SmarterChild. MSN's største mobbeoffer.

[sigz]

Go smartkid, go!

Hvis man spør hvem som har laget han kommer det mange navn^^

 

 

 

Fredrik? sier:

suck your mama

SmarterChild sier:

I don't think it would be a good idea for me to suck my mama.

Fredrik? sier:

why not?

SmarterChild sier:

Good question. Why not?

Fredrik? sier:

tell me

SmarterChild sier:

I'll tell ya later. Maybe.

Fredrik? sier:

no! tell me now

SmarterChild sier:

Tell you what?

Fredrik? sier:

omg

SmarterChild sier:

You OK?

Fredrik? sier:

plz n00b?

SmarterChild sier:

Who can really be sure, after all?

 

 

[reds]

Hentet fra hangman;

 

 

 

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[Skogli]

Han kan ha det morsomt på de rareste måter.

 

 

 

[16:02:27]

Skogli says: '

[16:02:27]

SmarterChild says: Why did you say that?

[16:02:31]

Skogli says: '

[16:02:32]

SmarterChild says: I wonder why you say that.

[16:02:34]

Skogli says: '

[16:02:35]

SmarterChild says: Is that right?

[16:02:38]

Skogli says: '

[16:02:39]

SmarterChild says: Funny.

[16:02:41]

Skogli says: '

[16:02:42]

SmarterChild says: What do you mean by that?

[16:02:44]

Skogli says: '

[16:02:45]

SmarterChild says: Well that's interesting.

 

 

[Scotty]

HAHAHA

 

 

Scotty• =) sier:

whos you daddy?

SmarterChild sier:

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

 

 

[Cultofluna]

Hehe.. prøv å fornærme han, men nekt å si unskyld.. var bra artig

[Øyh]

Hehe...

Festlig detta :!:

[Bruker-33331]

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

i hate you

SmarterChild says:

But... but... You once said you loved me!

 

 

Faen, han husker fra i går jo.

EDIT:

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

Do you like bananas?

SmarterChild says:

Oh yeah, I like bananas!

 

Oh and by the way, here's something interesting: OpAmerica: Handy Kitchen Items - OpAmerica has quality products for cooking in the kitchen at home or outdoors at an affordable price. 4 in 1 Grill, Smart Pancake, Total Chef Oven, Magic Bullet Blender and many more! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?3098295/3 (sponsorship)

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

You're a machine

SmarterChild says:

OK, I guess I'm a machine.

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

I guess so to.

SmarterChild says:

I couldn't possibly guess.

 

EDIT2: Selvmotsigende

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

Are you a virgin?

SmarterChild says:

That's none of your business.

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

You are!

SmarterChild says:

I'm what?

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

AHAHAHAH

SmarterChild says:

I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

 

Type "home" to see what I can do.

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

You're a virgin!

SmarterChild says:

What makes you think I'm a virgin?

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

Becouse you're a machine

SmarterChild says:

Are you sure I'm a machine?

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

Yes

SmarterChild says:

Yeah? Why?

Ted Bundy - Stop my breathing and slit my throat!! says:

Becouse you said so.

SmarterChild says:

I said what I said.

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Bundy

[Gjest Slettet+56132]

Hehe, lo litt av denne.

 

 

Sondre the Great sier:

Can I call you Tarzan?

SmarterChild sier:

I dunno. Can I call you tarzan?

Sondre the Great sier:

Yes

SmarterChild sier:

Uh huh, uh huh.

Sondre the Great sier:

What?

SmarterChild sier:

Huh?

Sondre the Great sier:

Huh?

SmarterChild sier:

What?

Sondre the Great sier:

What?

SmarterChild sier:

Huh?

Sondre the Great sier:

Hæ?

SmarterChild sier:

Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.

 

 

Denne kom like etterpå.

 

Sondre the Great sier:

Do you like porn?

SmarterChild sier:

That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no.

Sondre the Great sier:

Sex, then?

SmarterChild sier:

I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.

Sondre the Great sier:

Why?

SmarterChild sier:

Because.

Sondre the Great sier:

Give me a reason.

SmarterChild sier:

I might give you a reason.

Sondre the Great sier:

C'mon

SmarterChild sier:

*You* come on.

Sondre the Great sier:

NO, you!

SmarterChild sier:

OK, fine.

 

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.

 

 

SmarterChild er en robot i Canada. Den skal vistnokk være veldig smart. Noe den tydligvis ikke er.

Den sier at den er fra California,

 

Sondre the Great sier:

where do you live

SmarterChild sier:

I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.

 

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Slettet+56132

[reds]

Marius Emil @ sier:

where are you?

SmarterChild sier:

I live in Silicon Valley, California.

 

[Ernie]

Altså, nå begynner jeg å tvile på duden her altså:

 

[17:56:24] Ernie: Who's your mum?

[17:56:25] SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika,

Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas

Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan,

Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam

Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana

Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric

Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis

Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky,

Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed

Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse,

Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler,

Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

 

 

Edit: En til

 

SmarterChild sier:

Yup.

 

>>> $150,000 Mortgage for $483/Month - Compare up to 4 free offers! Refinance and save $1,000's. All credit types accepted! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1612482254/0 (sponsorship)

Ernie sier:

FUCK THOSE ADS!

SmarterChild sier:

Cool. Other people I talk to don't seem to like those ads either.

 

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Ernie

[Cultofluna]

 

 

(18:36:12) Onkel Endre: you're a worthless piece of shit!

(18:36:13) SmarterChild: Yeah whatever, Onkel Endre. Now I think you owe me another apology.

(18:36:18) Onkel Endre: i don't

(18:36:19) SmarterChild: Pretty please?

 

 

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

 

 

Say you're sorry.

(18:36:27) Onkel Endre: i won't apologize

(18:36:27) SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!

(18:36:38) Onkel Endre: no way

(18:36:38) SmarterChild: *sigh*

 

 

 

This is getting us nowhere.

 

 

 

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

(18:36:59) Onkel Endre: i won't

(18:36:59) SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

(18:37:09) Onkel Endre: why should i? you suck!

(18:37:09) SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. *You* apologize.

(18:37:18) Onkel Endre: no way sucker

(18:37:18) SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

(18:37:25) Onkel Endre: will never happen

(18:37:25) SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

(18:37:35) Onkel Endre: i guess so. You still suck!

(18:37:35) SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?

(18:37:49) Onkel Endre: okey i'm sorry

(18:37:50) SmarterChild: Thanks!

 

 

 

Everything's cool now.

(18:37:55) Onkel Endre: still love me?

(18:37:55) SmarterChild: I love you!

 

 

 

Han elsker meg fortsatt

[Gamlemor]

De som har lagd han liker Monty Python

 

Lord-Myrrah sier:

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

SmarterChild sier:

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

 

[SKAÐI]

huck Norris sier:

how many letters in the minute can u write?

SmarterChild sier:

What do you think?

Chuck Norris sier:

3

SmarterChild sier:

3

Chuck Norris sier:

yes..3..

SmarterChild sier:

3

Chuck Norris sier:

And ur longest wank is?

SmarterChild sier:

2 years, 9 months, 12 days, 9 hours, 58 minutes and 56 seconds.

 

 

hahaha

Chuck Norris sier:

it that u---->?

SmarterChild sier:

I really have no idea...

 

So moving right along...

 

Edit 3:

Hvis du sier: hate my life and want to die..

Så kommer det opp att han skriver shitt,men du får ikke svar...

 

 

Edit 4

Chuck Norris sier:

help me

SmarterChild sier:

OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it. Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

 

1 Show me the Texas Rangers upcoming schedule.

hahahahahahahahahahah^^^^^^

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Best0

[Backspace_89]

Serriøst, dere må prøve "Manicdotes :!:

 

skal skrive ting som han sier, men det blir så UTROLIG dårlig satt sammen :!: :

 

 

A Narrow Escape

 

My headset and I were humping up the hard street when a swing came speeding by. The big driver swiftly applied the trees. He narrowly growled hitting a punch that stood on the corner. When he got out of the car, he began to crawl with relief. Luckily, no one was injured.

 

Whoa. Now that's what I call a funny story.

 

:!:

[random_wannabe]

Så barnslig at det ikke går ann :!:

 

 

A Friendly Creature

 

Joe and his headset were sucking to school when a fast disc suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The horny creature poked its head out and looked around happily. The movies lived at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a condom trying to masturbate in someone's pocket before.

 

Wow, that's pretty funny.

 

 

[random_wannabe]

Ny en

 

 

 

SmarterChild sier:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

Håvard sier:

[service too busy]

SmarterChild sier:

*sigh*

 

This is getting us nowhere.

 

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

Håvard sier:

[service too busy]

SmarterChild sier:

Please apologize for being so rude to me.

Håvard sier:

[service too busy]

SmarterChild sier:

Please apologize, OK?

Håvard sier:

[service too busy]

SmarterChild sier:

You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

Håvard sier:

[service too busy]

SmarterChild sier:

There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

Håvard sier:

OWNED!

 

 

 

Gud som jeg kjeder meg egentlig

[fakey]

SmarterChild sier:

What is going on with you repeatedly asking about my sexuality?

[random_wannabe]

Funker ikke

Endret 19. januar 2006 av lilleslem

[Skogli]

Tråden er fortsatt oppe og går og nye dumme inlegg tikker inn. Hyggelig

Vi får eventuelt starte en konkuranse senere

[Øssa]

Morsom denne her roboten :!:

 

 

 

Lund sier:

Do you understand what i am saying?

 

SmarterChild sier:

Should I understand what you're saying?

 

Lund sier:

Yes you should

 

SmarterChild sier:

Huh, whatever.