Litt på kanten, og noen litt over kanten...

[Manx]

Litt moro er det jo, har uthevet mine favoritter

 

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

 

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag

 

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

 

Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

 

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

 

What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

 

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs

 

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes

 

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

 

Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

 

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

 

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

 

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"

 

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.

 

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to the West Virginia hills?

Everyone has the same DNA.

 

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

 

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

 

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

 

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

 

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

 

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the S word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

 

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..."

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap.....

 

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

 

Why shouldnt you hit a Mexican on a bicycle?

Its probably your bicycle

 

Why do Mexicans like those small steering wheels?

So they can drive with handcuffs on

 

What do you call a Mexican in a 3 pc suit?

The defendant

 

Why do mexicans love to drive low riders?

So they can pick cabbage without getting out of the car.

 

How do you know bowling was invented by a black guy?

Because the game involves a big black ball knocking down a bunch of skinny white pins with red necks.

 

How do you know hockey was invented by a white man?

The game involves a bunch of white guys knocking a black puck around with sticks.

 

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

 

What's German for 'virgin'?

Goesintight.

 

 

What is the word 'non-virgin' in German?

Brokenhymen

 

 

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder

 

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B

 

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the other one could drive.

 

What do you call a beautiful woman in West Virginia that has all her teeth?

A tourist

 

Why did the French postal service have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?

People were confused about which side to spit on

 

What''s the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes

 

What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A bisexual

 

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

 

What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of **** in his hand?

Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in

[loathsome]

Hahah, første tre år gamle tråden som har fått meg til å le så godt

[Heatsink]

Ikke dårlig. Hvorfor reposte gamle vitser når vi bare kan bumpe?

[Ardinur]

Var en del gode der da :]

[Molotovcocktail]

Fin bump det der.

 

What does marriage and a tornado have in common? Both begin with a huge blow and suddenly your house is gone!

Endret 22. september 2008 av dir3

[Batnobbit]

Mange geniale her xD

Må ha i mine innlegg ja

[Toast Is Pimp!]

IT'S ALIVE! MOHAHAHAHA!

[2ball_]

å herre gud mann! elsker deg! elsker deg!

 

[marw]

Her er en som er skikkelig over kanten. Dro den midt i en julemiddag for noen år siden. Skulle sett gamle bestemødre satte maten i halsen

 

Vet dere hva toppen av nytelse er?

Knulle ei høygravid dame mens fosteret suger deg!

Endret 2. oktober 2008 av marw

[Demantios]

Haha, mye bra der