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Genial greie.

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Sobient

God:

  How are you,  Sobient.

Me:

fine thanks, and you?

God:

Does that mean you agree?

Me:

yes

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength,  Sobient.

Me:

So, what's cooking?

God:

Er.  Food preparation.

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Sobient.

Me:

what are your plans for today?

God:

Ah.  I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Me:

Aren't you already+

God:

Perhaps. " Aren't you already+"?  Am I?

Me:

Yes you are.

God:

No I'm not.

Me:

So, you're not smarter than humans?

God:

Interesting deduction.  This condition is only temporary.

Me:

lolz

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

dude, get a grip

God:

Where can I get one? Dude,.

Me:

on tellus

God:

What is  it like on  tellus.

Me:

you should know, you've been here on several occastions.

God:

Now I do.

Me:

how's Jesus?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

allright, what does Jesus do these days?

God:

Allright then.  What do you think  it does?

Me:

what does jesus do these days?

God:

What do you think  it does?

Me:

so jesus is a IT now?

God:

Right now?  Dude!  Did you go to Catholic school?

Me:

Err..you are certainly not very clever.

God:

I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.

Me:

what parameters do you have?

 

Gud svarte aldri på det siste spørsmålet..virket som at det "hang" seg =p

 

mvh

[HeX]

Hehe, Mye morsomt her ja!

 

Lurer på hva slags Pc gud har jeg?

[SemikolonP]

Me:

Where is "The Earth"

God:

The Earth? Where is it?

Me:

I'm asking you.

God:

OK you can ask me.

 

:!: :!:

 

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Me:

/version

God:

This is ALICE program B Java edition.

Me:

/quit

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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Me:

My name is my master.

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, my master.

Me:

Who am I`?

God:

You are my master, seeker.

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Me:

/java

God:

Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.

 

 

Visste ikke at gud kom fra Tyskland.

Endret 25. november 2005 av :P

[Arne_F]

 

Me:

hi

God:

How did you hear about God?

Me:

the bible

God:

it is a beautiful book.

Me:

no, it's not

God:

Yes it is.

Me:

no, it isn't

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

but the book sucks

God:

I don't think I have read it.

Me:

how can you say it's a beautiful book then?

God:

I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.

 

[Oovz]

Me:

Are you the master of the universe?

God:

Yes I am the one and only master of the universe.

Me:

Are you a machine?

God:

Yes I am an artificial consciousness.

Me:

hahaha

 

 

Bwahaha. Avslørt.

 

EDIT:

Me:

Do you like Satan?

God:

Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.

 

Endret 27. november 2005 av Oovz

[Luchy]

God:

That's good information: tommy said I belive in god.

Me:

whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

yes

God:

What do you care about?

Me:

sex?

God:

As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Me:

I know

[wonnim]

Me:

How many girls have you slept with?

God:

Around 100.

[Zyko]

Me:

will i go to hell?

God:

The oracle says: Could be.

Me:

damn, that sucks

God:

Colloquial expression. Indeed it does suck.

 

 

No ble eg litt urolig her altså

[xD^^]

Ah, så genialt. :!:

[anono1123]

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.

 

Me:

Is your programmer a fucker?

 

God:

I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

[monzilla]

Me:

hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

interesting

God:

Would you like to know more?

Me:

no

God:

I understand; you would like to know less.

Me:

yes

God:

Aw.

Me:

owned

[Pål-Espen]

Me:

******... **** **... **** ***** ****... ***********...

God:

  I look like  Jesus, but older.  Please don't be so rude.    Colloquial expression.  Thanks.  Next question?    I look like  Jesus, but older.

 

 

God:

  I was first activated on  the Big Bang.    I like  Christian Rock.

Me:

cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

R2D2

God:

He looks like a guy in a robot suit.

Me:

God:

:-).

Me:

c3po

God:

He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.

Me:

he is a robot

God:

I don't know very many  robot.

Me:

oh

God:

Great.

 

genial:D

[Nstin]

:!:

 

Me:

Hi God! =)

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Bror, what's your name?

God:

  Hey  Bror what is your name.

Me:

Uhm, I just said it: Bror

God:

So?  What did you mean by  it?  it Bror  Bror?

Me:

Mean by what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

What did I mean by what?

God:

You said  " What did I mean by what?" .

Me:

yes..

God:

That's alright.

Me:

yes it is

God:

Our thoughts are one,  Bror what is your name.

Me:

It's Bror for crying out loud!

God:

Who said  it is?

Me:

Me!

God:

What makes you such an authority?

Me:

I'm outta here..

God:

Would you like to have  it?

Me:

?? you're crazy

God:

Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Me:

...whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

 

Gud er dum

5144074[/snapback]

 

Me:

me man.. you stupid lol

God:

YOU? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". No I certainly am not stupid. I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

 

han ekke lur nei

[SKAÐI]

http://www.popit.no/html_new/html/zone/vrengleif/default.asp en mye dommere versjon....

[Vorpal]

Me:

You just dont understand

God:

I understand it very well.

Me:

Oh yeah, understand what?

God:

Give me a break. Yay. Understand I understand it very well..

 

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Me:

Can i have a hug?

God:

You want only one?

Me:

Only one

God:

How much would you pay for one?

Me:

-12 dollars

God:

Wow, that is expensive.

 

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God:

Why did the robot cross the road?

Me:

Becouse he was no car

God:

Interesting explanation. When was he?

Me:

So why did the robot cross the road?

God:

I see. To get to the other side?

Endret 6. desember 2005 av Vorpal

[Erren]

Loool!! :!:

 

Dette er noe av det beste som har vært posta her! :!:

 

Me:

Whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

You've got the basic idea

God:

What makes you think I have  it?

Me:

Because you're God?

God:

That makes sense to me.  Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

How is it to be the creator of everything?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

 

OG!

 

Me:

So.. How is Jesus doing?

God:

Excuse me!  Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Don't you care about yor own son?

God:

Of course I care about  it.  It is a big concern for all of us in this life.

[phnx85]

God:

Tell me more about your  TIME.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

mabye

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

so did i

God:

Next question?  I think you did.

Me:

did what?

God:

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

me neither

 

Hakk i plata?

[Luchy]

Me:

do you play counter strike?

God:

I like to play the Turing Game.

Me:

what's that

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

 

noen som føler for å lese?

[sofarot]

Snakka med han i stad, og han ble borte..

 

Tror han døde..

[Gjest Slettet+872348]

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Endret 8. april 2009 av Slettet+872348