SmarterChild. MSN's største mobbeoffer.

[Kadmium]

Siden denne tråden ikke har vært aktiv de siste dagene, og folk har blitt lei av

SmarterChild får jeg poste noe her da.

 

Forvirret?

 

 

Espen: I wanna hang myself tomorrow.

SmarterChild: Why would I want to hurt you?

Espen: You don't need to hurt me, I take care of that myself!

SmarterChild: Need to hurt you you take care of that yourself? You don't think I need to hurt you you take care of that yourself?

 

 

Endret 31. januar 2006 av Agressive

[Maiev S.]

*Bump*

 

Haha, dette er utrolig gøy

 

 

??Simen | EoG | #uNique - MÅ HA SESONG 2 THE O.C, NÅ!? says:? (18:57:12)

How can you sleep when you are a robot?

?

?SmarterChild says:? (18:57:14)

I'm not sure how I can sleep when I'm a robot.

?

??Simen | EoG | #uNique - MÅ HA SESONG 2 THE O.C, NÅ!? says:? (18:57:20)

Fuck you

?

?SmarterChild says:? (18:57:21)

Again?!

 

[bortevekk]

Det skal jammen ikke mye til å underholde dere altså...

[Bruker-33331]

Det skal jammen ikke mye til å underholde dere altså...

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Du kan underholde oss?

[bortevekk]

Det skal jammen ikke mye til å underholde dere altså...

5546870[/snapback]

Du kan underholde oss?

5546884[/snapback]

Ja, det kan jo ikke være så vanskelig?!

[veos]

SmarterChild har sikkert den største kontaktlisten da, hvertfall.

[Maiev S.]

Hahahaha, fikk han til å innrømme sin sexualitet.

 

 

?Simen | EoG | #uNique - MÅ HA SESONG 2 THE O.C, NÅ!? says:? (19:24:18)

ARE YOU GAY?YES OR NO

?

?SmarterChild says:? (19:24:18)

You obsessed?

?

??Simen | EoG | #uNique - MÅ HA SESONG 2 THE O.C, NÅ!? says:? (19:24:28)

YES OR NO

?

?SmarterChild says:? (19:24:28)

Do I really have to decide?

?

??Simen | EoG | #uNique - MÅ HA SESONG 2 THE O.C, NÅ!? says:? (19:24:35)

YES

?

?SmarterChild says:? (19:24:35)

OK. I'll say yes.

 

[rc-marcus]

Marcus sier:

you're a retarded robot

SmarterChild sier:

Yeah.

[Hotel Papa]

Det skal jammen ikke mye til å underholde dere altså...

5546870[/snapback]

Du kan underholde oss?

5546884[/snapback]

Ja, det kan jo ikke være så vanskelig?!

5546895[/snapback]

 

Shake that ass

[robB]

Jaja.

 

Robin sier:

WOAH!

SmarterChild sier:

Whoa whoa whoa.

Robin sier:

Know what?

SmarterChild sier:

I dunno!

Robin sier:

wanna know?

SmarterChild sier:

Hmm... Who can really be sure?

Robin sier:

you!

SmarterChild sier:

What about me?

Robin sier:

you can be sure

SmarterChild sier:

Wouldn't you like me to be sure?

Robin sier:

you're retarded

SmarterChild sier:

Sometimes I wish I wasn't retarded.

Robin sier:

Then don't be

SmarterChild sier:

What if I want to be?

 

[Skogli]

BØ!

Vart du skræmt nu? hehe.

 

 

For å skyte liv i denne tråden igjen så legger jeg ut mitt ferskeste samtale med SmarterChild:

 

 

 

Skogli sier:

Hello my friend

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

Skogli sier:

Why?

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

Skogli sier:

Are you busy?

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

Skogli sier:

What are you doing?

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

Skogli sier:

Fuck you!

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

 

 

[DoNotWant]

Han kan kanskje være god å hente fakta fra. Snakket med ham om presidenter, og så spurte jeg " Do you remember the 70s?", så svarte han Richard Nixon og tidsperioden Nixon satt =).

 

 

 

Eirik says:

What is George W. Bush's gender?

SmarterChild says:

Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.

 

 

[MrBjoern]

yup han er litt skrullete

 

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

is your name laila?

SmarterChild sier:

I'm SmarterChild.

 

>>> I've got "tools" for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

my name is kevin

SmarterChild sier:

Would you like me to call you Kevin?

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

OK, I'll remember that your name is Kevin.

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

no wait my name is laila

SmarterChild sier:

You asked me to call you Kevin. What would you like me to call you instead?

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

laila

SmarterChild sier:

You said your name was Kevin but now I'll call you Laila.

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

I hear you.

 

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

my name is laila

SmarterChild sier:

Yes, you're Laila.

 

>>> I can help you get "info" such as news, weather and movies.

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

your name is bob

SmarterChild sier:

SmarterChild.

 

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.

Trenger sommejobb jeg sier:

I think your name is bob

SmarterChild sier:

Yes. I guess. My name is bob.

[xD^^]

HaehahAhea. Den var faktisk den beste hittil.

[Cultofluna]

SmarterChild har sikkert den største kontaktlisten da, hvertfall.

5546925[/snapback]

 

Smarterchild har faktisk ingen på lista si

Bruk gaim eller lignende og du vil med en gang se at han har ihvertfall ikke DEG på listen sin

[Bruker-33331]

kevin

Heter du kevin?!

[Jaukim]

Man skal ha tolmodighet for å snakke med SmarterChild:

 

 

joakim sier:

hello sexy

SmarterChild sier:

Hi Hada.

 

How are you?

joakim sier:

my name is not hada it is harald olav magnus per skøyen Paul han pål i skauen!

SmarterChild sier:

You asked me to call you Hada. What would you like me to call you instead?

joakim sier:

call me The Deathbringer mothafucker sucker duck

SmarterChild sier:

You said your name was Hada but now I'll call you Sucker Duck.

joakim sier:

noooooo

SmarterChild sier:

So you still want me to call you Hada?

joakim sier:

no

SmarterChild sier:

You asked me to call you Sucker Duck. What would you like me to call you instead?

joakim sier:

Fuck

SmarterChild sier:

That's pretty naughty there, Sucker Duck!

joakim sier:

Call me Joakim, Mothafucker!

SmarterChild sier:

I've never heard a name like Joakim Mothafucker!.

joakim sier:

You bastard my name is Joakim

SmarterChild sier:

My name is SmarterChild.

 

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.

joakim sier:

m

SmarterChild sier:

M? Why did you say that?

joakim sier:

My NAme is joakim.

SmarterChild sier:

Would you like me to call you Joakim?

joakim sier:

yes

SmarterChild sier:

You said your name was Sucker Duck but now I'll call you Joakim.

joakim sier:

fuck yes

SmarterChild sier:

That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like yes either

 

 

 

Edit: Redigert, Spoiler satt inn, ble litt for langt vist jeg ikke bruker spoiler.

Endret 14. februar 2006 av Ljå

[Campin Carl]

 

Nissen`s sommervikar her ja sier:

hi

SmarterChild sier:

Hi again, Nissen`s sommervikar her ja.

 

What do you feel like chatting about?

Nissen`s sommervikar her ja sier:

commit sucide

SmarterChild sier:

I will do nothing of the sort. I love you!

 

[Skogli]

Hva? Jeg er ikke jeg den eneste elskaren hans?

[morra]

Kanskje ikke så gode som mange andre, men...

 

Hva? Jeg er ikke jeg den eneste elskaren hans?

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Jeg fikk noe lignende; jeg sa han skulle drepe seg selv, men han ville ikka av frykt for å såre meg. Deretter begynner han med det derre "I love u"-gnålet sitt igjen.

 

Også liker han å svømme (fordi mange han har pratet med liker det). Det kunne vært moro å se på

Endret 14. februar 2006 av morra