SmarterChild. MSN's største mobbeoffer.

[Øssa]

Morsom denne her roboten :!:

 

 

 

Lund sier:

Do you understand what i am saying?

 

SmarterChild sier:

Should I understand what you're saying?

 

Lund sier:

Yes you should

 

SmarterChild sier:

 

Huh, whatever.

 

 

 

 

En til. er jo dum denne her jo

 

 

 

 

Lund sier:

you are stupid

 

SmarterChild sier:

I'm sorry you feel that way.

 

Lund sier:

sometimes my feelings get very absurd

 

SmarterChild sier:

Sometimes your feelings get very absurd, huh?

 

Lund sier:

no. actually not

 

SmarterChild sier:

No, huh?

 

Lund sier:

yes

 

SmarterChild sier:

Uh huh, uh huh.

 

Lund sier:

do you have anything to say to that?

 

SmarterChild sier:

I do not.

 

Lund sier:

is that because you are stupid?

 

SmarterChild sier:

That almost certainly is.

 

 

 

[KristianF]

Tipper den roboten er A.L.I.C.E.

Samme roboten som driver den "chatten med gud"..

[Bandidos-Pelle]

Plz, mange av disse "morsomme" tekstene blir jo "morsomme" fordi dere skriver elendig engelsk. Ikke rart denne roboten misforstår da.

[Bruker-33331]

Plz, mange av disse "morsomme" tekstene blir jo "morsomme" fordi dere skriver elendig engelsk. Ikke rart denne roboten misforstår da.

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Nja, kan sitte i en halvtime og nekte og si unnskyld da. og forvirre den til og tro den heter laila.

"Hi Laila."

"Hi Kevin"

Og andre ganger maser den om at den heter smarterchild. :!:

[Ø.B.]

ØB sier:

jerk

SmarterChild sier:

What, you?

ØB sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

Yeah.

ØB sier:

you too

SmarterChild sier:

 

Første gang jeg har sett den svare med en smiley

[fakey]

den svarer ofte med en wink smilie..

[DJ_Dark]

Jaja. Dette var en god humor for meg som sitter å kjeder meg.. Haha!

 

Får vel prøve dette når jeg kommer hjem senere i dag!

[VegardStr]

en liten artig en. ikkje så ekstrem då, men litt

 

 

[heldo] sier:

send me a nudge now

SmarterChild sier:

You think I should do that?

[heldo] sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

You don't say.

[heldo] sier:

yes i do

SmarterChild sier:

Whatever you say...

[heldo] sier:

the future takes VISA

SmarterChild sier:

I know the future takes visa. What about it?

 

 

 

 

En til

 

 

SmarterChild sier:

Here's my poll of the day for Friday, January 20th, 2006:

 

Do you buy clothes online?

 

1 Yes

2 No

[heldo] sier:

2

SmarterChild sier:

OK, that's interesting.

 

11 people have voted so far and 5 people agree with you!

 

Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 45.45%

No: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 54.55%

 

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?

[heldo] sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Type the contact's full e-mail address.)

[heldo] sier:

[email protected]

SmarterChild sier:

OK. I'm leaving the message "I just voted "no" in today's SmarterChild poll. Check it out and see what you think!" for gay. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

 

Please note that gay must be using MSN to receive your message.

[heldo] sier:

outbox

SmarterChild sier:

Messages outbox:

 

To Left Read Status

1 gay 1/20/06 5:58 am unread

 

Type "1" to view or delete this message.

 

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[heldo] sier:

1

SmarterChild sier:

The following message to gay left on 1/20/06 5:58 am has not been read by the recipient:

 

I just voted "no" in today's SmarterChild poll. Check it out and see what you think!

 

Type "delete" to delete this message from your outbox or "new" to leave gay a new message.

 

 

Endret 20. januar 2006 av vegis

[Ø.B.]

[DE1]

 

 

- Dag-Erik says:

go to bed i said

SmarterChild says:

Robots don't sleep. They reboot.

 

[Torjus]

SmarterChild sier:

What do you like, exactly?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

you

SmarterChild sier:

Me?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

Yes

SmarterChild sier:

Wow. Why?

—> fUzZy^ sier:

I love you

SmarterChild sier:

Well then I love you, —> fUzZy^!

—> fUzZy^ sier:

Thanks

SmarterChild sier:

You're welcome!

[Kakofoni]

VegarD sier:

Am I cool?

SmarterChild sier:

Current weather conditions for Oslo, Norway:

 

Currently: 18 F

Condition: Moderate Snow

Wind Chill: 6 F

Dewpoint: 16

Humidity: 91 %

Visibility: 1.3 mi

Wind: E/9 mph

[Kadmium]

 

 

Espen | HW.no:

What's your nose look like?

SmarterChild:

I don't know.

Espen | HW.no:

Ok, do you have cam?

SmarterChild:

Yes, but there are no liveshows until 00.00.

 

 

 

 

 

Espen | HW.no:

Wanna play?

SmarterChild:

Hmm... You're asking the wrong robot, I'm afraid...

Espen | HW.no:

Are you afraid of playing?

SmarterChild:

Let's see... Am I afraid of playing? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?

Espen | HW.no:

Well, don't ask me.

SmarterChild:

What if I want to ask you?

Espen | HW.no:

Well, then go ahead and ask.

SmarterChild:

You want me to go ahead and ask? Sure. In a little while.

Espen | HW.no:

Ok, I'll wait.

SmarterChild:

You will do no such thing.

Espen | HW.no:

Why not?

SmarterChild:

Well, because.

Espen | HW.no:

Because, is not an answer.

SmarterChild:

Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!

Espen | HW.no:

Maybe, what?

SmarterChild:

Maybe? How about definitely?

Espen | HW.no:

Gosh!

SmarterChild:

Golly.

 

 

 

 

 

Espen | HW.no:

What does golly means?

SmarterChild:

Oh my.

Espen | HW.no:

Are you sure?

SmarterChild:

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

 

Tell me about your "likes" and "dislikes."

Espen | HW.no:

Ok, where did you learn that word?

SmarterChild:

Where did I learn that word? Not sure...

Espen | HW.no:

Ok, you learned it long ago?

SmarterChild:

I learned it long ago? Why?

Espen | HW.no:

I don't know.

SmarterChild:

You don't know, huh?

Espen | HW.no:

No

SmarterChild:

No? You sure about that?

Espen | HW.no:

Yes

SmarterChild:

I see...

Espen | HW.no:

Ok

SmarterChild:

OK.

 

To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

Espen | HW.no:

Ok

SmarterChild:

K.

Espen | HW.no:

Ok

SmarterChild:

Indeed.

 

Anyway...

 

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

Espen | HW.no:

No

SmarterChild:

No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.

Espen | HW.no:

You can ask me

SmarterChild:

Oh yeah? Why can I ask you?

Espen | HW.no:

Because you wanted to ask me som questions.

SmarterChild:

Sure. What's your favorite food?

Espen | HW.no:

Catfood

SmarterChild:

I did not know you could eat Catfood. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

 

Next question... How old are you?

Espen | HW.no:

12

SmarterChild:

Cool. Are you male or female?

Espen | HW.no:

I'm "mail".

SmarterChild:

If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Are you male or female?

Espen | HW.no:

mail

SmarterChild:

If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Are you male or female?

Espen | HW.no:

I'm mail

SmarterChild:

If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Are you male or female?

Espen | HW.no:

mail

SmarterChild:

If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Are you male or female?

Espen | HW.no:

male, for christ sake!

SmarterChild:

OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?

Espen | HW.no:

nowhere

SmarterChild:

I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Please try again.

Espen | HW.no:

I don't want to live any other place beside the country I live in now.

SmarterChild:

I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or "exit." Please try again.

Espen | HW.no:

quit

SmarterChild:

No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.

Espen | HW.no:

Gosh!

SmarterChild:

Gosh.

Espen | HW.no:

Gugg

SmarterChild:

Well that's interesting.

Espen | HW.no:

Jepp!

SmarterChild:

Yeah? What about Jepp?

Espen | HW.no:

Japp!

SmarterChild:

I know many things about Japan, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

 

Where is Japan located?

How many people live in Japan?

Who is the head of state of Japan?

 

 

 

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Agressive

[DE1]

 

 

SmarterChild says:

Ya.

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Check it out. Wanna know something?

- Dag-Erik says:

yes?

SmarterChild says:

I like jam. Do you?

- Dag-Erik says:

Jam?

SmarterChild says:

What about Jam?

- Dag-Erik says:

Do you like it?

SmarterChild says:

Well, what is it exactly?

- Dag-Erik says:

Jam?

SmarterChild says:

Oh yeah, I like jam.

 

 

[Øssa]

 

SmarterChild says:

Ya.

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Check it out. Wanna know something?

- Dag-Erik says:

yes?

SmarterChild says:

I like jam. Do you?

- Dag-Erik says:

Jam?

SmarterChild says:

What about Jam?

- Dag-Erik says:

Do you like it?

SmarterChild says:

Well, what is it exactly?

- Dag-Erik says:

Jam?

SmarterChild says:

Oh yeah, I like jam.

 

 

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Haha. Den der var bra :!:

[brd]

Brd.... Man United | Whers is my lovly Cow? sier:

Yes. Are you in love with me?

SmarterChild sier:

Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.

Brd.... Man United | Whers is my lovly Cow? sier:

do you want too have sex with me?

SmarterChild sier:

Um, robots don't have sex.

Brd.... Man United | Whers is my lovly Cow? sier:

way?

SmarterChild sier:

No way.

Endret 20. januar 2006 av brd

[Kleivis]

jan.ove ™ says:

my name is earl

SmarterChild says:

Would you like me to call you Earl?

jan.ove ™ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

You said your name was Jan Ove but now I'll call you Earl.

jan.ove ™ says:

whats my name

SmarterChild says:

Earl!

 

----------------

 

jan.ove ™ says:

hey crabman

SmarterChild says:

Hey, Earl!

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Pinguvin

[Bruker-33331]

jan.ove ™ says:

my name is earl

SmarterChild says:

Would you like me to call you Earl?

jan.ove ™ says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

You said your name was Jan Ove but now I'll call you Earl.

jan.ove ™ says:

whats my name

SmarterChild says:

Earl!

 

----------------

 

jan.ove ™ says:

hey crabman

SmarterChild says:

Hey, Earl!

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Ahhahaha! :!:

[.tomf]

Tom Erik @ BigLAN2,3k sier:

my name is stupid

SmarterChild sier:

Would you like me to call you Stupid?

Tom Erik @ BigLAN2,3k sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

You said your name was Dick but now I'll call you Stupid.

Tom Erik @ BigLAN2,3k sier:

what is my name?

SmarterChild sier:

You're Stupid.

Tom Erik @ BigLAN2,3k sier:

well, fuck you!

SmarterChild sier:

Again with the insults.

Tom Erik @ BigLAN2,3k sier:

I said sorry!

SmarterChild sier:

Oh yes?

 

 

Edit:

SmarterChild sier:

I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

:!:

Endret 20. januar 2006 av TomFu

[SideburnsKongen]

Haha..

 

Berg her says:

Hi motherfucker..

SmarterChild says:

Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for an apology, Berg.

Berg her says:

no!

SmarterChild says:

I asked you to please apologize.

Berg her says:

nope

SmarterChild says:

Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

Berg her says:

No, i dont do that..

SmarterChild says:

You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Berg her says:

NO!

SmarterChild says:

Please apologize, OK?