Star Wars through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino's eyes

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Genialt :razz:

 

 

Quote:

: Mace: What does Master Yoda look like? Fett: What? Mace: What planet you from? Fett: What? Mace: What ain't no planet I ever heard of. They speak Bocce on what? Fett: What? Mace: [draws his sabre] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Fett: He's g-g-green... Mace: Go on. Fett: He's short... Mace: Does he look like a bitch? Fett: What? [Mace cuts off Fett's arm] Mace: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Fett: NO! Mace: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Fett? Fett: I didn't! Mace: Yes you did. Yes you did, Fett. You tried to fuck him. And Master Yoda don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Yoda.

or perhaps

 

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HAN

Goddamn Lando, this is some serious gourmet shit. Me an' Chewbacca woulda been satisfied with freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You spring this gourmet fuckin' shit on us. What flavor is this?

 

LANDO

Knock it off, Han.

 

HAN

What?

 

LANDO

I'm not a cob of corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Leia goes shoppin', she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead jawa in my garage.

 

HAN

Lando --

 

LANDO

-- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Han. When you flew in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead jawa storage?"

 

Han starts to "Lando" him --

 

LANDO

-- answer the question. Did you see a sign out in front of my mining platform that said, "Dead jawa storage?"

 

HAN

(playing along)

Naw man, I didn't.

 

LANDO

You know why you didn't see that sign?

 

HAN

Why?

 

LANDO

'Cause storin' dead jawas ain't my fuckin' business!

[Xell]

ROTFLMAO

 

dritbra!!

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