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[KVTL]

Fant denne på et annet forum:

 

Fikk denne som sp@m per e-post, men syntes faktisk den var så fin at jeg trur andre kan ha moro av å lese den. Liker du slikt kos deg, om du ikke liker det; bla videre til neste post. Cool

 

+15°C/59°F

This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.

The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

 

 

+10°C/50°F

The French are trying in vain to start the central heating.

The Norwegians are planting flowers in their gardens.

 

 

+5°C/41°F

Italian cars won't start.

The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

 

 

0°C/32°F

The water in Oslo Fjord is getting a little thicker

 

 

-5°C/23°F

People in California almost freeze to death.

The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.

 

 

-10°C/14°F

The Brits start the heat in their houses.

The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

 

 

-20°C/-4°F

The Aussies flee from Mallorca.

The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.

Autumn is here.

 

 

-30°C/-22°F

People in Greece die from the cold and dissappear from the face of the earth.

The Norwegians start drying their clothes indoors.

 

 

-40°C/-40°F

Paris start cracking in the cold.

The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

 

 

-50°C/-58°F

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.

The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

 

 

-70°C/-94°F

The false Santa moves south.

The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

 

 

-183°C/-279.4°F

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

 

-273°C/-459.4°F

ALL atom-based movement halts.

The Norwegians start sayin "Faen, it's cold outside today".

 

 

-300°C/-508°F

Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

[AndyF]

den er konge, men den er postet 10000 ganger her på forumet

[AiKi]

Har ikke sett den før selv

Artig, artig.

Fikk bl.a. dette i en spammail, jeg:

"Cathrine thinks you need shopping advice and wants you to join ZEBO. Based on what you're wearing right now, Cathrine is right"

Kom med bilde av henne, også, ikke ille forsøk.

 

 

 

 

[akristina92]

Hahaha!

 

-183°C/-279.4°F

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold

[kakemonster7]

Artig artig

[sixx]

gammel men god