Da jeg snek meg ut av huset.

[Kakofoni]

Fant dette, og synes det var ganske morsomt.

 

"OK, until last night I'd never snuck out the house before. So at something like 3 I'm talking to Miss Patel, we agreed to meet up at the local co op at 4 o'clock. So, here's how things went (I promise you will laugh at me):

 

At 3:30 I climbed out of my window onto the roof, I then went to the edge of the roof. In my mind I had a pretty woosy 8ft drop in mind, in actuallity it was about 10ft and in the dark I couldn't see the ground. Well, I'd gotten so far I couldn't stop now! So, I threw down my coat, onto the ground, come on! How could I stop now? Well, it was kind of scarey jumping somewhere you can't see, so I thought it wouldn't hurt to close my eyes first. I was right, closing my eyes didn't hurt, it was the ground that hurt. I splatted into the ground like a pumpkin dropped off an 8 storey car park (video can be found at www.zug.com).

 

Then I walked down to the co op and saw El, we had a chat and got annoyed because we couldn't make a big old fire.

 

Then, at 5:45 in the morning, I had walked all the way back home again and was faced with the challenge of getting back into the house.

 

My original thought train when I left had been as follows:

"If I walk into the house and turn off the alarm that's bound to wake up my parents."

Pretty logical, I know, it's a shame I also didn't think this:

"Then again, a fat guy falling 10ft off a wall, ripping a plant off it and yelling "fuck" as he hits the ground is a lot more likely to wake my parents."

 

Can you see where this is headed? So, I went round to the back of my house, there's a climber heading up the wall onto the roof underneath my bedroom window. I decided to try and climb this, I was near the top when I realised, "dang, this thing would have trouble supporting a squirrel." It was at this point that it broke, making me fall 10ft to the ground and scream profanities.

 

Later on I found out this is when my parents woke up, but, at this time, I was unaware, and I am not one to give up on things easily. So, I tried using my mighty muscle to scale the wall without aid, and, to be fair, I nearly did it. I tried once or twice and then decided, "wouldn't it be a great insentive if my coat was on the roof?" Yes, it was a great insentive, it caused me to try 3 more times then collapse in exhaustion.

 

I got up a little later, soaking in the rain (my coat in a puddle on the roof) and my arms and legs aching from falling so many times. I decided to walk round to the front of the house and use the front door (I'd taken the key just in case.) Then I thought I'd gotten away with it, I went into the house and turned off the alarm. I went to the stairs and started walking up when, to my horror, I met the face of my dad staring at me, as if to say, "is my semen really that retarded?"

 

He asked me what was going on, to which I cunningly replied, "I have no idea." Well, I'm sure that threw him off the scent. Unfortunately, he asked again, damn. I told him that I'd been to see a friend and was now too tired to explain everything, he was worried and checked the house.

 

Well, there was still now the matter of my trench coat, laying on the roof. I waited until my dad had gone to bed, and then, after waiting five or ten minutes, left out the window and retrieved it and hung it on the door to dry. The only reason I tell you that is it was the only smooth operation of the night.

 

My dad, surprisingly, doesn't hate me for doing what I did after I explained it all to him, eventually it came down to two points:

 

"If you have to be so stupid again, use the front door."

"I really liked that plant, you twat."

 

If you've read this far, well done, your nobel politeness award will be delivered shortly."

 

[Musty]

jeg venter enda på det store poenget liksom...

[KristianF]

Hvorfor hoppe ut vinduet for å gå ut?

Hvorfor ikke bruke døra?

Foreldrene er vel ikke så strenge at de nekter barna å gå ut når de vil?

[BeNeFit]

Hvorfor hoppe ut vinduet for å gå ut?

Hvorfor ikke bruke døra?

Foreldrene er vel ikke så strenge at de nekter barna å gå ut når de vil?

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Fordi klokken var 3:30 og han var sikkert 14-15 år.

[V-by]

Er jo ikke noe problem å snike seg ut midt på natta ut inngangsdøra.

Gå ned, av med alarmen og så på, hvis det er slik en sånn en fungerer.

går ut. kommer hjem. skrur av alarmen, og skrur den på, og stikker å legger seg.

Enkelt og foreldrene kan ikke høre det for alt i væla!

[Bruker-33331]

Hvorfor hoppe ut vinduet for å gå ut?

Hvorfor ikke bruke døra?

Foreldrene er vel ikke så strenge at de nekter barna å gå ut når de vil?

5332367[/snapback]

 

Fordi klokken var 3:30 og han var sikkert 14-15 år.

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Ja også?

[KristianF]

Hvorfor hoppe ut vinduet for å gå ut?

Hvorfor ikke bruke døra?

Foreldrene er vel ikke så strenge at de nekter barna å gå ut når de vil?

5332367[/snapback]

 

Fordi klokken var 3:30 og han var sikkert 14-15 år.

5332396[/snapback]

Ja også?

5336712[/snapback]

skulle akkuratt til å si det samme..

Hva er gale med at klokken er 3:30, og personen er 14-15 år?

[A.J Green]

Skjønte ikke drua jeg...

Endret 26. desember 2005 av Lord^