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The national sport of Norway is called "Milk the Bull While Wearing Suspenders and Skis", and has a high death-rate at approximately 99.2%
Sverige is one of the biggest cities in Norway. This is where the norwegians send all the retarded people.
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# Kristiansund - the evil twin-city of Kristiansand

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Uncyclopedia er en genial side. Les Uncyclopedias artikkel om wikipedia :)

Og Oscar Wilde-artikkelen, den er seriøst genial.

 

 

Sikkert noen svensker som har lekt seg og skrevet fullt med dritt om Norge :p

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Sverige is one of the biggest cities in Norway. This is where the norwegians send all the retarded people. This city is known in other countries as Sweden.

 

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Uncyclopedia er en genial side. Les Uncyclopedias artikkel om wikipedia :)

Og Oscar Wilde-artikkelen, den er seriøst genial.

 

 

Sikkert noen svensker som har lekt seg og skrevet fullt med dritt om Norge :p

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Sverige is one of the biggest cities in Norway. This is where the norwegians send all the retarded people. This city is known in other countries as Sweden.

 

:p

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Det er alltid quotes av Oscar Wilde om alt! Hehe :!: Og artikkelen om han er vill :yes:

 

“Yes, I have played his flute, if I know what you mean.”

 

    ~ Oscar Wilde on Jimi Hendrix

 

:lol: Jeg ler så jeg griner :!:

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Hoho, morsomt! :!:

 

The guerilla front of Norway, called "Dænsebænd", are led by a nihilistic and mean-spirited creature whose name, whispered only in shushed awe, is Sputnik. He likes to wear cowboy-equipment and is armed with a deadly audio-instrument (see Skrækkspellfæstival). The only weapon law-abiding citizens have against Sputnik is to throw Turbojugend hats in the air.

 

Sputnik once collaborated with the terrorist organization DDE to overthrow the previous Norwegian government. Jens Stoltenberg bears a grudge to this day.

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Tror ikke det Andy, denne siden har vært der lenge, mener det var en tråd om den her på hw for en stund siden. Uansett, genial side :D

 

"In the future year of 2037 the woman's vagina will reign supreme over all of civilization as we know it. The entire human community will be much better however, men will be used only for fertilization such as when a woman/vagina wants to have offspring or only if it/she is rather horny.

 

Men will be addressed simply by numbers e.g. #2774890. Each men will have their own unique numbers and must send a request to the almighty vagina for their needs such as new clothing oor food of their own choice. The food they'll recieve by default will be beer and steak and will have daily activities such as watching porn or sports shows from the 90s.

 

Women will also have a vast amount of freedom to do as they please and have the privilege of not asking the supreme vagina.

 

If any man or woman defys the rule of the supreme vagina, they will be tortured and automatically thrown into the death chamber which lies deep within the supreme vagina herself and straight into the placenta. There, the victims will be squeezed to death and if still alive, they will drown in acidic amniotic fluids.

 

As once said, the future looks bright and healthy. "

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