Visdomsord om Chuck Norris

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After he was stumped by a particularly tricky game of "Where's Waldo," Chuck Norris insemenated all of the female characters in the picture. Nine months later, he gathered all of his offspring and formed a renegade band of mercenaries, which he called "Chuck's Fucks." Norris still patrols the countryside with his offspring, searching for Waldo.

 

Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.

 

A foolish man once asked Chuck Norris, "Boxers or briefs?" Chuck Norris laughed a mighty and cheerful laugh, then tore the man’s intestines out of his ass and used them to strangle him. Yes, remarkable as it may sound, it appears there are some people who are simply unaware that a man as sexy as Chuck Norris can't help but go commando.

 

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

A man compared Chuck Norris to Jean-Claude Van Damme once. Once.

 

 

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Endret 24. desember 2005 av Slettet+1242