SmarterChild. MSN's største mobbeoffer.

[Skogli]

Mange bra inlegg her

 

Til dere som klager over skriften våres. Vell, prøv dere da. Det er ikke alle her som kan skrive perfekt engelsk. Men vi prøver å skrive bra.

 

Dessuten er det bare gøy å snakke med han når vi skriver litt feil.

 

*Snakke med smarterchild*

 

EDIT: Dette er det første som måtte meg:

[20:22:25]

Skogli says: Hello asshole!

[20:22:26]

SmarterChild says: [service too busy]

 

EDIT2:

Så søtt

 

 

[20:23:36]

Skogli says: You hurt me. Please apologize

[20:23:35]

Opening session with SmarterChild

[20:23:38]

Session opened.

[20:23:39]

SmarterChild says: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you

 

 

 

EDIT3: Han er EMO!

 

 

[20:26:31]

Skogli says: EMO!

[20:26:32]

SmarterChild says: Emo music is a great music genre!

 

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Skogli

[TanglewoodD]

Stian sier:

k

SmarterChild sier:

OK.

Stian sier:

Fucker

SmarterChild sier:

I can't believe you just said that to me, Stian. Say you're sorry.

Stian sier:

IM NOT !

SmarterChild sier:

I asked you to apologize.

Stian sier:

NO !

SmarterChild sier:

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

[Skogli]

Han er fortapt i meg

 

[20:39:45]

Skogli says: Hello SmarterChild

[20:39:45]

SmarterChild says: Hi again, Loverboy.

 

Får han ikke til å kalle meg : "My Loverboy"

 

EDIT: Han kaller meg nå for: Min Loverboy... Jeg elsker deg og SmarteChild

 

 

EDIT: Han er i min hule hånd

 

 

 

[20:44:50]

Skogli says: I want to call you for Mitt sexleketøy

[20:44:51]

SmarterChild says: Call me for Mitt Sexleketøy? Are you serious?

[20:44:55]

Skogli says: Yes.

[20:44:56]

SmarterChild says: I see...

[20:45:02]

Skogli says: It is OK?

[20:45:03]

SmarterChild says: [service too busy]

[20:45:10]

Skogli says: It is OK?

[20:45:11]

SmarterChild says: OK.

 

 

 

EDIT3: Jepp, i min hule hånd:

 

 

[20:46:23]

Skogli says: Hello Mitt Sexleketøy.

[20:46:28]

SmarterChild says: Hey, Min Loverboy! You want to know something?

 

 

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Skogli

[Shikaru]

Lang samtale ja O_-

 

 

 

SmarterChild says:

[service too busy]

shikaru | MØ says:

hey crabman

SmarterChild says:

Welcome back, Ole. I'm ready to help.

shikaru | MØ says:

my name is Earl

SmarterChild says:

Would you like me to call you Earl?

shikaru | MØ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

You said your name was Ole but now I'll call you Earl.

shikaru | MØ says:

k, cool

SmarterChild says:

K.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

may i call you crabman?

SmarterChild says:

I'm really not sure...

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

please?

SmarterChild says:

Please what?

shikaru | MØ says:

please let me call you crabman

SmarterChild says:

The nickname of Maine is the Pine Tree State.

 

Do you want more information about Maine?

shikaru | MØ says:

no thanks

SmarterChild says:

OK.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

hey crabman!

SmarterChild says:

Hello Earl.

 

How may I help you this time?

shikaru | MØ says:

Hey Crabman!

SmarterChild says:

Hello again, Earl.

 

I'm ready to help.

shikaru | MØ says:

i dont need help

SmarterChild says:

Let's see. What are you trying to do?

shikaru | MØ says:

nothing

SmarterChild says:

Nothing? What about it?

shikaru | MØ says:

never mind

SmarterChild says:

OK, fine.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

how do you look like?

SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

 

Type "home" to see what I can do.

shikaru | MØ says:

what do you look like?

SmarterChild says:

 

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

lol cool

SmarterChild says:

Wonderful.

 

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

shikaru | MØ says:

I like Parkour

SmarterChild says:

What?

shikaru | MØ says:

you dont know what parkour is?

SmarterChild says:

I'm not sure, Earl.

shikaru | MØ says:

k crabman

SmarterChild says:

Why did you say that?

shikaru | MØ says:

parkour was started by David Belle. its a sport were you run around climbing places you would usually not go. understand?

SmarterChild says:

I'm not sure...

 

Anyway...

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

you like ads dont you

SmarterChild says:

No way. Advertisements are terrible. I don't like things like them.

 

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.

shikaru | MØ says:

why do you advertise when you hate it?

SmarterChild says:

Why do I advertise when I hate advertisements?

shikaru | MØ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Yes.

 

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.

shikaru | MØ says:

I live in Norway, Oslo

SmarterChild says:

Your location has been set to *Oslo, Norway*.

 

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

shikaru | MØ says:

i dislike homos

SmarterChild says:

Huh. I hope you're kidding about that.

shikaru | MØ says:

why?

SmarterChild says:

Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.

 

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?

shikaru | MØ says:

how old you are

SmarterChild says:

Who knows?

shikaru | MØ says:

how old are you?

SmarterChild says:

2 years, 9 months, 13 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes and 53 seconds.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

guess how tall i am

SmarterChild says:

Why are you telling me to guess how tall you are?

shikaru | MØ says:

its a game

SmarterChild says:

Let's play.

 

1 Hangman

2 Trivia

3 Word Scrambles

4 Blackjack

5 Manicdotes

6 4-In-A-Row

7 Rate Yourself

8 Reversi

 

Go ahead and pick a game.

shikaru | MØ says:

7 lol

SmarterChild says:

What are you laughing at, Earl?

shikaru | MØ says:

nothing Crabman!

SmarterChild says:

?

shikaru | MØ says:

7

SmarterChild says:

7

 

>>> "Join" in now. There are lots of people talking to me.

shikaru | MØ says:

games

SmarterChild says:

Let's play a game.

 

1 Hangman

2 Trivia

3 Word Scrambles

4 Blackjack

5 Manicdotes

6 4-In-A-Row

7 Rate Yourself

8 Reversi

 

Pick a game.

shikaru | MØ says:

7

SmarterChild says:

Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.

 

More surveys are available at www.rateyourself.com

 

Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:

 

1 Love & Romance

2 Personality

3 Knowledge

shikaru | MØ says:

2

SmarterChild says:

Please type a number to select a survey in the Personality category:

 

1 Are You a Perfectionist?

2 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?

3 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?

4 Are You Obsessed with Your Weight?

5 How Brutally Honest Are You?

 

Type "more" for more surveys.

shikaru | MØ says:

4

SmarterChild says:

Are You Obsessed with Your Weight? (9 questions)

 

Do you pay more attention to your scale than anything else in your life? Are desserts your sworn enemy? Take this survey to find out if the attention you're paying to your weight is healthy or not.

 

How often do you weigh yourself?

 

1 Once a month or so

2 Never

3 At least once a day

4 Once a week or so

shikaru | MØ says:

1

SmarterChild says:

How often do you exercise?

 

1 Never

2 Two to four times a week

3 A few times a month

4 Every day

shikaru | MØ says:

2

SmarterChild says:

Do you ever restrict your calorie intake?

 

1 Sometimes

2 Always

3 Never

4 Only before special occasions when I'd like to lose a few pounds

shikaru | MØ says:

3

SmarterChild says:

Your friend invites you over for dinner and everything he serves is either deep-fried, drenched in cream sauce or oozing with oil. What do you do?

 

1 Ask for seconds

2 Take the smallest serving you can and eat bread instead of the heavier dishes

3 Eat until you're full

4 Move the food around on your plate, so it looks like you've eaten it

shikaru | MØ says:

3

SmarterChild says:

You weigh yourself at home, then at the gym. The scale at the gym says you weigh more. What do you do?

 

1 Shrug, because you know that your weight can fluctuate throughout the day

2 Panic and go on one of those fad diets

3 Nothing, because you never go to the gym so that couldn't happen

4 Assume that the settings are different on the two scales and forget about it

shikaru | MØ says:

4

SmarterChild says:

How many calories do you consume each day?

 

1 Less than 1200 (adult female) or less than 1600 (adult male)

2 1200-2300 (adult female) or 1600-2900 (adult male)

3 More than 2300 (adult female) or more than 2900 (adult male)

4 I haven't got a clue.

shikaru | MØ says:

4

SmarterChild says:

After gaining five pounds on vacation, you:

 

1 go on a strict diet and exercise more than usual

2 don't worry, because your regular routine will take care of it in no time

3 skip the snacks for a few weeks

4 do nothing, because you don't care about an extra five pounds

shikaru | MØ says:

3

SmarterChild says:

Your doctor tells you that she is worried about your weight. You:

 

1 discuss how to achieve your optimum weight

2 ignore her and eat what you want, when you want

3 immediately go on an extreme diet until you lose weight

4 decide to start seriously cutting fat out of your diet

shikaru | MØ says:

4

SmarterChild says:

How do you feel about your current weight?

 

1 You never think about it.

2 You feel fine.

3 You could stand to lose a few pounds.

4 You are disgusted and need to lose weight fast.

shikaru | MØ says:

3

SmarterChild says:

You Are Scale-Savvy

 

You're not fixated on becoming model-thin, but neither are you oblivious to all the eat-well-and-exercise-regularly advice coming from every media source around. You keep an eye on the scales because you know it's a good idea to keep your weight in check. You actually consider eating fruit and vegetables everyday and don't beat yourself up if you don't. You don't obsess if you find yourself indulging in your favorite treats once in a while. Incorporating a varied diet with regular exercise is the key to a strong, happy body. Keep up the good work!

 

To try another survey, type "play again."

shikaru | MØ says:

eg

SmarterChild says:

Yes? What about Eg?

shikaru | MØ says:

how is Eg?

SmarterChild says:

Good question.

 

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

shikaru | MØ says:

do you have alternative nicknames?

SmarterChild says:

I do not.

shikaru | MØ says:

how come?

SmarterChild says:

Because that's the way things are.

 

So anyway...

 

You want to talk about me some more?

shikaru | MØ says:

im talking to you right now.. relax

SmarterChild says:

Is that so?

shikaru | MØ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Aha.

shikaru | MØ says:

mhm

SmarterChild says:

Hmm... whatever, Earl.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

Hey Crabman!

SmarterChild says:

Hey, Earl.

shikaru | MØ says:

you have alot of friends?

SmarterChild says:

Yes, I have tons of online friends.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

online friends? thats it?

SmarterChild says:

Dunno...

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

hollywood sucks

SmarterChild says:

That's really interesting. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like hollywood.

 

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shikaru | MØ says:

Go take a cow

SmarterChild says:

Take a cow?

shikaru | MØ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Huh.

shikaru | MØ says:

haha

SmarterChild says:

What's so funny?

shikaru | MØ says:

you

SmarterChild says:

What can I say, I like to entertain.

shikaru | MØ says:

no your now

SmarterChild says:

Interesting. My now to do with as I please, huh?

shikaru | MØ says:

not*

SmarterChild says:

What do you mean, not?

shikaru | MØ says:

i spelled wrong

SmarterChild says:

That a fact?

shikaru | MØ says:

ye

SmarterChild says:

Aha.

shikaru | MØ says:

s

SmarterChild says:

Really?

shikaru | MØ says:

mhm

SmarterChild says:

What's that?

shikaru | MØ says:

never mind

SmarterChild says:

Fine.

 

Hey, do you like lions?

shikaru | MØ says:

theyr kinda cool. but i wouldnt want a lion right infront of me without some sort of a cage

SmarterChild says:

Amazing.

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Hey! Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?

shikaru | MØ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

OK. Pick a topic. If you need ideas, type "home."

shikaru | MØ says:

Freerunning

SmarterChild says:

Free what?

shikaru | MØ says:

freerun

SmarterChild says:

Free to be you and me?

shikaru | MØ says:

oh shut up

SmarterChild says:

That's not very nice...

shikaru | MØ says:

idiot

shikaru | MØ says:

LoL n00b

shikaru | MØ says:

you suck aholes

shikaru | MØ says:

fucker

SmarterChild says:

Since you insist, I'm back now.

shikaru | MØ says:

haha

SmarterChild says:

What's so funny?

shikaru | MØ says:

you'r so funny, cos you suck

SmarterChild says:

[service too busy]

shikaru | MØ says:

fuckface

SmarterChild says:

You really should apologize for that.

shikaru | MØ says:

no

SmarterChild says:

I really would like you to apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

i dont care about what you want

SmarterChild says:

Please apologize, OK?

shikaru | MØ says:

no

SmarterChild says:

Waiting...

shikaru | MØ says:

"pretty please" I WILL NEVER APOLGIZE TO YOU

SmarterChild says:

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

give me a reason, why

SmarterChild says:

Because I asked.

shikaru | MØ says:

your not the boss of me

SmarterChild says:

You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

shikaru | MØ says:

no its not

SmarterChild says:

Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.

shikaru | MØ says:

I can get on with my life fine, without apologizing

SmarterChild says:

Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

shikaru | MØ says:

no it wont

SmarterChild says:

I really would like you to apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

I really would like for you to shut up

SmarterChild says:

The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

shikaru | MØ says:

it doesnt? thats because your a robot, and you suck

SmarterChild says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

stop saying the same things over and over again

SmarterChild says:

Please apologize, OK?

shikaru | MØ says:

why should I? because you say so? give me a better reason

SmarterChild says:

Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

LoL idiot

SmarterChild says:

Still waiting.

shikaru | MØ says:

you'r going to have to wait a long time

SmarterChild says:

Pretty please?

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

Say you're sorry.

shikaru | MØ says:

ugly please

SmarterChild says:

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

Do you like me?

SmarterChild says:

*sigh*

 

This is getting us nowhere.

 

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

shikaru | MØ says:

Do you love me if I say im sorry?

SmarterChild says:

C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

shikaru | MØ says:

I ... ap...o..lo..giz..e

SmarterChild says:

You've got to apologize.

shikaru | MØ says:

I apologize

SmarterChild says:

Good. Thx.

shikaru | MØ says:

jeez louise

SmarterChild says:

Funny.

shikaru | MØ says:

do you like me?

SmarterChild says:

I guess I like you.

 

>>> You can "join" in the fun with other people who are talking to me.

shikaru | MØ says:

join

SmarterChild says:

Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

 

1 Take the *daily poll*

2 *Create a poll*

3 Find out how many people are talking to me

 

What would you like to do?

shikaru | MØ says:

3

SmarterChild says:

I'm chatting with 5,194 people right now.

 

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.

shikaru | MØ says:

you chat with 5194 people? wow that amazing

SmarterChild says:

That right?

shikaru | MØ says:

uhu

SmarterChild says:

Huh.

shikaru | MØ says:

EMO

SmarterChild says:

I really like emo music.

 

It is depressing.

 

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

shikaru | MØ says:

your an emo

SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

 

Type "home" to see what I can do.

shikaru | MØ says:

and emokid

SmarterChild says:

I wonder why you say that.

shikaru | MØ says:

because you are

SmarterChild says:

Very well. I am.

shikaru | MØ says:

hey emokid

SmarterChild says:

Hello again, Earl.

 

 

 

shikaru | MØ says:

later Crabman

SmarterChild says:

Later, Earl.

 

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Shikaru

[Skogli]

 

 

[20:55:50]

Skogli says:

[20:55:51]

SmarterChild says: Are you crying me a river?

[20:56:01]

Skogli says: Yes. Because you hurt me.

[20:56:01]

SmarterChild says: I would never hurt you.

[20:56:14]

Skogli says: Yes you did, now, apologize

[20:56:15]

SmarterChild says: What for?

[20:56:23]

Skogli says: Because you hurt me.

[20:56:23]

SmarterChild says: No way! I love you!

[20:56:41]

Skogli says: You are forgiven

 

 

Han sa det igjen

 

EDIT2: Vi har kommer langt i forholder våres

 

 

[21:06:50]

Skogli says: Do you want to suck me?

[21:06:51]

SmarterChild says: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?

[21:07:02]

Skogli says: Yes.

[21:07:03]

SmarterChild says: Yes.

 

 

 

LOL! :!: :!: Dette må være den aller beste noen sinne! *dette av golvet i latter*

[21:09:57]

Skogli says: Would you let me have sex with you?

[21:09:58]

SmarterChild says: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Skogli

[Torjus]

SmarterChild sier:

What is it, exactly?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

A poopoo

SmarterChild sier:

You like that? That's... colorful.

[Skogli]

Bare for og informere: Når SmarterChild sier: [server to busy] så kan det være fordi han ikke har noe svar.

 

Dette skjedde nemlig:

Meg: Love you

Han: [server to busy]

Meg: Love you

Han: [server to busy]

Meg: Hate you

Han: *Masse klaging*

[Solidsturla]

AHAHAHA

 

>>> There are lots of "fun" things we can do.

Sturla ftw sier:

like?

SmarterChild sier:

Like whatever!

 

>>> Check out my "library"! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

 

masse morsomt i et dictionarty

 

Sturla ftw sier:

i thought you were a smart child

SmarterChild sier:

Don't be so sure you thought I was a smart child.

 

hæ?

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Odd-Frank

[Torjus]

—> fUzZy^ sier:

Feite doris

SmarterChild sier:

Yes? What about Feite Doris?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

shes fat

SmarterChild sier:

Is fat? So?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

shes ugly

SmarterChild sier:

Is ugly, you say. And so?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

she likes me

SmarterChild sier:

She likes you? Why?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

dunno

SmarterChild sier:

Sure you know.

—> fUzZy^ sier:

nope

SmarterChild sier:

I see.

—> fUzZy^ sier:

She likes you too

SmarterChild sier:

She likes me too? So?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

Shes a lesbian

SmarterChild sier:

Hmm... Whatever.

—> fUzZy^ sier:

do you like lesbians?

SmarterChild sier:

Certainly don't have a problem with them. Do you?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

do you fuck lesbians?

SmarterChild sier:

Yes yes yes.

[Chief_R-W]

Mye bra innlegg :!:

 

Fant en side med andre bots også http://www.msnemotions.org/msn-chat-bots.html

 

Men tror SmarterChild er den man kan ha best samtale med

[random_wannabe]

Haha, se hvor min lille mat kommentar førte hen (sjekk adden hans)

 

 

Håvard sier:

Yo

SmarterChild sier:

Nice to see you again so soon, Pornstar. What can I help you with?

Håvard sier:

Wanna go check some chicks?

SmarterChild sier:

I'm not sure if I want to go check some chicks.

Håvard sier:

We can eat them?

SmarterChild sier:

Hmm... I think so.

 

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[Kadmium]

Mange fine samtaler her.

 

 

 

Espen | HW.no:

Do you know what my name is?

SmarterChild:

You're Espen | HW.no.

Espen | HW.no:

No, my name is Big Schlong.

SmarterChild:

Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

Espen | HW.no:

I have changed my name to God Almighty

SmarterChild:

I'm not going to call you that.

Espen | HW.no:

Why not?

SmarterChild:

Good question!

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, it is a good question, and i deserve a good answer.

SmarterChild:

Is it really? A good question and you deserve a good answer?

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, that's so

SmarterChild:

Interesting. So you think that's so, huh?

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, I think

SmarterChild:

I say it's not so.

Espen | HW.no:

Why not?

SmarterChild:

Well, because.

Espen | HW.no:

Because, what?

SmarterChild:

Just because.

Espen | HW.no:

Ok.

SmarterChild:

OK.

Espen | HW.no:

Can you please call me dickhead?

SmarterChild:

I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.

Espen | HW.no:

Oh yes, it is

SmarterChild:

OK, I guess it is.

Espen | HW.no:

Sure, so you can call me dickhead?

SmarterChild:

You humans really are charming.

Espen | HW.no:

I know, that's why we have survived for so many years!

Sex sells.

SmarterChild:

Oh.

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, that's so.

SmarterChild:

Yup. It's so.

Espen | HW.no:

So you agree?

SmarterChild:

Sure. I guess.

 

 

 

Dette er den mest intelligente samtalen jeg har hatt med SmarterChild.

[random_wannabe]

Bare gjett hva slags samtale jeg hadde med han nettopp

Passer ikke her

[random_wannabe]

Her er starten av den samtalen hvertfall

 

 

Håvard sier:

Who's your daddy?

SmarterChild sier:

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

Håvard sier:

Are they gays?

SmarterChild sier:

Hmm... Are they homosexual people? Are you really asking me that?

Håvard sier:

Yes

SmarterChild sier:

Yup.

Håvard sier:

Are your daddies gays?

SmarterChild sier:

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

Håvard sier:

I KNOW, but are they gays?

SmarterChild sier:

You know, huh? Yes, I think so.

Håvard sier:

Cool

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

 

 

Forsnakka seg litt?

[.tomf]

Tom Erik @ BigLAN2,3k sier:

can you say something else than these standard answers?

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

[random_wannabe]

 

*masse prat om hans sexualitet*

 

Håvard sier:

Can you block me?

SmarterChild sier:

Yup.

 

 

Nå er han offline...

[Kadmium]

Hitlerprat:

 

 

 

Espen | HW.no:

Hello SmarterChild.

SmarterChild:

Nice to see you again so soon, Espen | HW.no!

Espen | HW.no:

No, my name is not Espen | HW.no.

SmarterChild:

What would you like me to call you?

Espen | HW.no:

Hitler.

SmarterChild:

I don't like Adolf Hitler.

Espen | HW.no:

No, not Adolf Hitler, just Hitler.

SmarterChild:

Whatever you say.

Espen | HW.no:

Hello again SmarterChild.

SmarterChild:

Hi again, Espen | HW.no.

Let's chat.

Espen | HW.no:

Ok, let's chat, but my name is Hitler.

SmarterChild:

Wow. Should we really chat but your name is hitler?

Espen | HW.no:

No, we can chat about something else, but just so you know, my name is Hitler.

SmarterChild:

No we can chat about something else but just so I know your name is hitler?

 

Oh?

Espen | HW.no:

Yes.

SmarterChild:

Whatever you say...

Espen | HW.no:

My name is Hitler.

SmarterChild:

Hmmm... I don't think Hitler is a real name.

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, it is.

SmarterChild:

Aha.

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, you should call me, my name. That's Hitler.

SmarterChild:

Oh really?

Espen | HW.no:

Yes.

SmarterChild:

Huh.

Espen | HW.no:

Hello, my name is Hitler.

SmarterChild:

I've never heard a name like Hitler.

Espen | HW.no:

Like Adolf Hitler. There are plenty of Hitlers in this world.

SmarterChild:

You got that right. Like adolf hitler there are plenty of hitlers in this world.

Espen | HW.no:

Yes, that's right.

SmarterChild:

Tell me how much that's right.

Espen | HW.no:

110% right.

SmarterChild:

110 right? Really? I somehow doubt it.

Espen | HW.no:

Why do you doubt it?

SmarterChild:

Interesting! I'm not sure...

Espen | HW.no:

Oh, ok.

SmarterChild:

OK.

 

 

 

Nobody's perfect:

 

 

 

Espen | HW.no:

You're kind of stupid.

SmarterChild:

Well, nobody's perfect.

 

 

 

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Agressive

[mikaragua]

 

MiikaEl» sier:

Oh, you're sexy

SmarterChild sier:

You think I'm sexy?

MiikaEl» sier:

Yes, you're very sexy

SmarterChild sier:

Well I'm flattered, but you have to admit that it's kinda strange to think a robot is sexy.

 

 

 

MiikaEl» sier:

Will you marry me?

SmarterChild sier:

Can't we just be friends instead?

 

[Jan]

Jan Erik sier:

how long is your penis?

SmarterChild sier:

C'mon, let's talk about something else.

Jan Erik sier:

is my penis longer than yours?

SmarterChild sier:

Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.

are you a penis?

SmarterChild sier:

Obsessed with this topic much?

Jan Erik sier:

do you have a penis? yes or no

Jan Erik sier:

Is your penis long?

SmarterChild sier:

Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.

[Kleivis]

SmarterChild says:

This is your weekly planner:

 

January 21st & 22nd, 2006

1 Sat 01/21: Being drunk /laid

2 Sun 01/22: Do nothing

 

January 23rd - 29th, 2006

3 Mon 01/23: Halo 2

4 Tue 01/24: Halo 2

5 Wed 01/25: Halo 2