%)

Homicide (8%)

Contagious Disease (7%)

Loneliness (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Drowning (5%)

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