Chuck Norris Fan's - Sjekk her!

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

[Gromle]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

 

Denne bør vel inn her ja!

[trondtrond]

chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!

 

 

sign. er den beste da..

[_Paulsen_]

Signaturen min sier jeg bare

[Rockna]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

den er jo genial dah :!:

[Akira Kurosawa]

"The Bible was originally entitled Chuck Norris & Friends"

 

haha

 

Chuck Norris sin side

Endret 17. februar 2006 av Akiro Curosawa

[Cutthroat Bill]

Chuck Norris er en barsk j****. :!:

 

Se signaturen:

[Pels]

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.

 

[Six-shot]

Her er noen av mine favoritter:

 

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

 

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

 

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

 

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

 

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

 

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

 

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

 

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

 

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

 

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

 

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

 

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

Jeg kunne fortsette, men jeg vil ikke skrive ned hele siden! :!:

[Jakos-k]

Ville ikke lage ny tråd, så ikke drep meg fordi jeg tok fram denne to år gamle tråden..

 

Gå innpå Google.noog skriv: Find Chuck Norris

Så trykker du "Jeg prøver lykken".

 

[Ickz]

genialt xD

[Mekker`n]

haha :!:

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Rått!!

[BlåseJobb]

Pfft. Chuck Norris har ikke nubbesjangs mot denne karen!

[Mr_dude]

Chuck Norris dont posts on forum like you guys, you guys posts on forum for Chuck Norris

 

Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked bruce lee so hard that he split into two creating jet li and jackie chan

 

Chuck Norris dont need luck, luck needs Chuck Norris

Endret 5. februar 2008 av Mr_dude