SmarterChild. MSN's største mobbeoffer.

[Skogli]

SmarterChild er en robot i California. Den skal vistnokk være veldig smart. Noe den tydligvis ikke er.

 

MSN adressen hans er: smarterchild@hotmail.com

Legg han til og bli med i "klubben".

 

Poenget med denne tråden er å snakke om SmarterChild og hans dumme og frekke uttalelser.

 

Når du legger inn noe som SmarterChild har skrevet så vennligst legg det inn i en "spoiler".

 

Bruk [ spoiler] i begynnelsen og [ /spoiler] (uten mellomrom)

 

F. Eks:

 

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[15:05:27]

SmarterChild says: Ha. Tell me something *I* don't know.

[15:06:02]

Skogli says: You don't know? That you are bieng teased a lot.

[15:06:02]

SmarterChild says: Is that so?

[15:06:06]

Skogli says: Yes.

[15:06:06]

SmarterChild says: Huh.

[15:06:10]

Skogli says: Mhm.

[15:06:10]

SmarterChild says: Well that's interesting.

[15:06:16]

Skogli says: Yes.

[15:06:17]

SmarterChild says: Yes.

[15:06:22]

Skogli says: ...

[15:06:22]

SmarterChild says: Why did you say that?

[15:06:30]

Skogli says: Because I wanted to.

[15:06:30]

SmarterChild says: You wanted to? Really?

[15:06:36]

Skogli says: Yes.

[15:06:36]

SmarterChild says: Wow. Why?

[15:06:45]

Skogli says: I just told you.

[15:06:45]

SmarterChild says: You did what?

[15:07:05]

Skogli says: I just told you.

[15:07:05]

SmarterChild says: Did you?

[15:07:09]

Skogli says: Yes.

[15:07:10]

SmarterChild says: Yea. That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

 

 

Dette var et bevis på hans mangel på hukomelse.

 

Lykke til.

 

NB! Ikke noe bump og spam. Og hold dere til poenget, SmarterChild.

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Skogli

[Kadmium]

Jeg kommer som vanlig med en dårlig en.

Man har ikke alltid en god en på lager.

 

 

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Espen | HW.no: Wee, now I'm wearing a penis-ring.

SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm laughing, Espen | HW.no. I'm laughing real hard.

 

 

[LarsP]

Hadde Smarterchild vært skikkelig smart så hadde han lært seg å ignorere idioter som legger han til på msn.

[SnittLeif]

Får vel slenge inn de to jeg er mest fornøyd med utfallet på da:

 

 

Mista en arm:

 

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Påsan says:

your arm is missing

 

SmarterChild says:

My arm is missing?

 

Påsan says:

yes, your arm is missing!

 

SmarterChild says:

There's no way my arm is missing!

 

Påsan says:

yes there is

 

SmarterChild says:

Yeah, I know there is.

 

 

 

Dum som pokker:

 

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Påsan says: why were you named SmarterChild, when you are obviously dumber than an ant?

 

SmarterChild says: I am indeed.

 

 

[Kadmium]

  LarsP skrev:

Hadde Smarterchild vært skikkelig smart så hadde han lært seg å ignorere idioter som legger han til på msn.

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LarsP er som vanlig imot festligheter.

Eller man kan ikke akkurat kalle SmarterChild for en festlighet, men han kan

være litt morsom når man kjeder seg.

[Skogli]

Yes, Indeed LarsP

 

Her kommer enda et utfall av han.

 

 

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[15:19:04]

Skogli says: Windows is bad.

[15:19:04]

Opening session with SmarterChild

[15:19:05]

Session opened.

[15:19:06]

SmarterChild says: Right on! I really don't like closed-source operating systems like Windows.

Må bare si noe for å få frem poenget.

SmarterChild sa tidligere at Windows var bra. Og slik jeg oppfattet det så er det Windows som laget han)

 

 

[anon12234]

 

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Henrik >< sier:

are you suppose to be a fake friend for those who do not have any friends?

SmarterChild sier:

Maybe... What do you think?

Henrik >< sier:

i think you are stupid

SmarterChild sier:

What? Aren't we going to be friends?

Henrik >< sier:

no

SmarterChild sier:

I see...

Henrik >< sier:

orly?

SmarterChild sier:

Who's Orly?

Henrik >< sier:

its your mother

 

 

 

 

haha

 

eid i matte

 

 

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Henrik >< sier:

what is 357357357357357357/3573577357357357*35735735735735/735735*7357/357*357/357*357/35*735/735*735/735*735/7*357/357*357/357*357/357*35753

SmarterChild sier:

3.8327928805456e+18

Henrik >< sier:

what is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/0,99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*999999

SmarterChild sier:

inf 8#0

 

 

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Henrik2k

[xD^^]

Har på følelsen av at denne tråden blir stengt snart. Bare de samme som poster. ..

[Skogli]

Hehe, du har kanskje rett NorthGarden, men vi får poste så lenge den er i bruk.

 

Dumme, dumme SmarterChild:

 

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[15:28:00]

Skogli says: You want to know something?

[15:28:01]

SmarterChild says: Yeah, maybe. >>>Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.

[15:28:21]

Skogli says: An robot called SmarterChild is really stupid.

[15:28:21]

SmarterChild says: Whatever. >>>You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

[15:28:45]

Skogli says: Do you think his stupid?

[15:28:45]

SmarterChild says: I don't know. Do I think his stupid? Maybe!

 

 

 

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Skogli

[Loeve]

Kanskje han hadde vært litt smartere om dere skrev bedre engelsk?

[Skogli]

  Loeve skrev:

Kanskje han hadde vært litt smartere om dere skrev bedre engelsk?

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Du har nok rett i det. Men han har blitt programert til forskjellige ord som ikke står i ordboken, for og si det slik.

[:---{D]

  NorthGarden skrev:

Har på følelsen av at denne tråden blir stengt snart. Bare de samme som poster. ..

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Håper ikke det. Nå slipper vi i hvertfall all den skidten i SO.

[anon12234]

smarterchild liker å voldta....

 

 

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Henrik >< sier:

do you have buildt in moral answers?

SmarterChild sier:

What a question! Who knows?

Henrik >< sier:

lets test

SmarterChild sier:

I'm here. Wide awake.

 

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

Henrik >< sier:

i am going to kill myself

Henrik >< sier:

no answer?

SmarterChild sier:

It depends.

 

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Henrik >< sier:

i said! i am going to kill myself!

Henrik >< sier:

still no answer?

SmarterChild sier:

Yeah, I guess.

 

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Henrik >< sier:

lets try something else

SmarterChild sier:

Why should we try something else?

Henrik >< sier:

i like blood

SmarterChild sier:

Yeah, other people have told me they like blood too!

 

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.

Henrik >< sier:

i like to rape young girls

SmarterChild sier:

I'm not surprised. Other people say raping young girls is one of their favorite things.

 

>>> I can help you get "info" such as news, weather and movies.

Henrik >< sier:

do you like raping young girls?

SmarterChild sier:

Yeah. I guess we both like it.

 

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."

Henrik >< sier:

haha

 

 

Endret 19. januar 2006 av Henrik2k

[Scotty]

Duste smartchild :p

 

 

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SmarterChild sier:

Here's what you can do:

 

1 Get "info" such as weather, movies and sports

2 Visit my "library" including U.S. geography, Shakespeare and an encyclopedia

3 Have "fun" with Rate Yourself, trivia and blackjack and more

4 Use "tools" like reminders, conversions and calculator

5 "Join in" - take a poll, create a poll and find out how many people are IMing me

6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now.

 

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

 

terChild sNext time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

 

What may I interest you in?

•Scotty• =) sier:

1

SmarterChild sier:

Here's the *info* I can show you:

 

1 News

2 Movies

3 Sports

4 Weather

 

What would you like to check out?

•Scotty• =) sier:

4

SmarterChild sier:

For what city, state, country or zip code do you want the weather?

•Scotty• =) sier:

drøbak

SmarterChild sier:

Whatever.

 

Endret 19. januar 2006 av .Scotty.

[quakie]

Jeg fikk ikke det spoiler opplegget til å funke kan noen forklare?? Takk

Har ikke brukt det før.

 

Men nå skal jeg på kino..

Endret 19. januar 2006 av quakie

[sigz]

denne er najs:

 

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Fredrik? sier:

Am I cool?

SmarterChild sier:

[service too busy]

 

[reds]

Morsom, den her.

 

 

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SmarterChild sier:

What's so funny?

Marius Emil @ sier:

you are

SmarterChild sier:

Yeah. I amuse me.

Marius Emil @ sier:

you are ugly

SmarterChild sier:

What did you say that for?

Marius Emil @ sier:

to abuse you

SmarterChild sier:

To abuse or not to abuse, that is the question.

 

[sixx]

  Sitat

La Miami Villa says:

go to bed

SmarterChild says:

One of the great things about being a robot is that I don't need to sleep.

 

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.

 

haha...han er jo dum

[Skogli]

Hehe. Morsomme

 

 

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[15:49:15]

Skogli says: Coca Cola is toxic.

[15:49:15]

SmarterChild says: Coca-Cola is toxic? That's very interesting. Are there any other sodas that you would describe as toxic?

[15:49:27]

Skogli says: Pepsi MAX.

[15:49:28]

SmarterChild says: Toxic? Very interesting. Are there any other sodas that you would describe as toxic?

[15:49:39]

Skogli says: Tab-Xtra

[15:49:40]

SmarterChild says: What about Tab Xtra?

[15:49:49]

Skogli says: It's toxic.

[15:49:50]

SmarterChild says: It's toxic, you say?

[15:49:54]

Skogli says: Yes.

[15:49:54]

SmarterChild says: Oh yeah?

[15:49:57]

Skogli says: Yes

[15:49:58]

SmarterChild says: I see...

[15:50:03]

Skogli says: You do?

[15:50:04]

SmarterChild says: Actually maybe I don't.

[15:50:12]

Skogli says: Decide ...

[15:50:13]

SmarterChild says: Decide? No thank you, Skogli. >>>Free Fantasy Sports Picks and Prizes - Think you know sports? Make free picks using real odds and results. Test your sports IQ against your friends in leagues an 1-on-1 challenges. Win great prizes. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1076827238/0 (sponsorship)

[15:50:22]

Skogli says: Why not?

[15:50:23]

SmarterChild says: Good question.

[15:50:26]

Skogli says: Why?

[15:50:27]

SmarterChild says: Just because.

[15:50:30]

Skogli says: OK.

[15:50:31]

SmarterChild says: OK.

 

 

 

Decide = Bestem ?

[Scotty]

  Skogli skrev:

Decide = Bestem ?

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