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CHUCK NORRIS ONCE BOUGHT A HOUSE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND HE LIVED THERE FOR 2 MONTHS JUST TO PROVE THAT CHUCK NORRIS ONLY BREATHS BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE IT !!

[christer-R]

Tss, min egen Chuck Norris-fact eier alle de på nett:

 

Chuck norris doesn't chew gum, he kills it. ©

[Lollapalooza]

Tss, min egen Chuck Norris-fact eier alle de på nett:

 

Chuck norris doesn't chew gum, he roundhouse kicks it.

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*Fixed

[Prizefighter]

Hahaha, så mye genialt her.

 

Her er et par fine:

 

* According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

 

* Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

 

* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

* As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

[KjellV]

Haha, genialt bra side. Bookmarked

[royale]

Tss, min egen Chuck Norris-fact eier alle de på nett:

 

Chuck norris doesn't chew gum, he kills it. ©

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Min: Chuck Norris does simply walk into mordor. ©

[ka1ser]

Eller: Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father!

[ManagHead]

Eller: Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father!

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"skjønne vi e interessert i starwars" Fin den

[olefiver]

Virker som gode gamle Chuckie på en måte har tatt over rollen til Mr. T.

 

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

 

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

 

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

 

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

 

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

 

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Min: Chuck Norris does simply walk into mordor. ©

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Hehe, genial!

[Smirnoff]

Chuck Norris vs Hitler

 

Endret 30. januar 2006 av Smirnoff

[Luchy]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

 

ja fint, nå ble det også oppklart

[BeFs]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

[olefiver]

Bare må:

 

Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

[Cannibal]

Jeg har sett han i en pornofilm.

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Du har sett Chuck Norris i en pornofilm?

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Har det, belive it or not

[Gunfreak]

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the amazon river was created after Chuck Norris had a drinking party, and needed to empty bladder..

[JimRamse]

Jeg har sett han i en pornofilm.

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Du har sett Chuck Norris i en pornofilm?

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Har det, belive it or not

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Har jeg fryktlig vondt for å tro. Vil gjerne ha en link til dette. Må være sinnsykt gammelt med tanke på han var en av verden fremste kampsport utøvere på slutten av 70 tallet. Kan liksom ikke se for meg at han var pornostjerne på si

Endret 3. februar 2006 av JimRamse

[Bytex]

Chuck Norris Biography

 

When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

 

But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.

 

From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

 

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

 

Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.

 

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

 

Høres dette ut som en pornoskuespiller kanskje?

Man får ikke 8. dan i noen kampsport bare ved å gradere seg. Da må man ha gjort en livslang innsats for å fremme sporten, f.eks. ved å skrive bøker, trene andre og slikt.

 

Etter han ga seg med karatemesterskap har han vært med i utallige actionfilmer gjennom både 70, 80 og 90-tallet + tv-serier. Tror ikke mannen er spesiellt interessert (eller har hatt tid) til å spille i pornofilmer.

Bare tullprat.

 

Men så til en hjemmelaga CN fact:

 

"Peter North is really Chuck Norris without the beard"

 

De som ikke vet hvem Peter North er vet ikke mye om pornofilmer heller

Endret 3. februar 2006 av Bitex

[Erren]

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

[Skagen]

At Chuck Norris er sett i pornofilm er nok bare en look-a-like eller noe. Alle har vel sett "Britney Spears"-filmen