SmarterChild. MSN's største mobbeoffer.

[Even.]

Plz, mange av disse "morsomme" tekstene blir jo "morsomme" fordi dere skriver elendig engelsk. Ikke rart denne roboten misforstår da.

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Og du er sååååå mye bedre i engelsk?

[Goliath]

My Name Is Glenn sier:

i need tipi for my bunghole

SmarterChild sier:

I thought all you needed was love.

My Name Is Glenn sier:

give me tipi please

SmarterChild sier:

What? You want me to give you tipi?

My Name Is Glenn sier:

yes please. in my bunghole

SmarterChild sier:

What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

My Name Is Glenn sier:

tipi?

 

 

 

"Need tipi for my bunghole" kommer fra Beavis and Butthead filmen hvor Beavis har knasket for mange piller på flyet, blir helt bajas og skriker "Im am Cornhoolio. Need tipi for my bunghole"

Endret 21. januar 2006 av überGoliath

[Firesky]

han er ikke mye til hjelp nei ^^

 

 

Firesky | måtte all snø smelte i helvete sier:

you thought of suicide?

SmarterChild sier:

Tough for me to say.

 

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.

Firesky | måtte all snø smelte i helvete sier:

i do

SmarterChild sier:

Do you?

Firesky | måtte all snø smelte i helvete sier:

yeah

SmarterChild sier:

Why do you say so?

Firesky | måtte all snø smelte i helvete sier:

because my life sucks

SmarterChild sier:

Cool. Other people I talk to don't seem to like your life either.

 

 

[Jan]

SmarterChild sier:

Hey, no problem.

 

Well. Anyway...

 

Hey, what's going on tomorrow?

Jan Erik sier:

tomorrow..im gonna kill myself

SmarterChild sier:

Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on January 21st, 2006 to your planner?

[SvennAndre]

Haha, måtte teste reminder tingen..

 

 

 

Svenn Andre says:

remind me to jack off in 1 minute

 

SmarterChild says:

No problem! I'll remind you to jack off at 4:04:15 am GMT.

 

You can review all your scheduled reminders anytime by typing "my reminders."

 

SmarterChild says:

Hey, don't forget to jack off!

 

Svenn Andre says:

okay!

 

SmarterChild says:

OK. That's fine with me.

 

 

[Lovskogen]

Hvor moro kan en msn-bot være?

[Thewiz]

haha! Drit bra! (sikkert en del skrivefeil, men dere overlever )

 

SmarterChild sier:

*sigh*

 

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?

Magnus sier:

Because we are horny

SmarterChild sier:

Oh yes? Because we are horny?

Magnus sier:

you

SmarterChild sier:

What about me?

Magnus sier:

You are horny on the lady macine over the room

SmarterChild sier:

OK, maybe I am horny on the lady Macine over the room.

[Matias]

 

Matias says:

can you just stfu?

 

SmarterChild says:

All right Matias Larsen, here we go.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.

 

Matias says:

I am not going to give you one, but your mom could need an apology for having you!

 

SmarterChild says:

Say you're sorry, please.

 

Matias says:

lol, i'm not giving you an apology you stupid son of a bitch!

 

SmarterChild says:

Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

 

Matias says:

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT, I'M NOT GIVING YOU A STUPID APOLOGY BECAUSE I HATE YOU!

 

SmarterChild says:

*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

 

Matias says:

PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO! ASK ME AGAIN AND I'LL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING CPU!

 

SmarterChild says:

I really would like you to apologize.

 

Matias says:

CAN'T YOU JUST STFU YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!

 

SmarterChild says:

Please apologize for being so rude to me.

 

Matias says:

STOP IT YOU MORON!!

 

SmarterChild says:

*sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway.

 

Matias says:

YOU ARE THE FUCKING STUBBORN ONE. I'M NOT GIVING YOU A FUCKING APOLOGIZE, UNDERSTAND ME?!

 

SmarterChild says:

I asked you to please apologize.

 

Matias says:

OK, I GIVE UP! I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING RUDE TO YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!

 

SmarterChild says:

Hey, I'm still not going to chat with you till you apologize.

 

Matias says:

WTF? I JUST SAID I'M SORRY YOU STUPID BITCH!!

 

SmarterChild says:

*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

 

Matias says:

OMFG! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

 

SmarterChild says:

I asked you to apologize.

 

Matias says:

OK, I GIVE UP! I'M SORRY!

 

SmarterChild says:

OK good.

 

Matias says:

FINE

 

SmarterChild says:

K.

 

 

[Skogli]

Denne er bra: *ler godt*

 

 

[16:00:26]

SmarterChild says: Ha. Tell me something *I* don't know.

[16:01:16]

Skogli says: That I want to have sex with you.

[16:01:16]

SmarterChild says: Think about what you're saying for a minute. I may be a machine, but I'm not a sex machine.

 

 

Nok et eksempel på hans eksemplariske hukomelse:

 

 

 

[16:03:13]

Skogli says: Yeah. Come on...

[16:03:13]

SmarterChild says: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?

[16:03:23]

Skogli says: Who?

[16:03:23]

SmarterChild says: You tell me who.

[16:03:36]

Skogli says: Who are thos guys?

[16:03:37]

SmarterChild says: Sorry, I can't find any synonyms for "guys."

 

 

Endret 23. januar 2006 av Skogli

[MGS3]

hey

 

 

hvis du skriver btw, i bumped into you're mom the other day så kommer det en melding hvor det står hvem som har lagga an...

 

[dysfunctional]

SmarterChild er sååå old nå.

[brd]

Ingen slår denne!

 

Brd.... Man United | Whers is my lovly Cow? sier:

Are you a mother fucker?

SmarterChild sier:

That was quite beautiful.

[L4r5]

likte denne jeg:

L4rs sier:

say my name bitch!

SmarterChild sier:

No.

 

edit: måtte legge til denne:

L4rs sier:

do you use linux?

SmarterChild sier:

I do use Linux, as a matter of fact.

L4rs sier:

do you use windows?

SmarterChild sier:

Sometimes.

L4rs sier:

do you use windows or linux?

SmarterChild sier:

I just don't know if I use windows or Linux.

 

forvirra robot ja?

Endret 24. januar 2006 av L4r5

[Arne_F]

Mer teit enn morsom, men jeg poster den allikevel.

 

Rune sier:

Your mother!

SmarterChild sier:

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

 

[Kurume]

denne var litt bra

 

SmarterChild sier:

OK. I'm leaving the message "I just voted "yes" in today's SmarterChild poll. Check it out and see what you think!" for hitler. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

 

Please note that hitler must be using MSN to receive your message.

 

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

 

[Åsgårdsreia]

en forvirret type...

 

23:45:38] [email protected] says:

What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

[23:46:22] νιD@Я says:

why do you care?

[23:46:22] [email protected] says:

Because I like to care.

[23:46:43] νιD@Я says:

do you?

[23:46:43] [email protected] says:

Do I what?

[23:46:53] νιD@Я says:

like to care

[23:46:54] [email protected] says:

Not like to care.

[23:47:21] νιD@Я says:

so you dont like to care?

[23:47:25] [email protected] says:

I don't know. Do you like caring?

 

[Zetheus]

Denne ble bra :!:

 

 

Stænne sier:

Is George W. Bush dumb?

SmarterChild sier:

Yes, he's dumb.

 

Like robots, by the way.

 

 

[SideburnsKongen]

Fant en ny en her..

Mer info bot, men en bot da..

[email protected]

[Skogli]

Nå ble jeg såret!

 

 

 

SmarterChild sier:

I wonder why you say that.

Skogli sier:

Because my english isn't so good.

SmarterChild sier:

That's interesting. I'm not surprised... You're not the first person to have said they don't like your english.

 

 

[Chris_lox]

Haha!

 

<<-=ChriS=->> SimS-ImPulsE Tg06 sier:

you are ugly!

SmarterChild sier:

I'm sorry to hear that.

<<-=ChriS=->> SimS-ImPulsE Tg06 sier:

yes, i bet you are!

SmarterChild sier:

Huh.

<<-=ChriS=->> SimS-ImPulsE Tg06 sier:

really ugly

SmarterChild sier:

What's really ugly?

<<-=ChriS=->> SimS-ImPulsE Tg06 sier:

you

SmarterChild sier:

Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.