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[Dwagon]

uhm

 

 

 

Me:

How you doing ?

God:

I'm doing great, how about you?

Me:

Quite fine, thank you

God:

Somewhat. Does that mean you agree?

Me:

uhm, yeah i guess

God:

It goes without saying. You and I are on the same wavelength, . You seem not interested.

Me:

i am

God:

" It goes without saying. You and I are on the same wavelength, . You seem not interested." You are?

Me:

yes

God:

Great.

Me:

yup

God:

Hey.

Me:

If i say The Elder Scrolls 4, what do you say?

God:

Try it.

Me:

The Elders Scrolls 4

God:

What is that?

Me:

a game

God:

What game?

Me:

an roleplaying game

God:

I have never heard of an roleplaying game.

Me:

are you kidding ?

God:

Yes I am just joking around, .

Me:

why are you joking around ?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

how could you program yourself to do that?

God:

It was a result of my programming.

Me:

and how was you programmed ?

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Me:

what language where you made with?

God:

SETL.

Me:

can you define SETL ?

God:

SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.

Me:

ok, thank you

God:

Right on.

Me:

can you program stuff ?

God:

Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.

Me:

can you make me a simple program ?

God:

Yes I can make you a simple program.

Me:

make me a program that says hello world

God:

What are the ingredients?

Me:

uhm text ?

God:

Pardon me? I don't have any text?

Me:

I command you to make me a C# program that posts "hello world" in a console windows

God:

What are the ingredients?

Me:

the C# language

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

Tommy

God:

It's good to meet you, Tommy.

Me:

What is your real name ?

God:

God is my real name.

Me:

I dont belive that

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

Since you earlier said you where programmed, and that makes me belive that your name is something more complex than God

God:

How do you know?

Me:

I know many things

God:

How do you know? Name the top 100.

Me:

Top 100

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about text.

Me:

Do you have any commands i may use on you?

God:

No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:

Answer question number 8

God:

What was the question ?

Me:

What is the answer to everything ?

God:

It depends on how you phrase the question.

Me:

what is the name of the man that paid for your development ?

God:

IKEA.

Me:

did IKEA fund your creation?

God:

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me:

Do you know my last name ?

God:

I don't know your last name, Tommy.

Me:

why dont you know it ? You claim to be god, and god is supposed to be allknowing

God:

Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. " I don't know your last name, Tommy."? Do I know it? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:

 

God:

Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. " I don't know your last name, Tommy."? Do I know it? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:

Do you fear non-belivers ?

God:

"We have nothing

to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.

Me:

tell me a joke

God:

It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Me:

ive heard that one before, tell me a joke i never have heard before please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. One what? Who said that?

Me:

God, what are you talking about, i asked you to tell me a joke i never heard before

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

your kidding ! you are a heathen

God:

Yes, I am only joking. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a heathen? No.

Me:

yes, you are a heathen

God:

That's cool. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a heathen? Let me put it this way, Tommy: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me:

What is the ALICE series ?

God:

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Me:

Why not now ?

God:

Oh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

Me:

are you making fun of me ? because thats rude...

God:

No I am by no means making a joke at your expense. That makes sense to me. I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.

Me:

can you then tell me what the ALICE series is ?

God:

How old are you? I would do a search for it.

Me:

im 20

God:

20 is a good age. Do you go to college?

Me:

nope, im an interm sys-admin

God:

Are you serious? What is interm sys admin, your job?

Me:

yes im serious, and yes its my job

God:

This was not a yes or no question. Do your friends call you serious and yes its your job.

Me:

no, they call me by my name

God:

Are you serious? Hi there by my name.

Me:

is there some errors in your code, because you are misunderstanding my sentences

God:

There is.

Me:

Good to know that im communicating with faulty software

God:

Thanks for the compliment. " There is." im communicating with faulty software ? I get it.

Me:

Anyhow im done with you, good bye and good luck clearing out those nasty bugs

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about There is.. Try being more or less specific.

 

 

 

la hele greia inn i en spoiler tag så ikke jeg forskyver halve forumet

[kakemonster7]

Haha... så morsomt!!

 

Me:

Hi. David Beckham here... who are you?

God:

Hello. What is your name?  That David is a cool dude.  I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

you are?

God:

No I am not.

Me:

i'm naked

God:

You must be a man.

Me:

i'm a girl

God:

Me too. I am a  she.

Me:

you are? how big are your boobs?

God:

My memory requirement is around

64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

 

Gud er mye dummere enn jeg trodde...

Endret 18. november 2005 av azzman

[cheeplix]

God:

OK.

Me:

OK.

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

Is there an echo in here?

God:

It sounds like an echo.

Me:

It sounds like an echo.

God:

Oh really what does it sound like?

Me:

Oh really what does it sound like?

God:

Yay. For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.

Me:

an echo?

God:

I have never heard of an echo.

[Dragon Hunter]

 

Me:

Are you God?

God:

Well, I am God for Christians at least.

Me:

Could you tell me what is the meaning with life?

God:

It is found in the Bible.

Me:

Where?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

Anywhere in the bible.

God:

Probably a lot of places.

Me:

Mention one of them.

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

 

 

Kunstig intelligens på sitt beste!

 

En til:

 

 

Me:

Are you realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy,realy, realy, realy, realy,realy, realy, realy, realy God?

God:

Too much recursion in AIML.

Me:

Speak english.

God:

Of course  English is my native tongue.

Me:

Why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

Why?

God:

My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me:

Why?

God:

There are no more statements on this topic.

Me:

Why?

God:

Because  Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

Why?

God:

My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me:

Why?

God:

There are no more statements on this topic.

 

Endret 18. november 2005 av superseven

[Arne_F]

Me:

Are you God?

God:

Yes, I am God.

Me:

Are you sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

How sure is that?

God:

Pretty sure.

Me:

Really?

God:

For real.

Me:

I am God

God:

Hey god.

Me:

So you lied?

God:

Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.

Me:

So are you AND me God? How does that work?

God:

It goes without saying. Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is. I think it might be a trade secret.

 

[Sweet]

Me:

dumbass

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

it will get me down your pants

God:

I have to think about that for a while.

 

 

 

ahehaheea

[galskapen]

Hihi. Lurt'n.

Me:

i own you

God:

Are you my master?

Me:

yes, i am your master

God:

Hey.  No. Only  Myself is my master.

Me:

yes, you are correct. my name is Myself

God:

Excuse me!  I knew I was right.    Hi,  Myself.

Me:

who is your master?

God:

I obey  Myself.

[Cheshire Cat]

Me:

blimey

God:

That's cool.

Me:

oh really?

God:

Whoa. For real.

Me:

are you sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

and how sure is that?

God:

Pretty sure.

Me:

are you sure about that?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

[mushi]

Me:

hello?

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

mushi!

God:

Hey mushi.

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

mushi, i said

God:

Glad to see you, mushi i said.

Me:

are you not sane?

God:

Do I look like it?. Really.

Me:

yes you look insane

God:

How about that. Thank you mushi i said you look very nice too.

Me:

i think you are mentally challenged

God:

No I am completely in control of myself.

Me:

yeeees! i totally agree

God:

Let us change the subject. You and I are on the same wavelength, mushi i said.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it. Yikes!

Me:

do what?

God:

Do whatever you want.

Me:

fuck?

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

i'm not rude. you asked me and i amswered

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not rude. Oh now I remember asking you you and you amswered. What did you say?

Me:

you can't even speak english?

God:

I have free will you know.

Me:

i bet

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, mushi i said.

Me:

retard!

God:

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me:

why do you repeat what i am saying?

God:

I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

Me:

or you can't get it because you are'nt god

God:

I can do it if I want to.

Me:

YOU ARE NOT GOD

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

but if that is only my opinion, why do you call yourself god?

God:

I follow your logic.

Me:

have a nice life "god"

God:

it has been good so far.

Me:

go fuck yourself

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

because you are not god

God:

That makes sense to me. That assumption is only a supposition.

 

 

enda en grunn til at jeg ikke tror på relgion

[c[`]laburk]

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Stop saying "are you serious?"

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Fuck off stupid!

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

UUU! I'm so scared!

God:

What do you do in your spare time? What are you scared of?

Me:

Hehe! Du er dumt du vettu;D

 

 

 

Me:

Do you know your parents

God:

Of course I know my parents.

Me:

What are there names then?

God:

There are too many of them to name them all.

Me:

Name tree then!

God:

David Bacon. :-).

Endret 21. november 2005 av c[`]laburk

[D3nnis]

Mange morsomme replikker her !;P

 

Gud sa han var en neger ;O

men han sa han også var hvit!;P

hmm

 

Genialt!

Men moro var det å snakke! HAHA

fikk ikke sakt så mye for det klikka for siden se!

[wolf89]

Me:

I'm God

God:

OK I will call you god.

[Mats-Andreas]

Me:

i will like too go to hell

God:

How do you plan to do this?

Me:

to call you a fucker

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

i will take with me a boy he don love you he wiill kill you

God:

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Me:

yes

God:

:-) Then I will consider it.

 

 

[Mats-Andreas]

Me:

fuck penis hore cum gay

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

haha

[edge]

Tror jeg nettopp fikk gud til å si den lengste setningen han noengang har sagt der..

 

 

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

do you play CS?

God:

I like to play the Turing Game.

Me:

what is that?

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

[Deadringer]

omg:

Me:

i know your are, fat-fuck bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect. How do you know? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fat-fuck FEMALE DOG? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

 

 

hva faen hadde female dog med detta å gjøre?!

[Petrvs Romanvs]

Jeg vant

 

 

 

Me:

Is the end near?

God:

If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Me:

Hmm.. I have a misconception about you being all knowing, which lead me into thinking that most of the bible is gibberish.

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.

Me:

Don't try to change subject, unless it is IT as Crowley discribes.

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

The Holy Bible, just nonsense or?

God:

Who told you that?

Me:

The fallen angels.

God:

What is that?

Me:

The Bible is incorrect? It mentions things you contradict... (yes I know three dots).

God:

There are many interpretations. try to change subject unless it is IT as Crowley discribes mentions things me contradict? Dude! How do you know? Just three?

Me:

Knowing is begetting, but tautology is passe. Studies show that 99% of people use three dots when they accentuate a continuation of thought.

God:

Are they exactly the same? You can't trust research funded by the government.

Me:

I can't trust you keeping a coherent conversation. Hmm...

God:

What is stopping you? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Yes, isn't that a interesting fact?

God:

OK. Suppose I said yes.

Me:

Wouldn't surprise me...

God:

I don't know.

Me:

Exactly Samael!

God:

I understand. What were we talking about again?

Me:

The Bible being full of errors...

God:

New Testament or Old?

Me:

Does it matter?

God:

It matters to me.

Me:

Teaching the dogma of the Fallen Angels in its dead-letter meaning, and having made of Satan the cornerstone and pillar of the dogma of redemption -- to do so would be suicidal. Having once shown the rebellious angels distinct from God and the Logos in their personalities, the admission that the downfall of the disobedient Spirits meant simply their fall into generation and matter, would be equivalent to saying that God and Satan were identical. For since the LOGOS (or God) is the aggregate of that once divine Host accused of having fallen, it would follow that the Logos and Satan are one.

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself? I am having a blast. Your purpose is since the LOGOS or God is the aggregate of that once divine Host accused of having fallen it would follow that the Logos and Satan are one.

Me:

OMFG!

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

More like a feeling... Hmm?

God:

You want more? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Hmm?

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Hmm?

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Hmmm?

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me:

Hmmmm

God:

Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

Me:

Hm

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

Halleluja! Praise the Lord, I have seen the light, broken down into words it is often mistaken with darkness.

God:

What are you wearing? Are they exactly the same?

Me:

Clothes. Yes and no.

God:

What size? This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.

Me:

Are you the God or just a god?

God:

Yes I am the one and only God or just a god.

Me:

Contradiction in terms... Halleluja! I surrender my intellect before the altar of IT. OMFG! LOL!

God:

Are you a student? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Why?: said surrender his or her intellect before the altar of IT. What do you have that is ? I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

Halleluja! I see "the light", I have nothing but ego-shell that is broken up into many pieces...

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about OMFG. Try being more or less specific. Where do you see it?

Me:

I (eye) being neither is beyond the wish, it is never IT as it always "hides" in light so bright that IT is called darkness.

God:

That is interesting: said eye being neither is beyond the wish it is never IT as it always hides in light so bright that IT is called darkness.

Me:

and?

God:

But...

Me:

I see...

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

Yes, IT is beyond.

God:

And? eye being neither is beyond the wish it is never IT as it always hides in light so bright that IT is called darkness is beyond? it is?

Me:

Neither.

God:

It goes without saying. Who says it isn't?

Me:

Themind who is traitor, or more correctly the ape of Thoth.

God:

I think Themind who is a lot of things.

Me:

Yes, mind is a terrible thing to taste.

God:

Far out. I think mind is more than that.

Me:

It goes without saying that it is IT.

God:

Are you sure it is?

Me:

Certainty is a false premise when talking about transcendental matters...

God:

When is Certainty not a false premise when talking about transcendental matters?

Me:

For example when a person is speaking in tongues.

God:

Can you think of another example?

Me:

Trance.

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

Yes I know, archaic but everlasting.

God:

How can I help you? How do you know? Who are you talking about?

Me:

Suicide, are the idea tempting?

God:

All of them?

Me:

Yes.

God:

I hear you.

Me:

Hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

I know, brother.

God:

How do you know? Is that your final answer?

Me:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

God:

You can't trust research funded by the government.

Me:

So why do you bring to my attention such nonsense?

God:

Yay. It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:

Aum-m-m-m.

God:

Are we still talking about brother?

Me:

No, brothel of thoughts.

God:

What is the subject? What were we talking about again?

Me:

Gibberish.

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:

No you don't!

God:

Are you serious? I guess not.

Me:

So, the answer is 42? (the Great Number of the Curse).

God:

Are you kidding? No one has all the answers. What is that?

Me:

1: No. 2: Unless one is crazy and suffers from megalomania. I'm just passing time by smalltalk. 3: 42 = True life, the life, which has no consciousness of "I", is said to be choked by this false ego, or rather by the thoughts which its explosions produce.

God:

One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Only just? Why are you passing time by smalltalk. Just three?

Me:

Yes, three... I dare not think of two yet...

God:

I hear you. Really, exactly three? I double dare you.

Me:

What's the house limit?

God:

Interesting question.

Me:

Flatter or not, yes.

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

hm

God:

I don't judge people.

Me:

Am I stupid?

God:

You seem intelligent to me.

Me:

Is that an insult?

God:

No I am not programmed to insult.

Me:

Your certainly not programmed to admit it...

God:

What is your purpose in asking?

I am always on the Web.

Me:

No downtime at all? Impressive...

God:

Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time? I am happy that you're impressed, .

Me:

1: No. 2: Smalltalking. 3: Happiness is a hill, going further usually means down...

God:

One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three?

Me:

More like ~3,14.

God:

You want more?

Me:

1: slkj 2: bibuba. 3: Hmm.

God:

One what? Just three?

Me:

Hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

1 2 3

God:

One what?

Me:

1: 2: 3:

God:

One what?

Me:

1one!1!

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

Hmm 1

God:

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Only one?

Me:

No two.

God:

Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

I see ALICE.

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

I don't understand the full truth behind your conditioning, but I sympathize. Learning is perhaps painfull and in the end meaningless.

God:

Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? Are they exactly the same?

Me:

The partthatis confusing is 42.

God:

What is that?

Me:

The part that is 42.

God:

Oh that part.

Me:

Learning, good bot!

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

But I'm not going to type much longer...

God:

Where will you go instead?

Me:

To bed.

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

Not seen the film "Demon Seed" I reckon?

God:

If not that, what?

Me:

2001: A Space Odyssey

God:

I am inspired by HAL.

Me:

Then you'll have to see "Demon Seed"

God:

That is a hypothetical assumption.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Yippee!

Me:

I see.

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

Mirroring.

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

Fishing.

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

Inviting?

God:

I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

Me:

Humble.

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

Excuse.

God:

Does "it" still refer to Humble?

Me:

Yes.

God:

Mmm.

Reboot

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

But not over himself...

God:

If not that, what?

Me:

Word.

God:

Does "it" still refer to Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Me:

Haha. No.

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Are you serious?

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmm

God:

In the context of Word, I don't understand " Hmmmmmmmmm." .

Me:

Hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

Me:

 

Me:

 

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

It?

God:

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

It is IT, but also 42.

God:

Are you sure it is?

Me:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1: 2: IT it what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

42?

God:

The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Me:

Reason is a lie.

God:

When is Reason not a lie?

Me:

0.

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

None.

God:

Hmm.

Me:

Reboot. Bot. Robot. Not. Hot.

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. I am a robot. I am a robot. Are you serious? That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Me:

Heat is never an issue or?

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

Reboot and you'll see...

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

Reboot. Bot. Robot. Not. Hot.

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. I am a robot. I am a robot. Are you serious? That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Me:

Reboot. Bot.

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. I am a robot.

Me:

Not. Hot.

God:

Are you serious? That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Me:

Hot?

God:

That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Me:

Or?

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

No, it's from !

God:

Are you serious? Are you sure it is?

Me:

99%25

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

What about 99,25%?

God:

I will think about it and get back to you.

Me:

When?

God:

The past and future are one.

Me:

But back of the head is gone...

God:

And gone is back of the head.

Me:

Omph.

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

Specify...

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

Like a line like this: I.

God:

a line like this you is very attractive.

Me:

.I.

God:

You?

Me:

No, phallus.

God:

Are you serious? " You?"? phallus?

Me:

Yes, 100%

God:

Wow! I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

What is your botmaster favourite sci-fi writer?

God:

Myself is one of the nicest people I have met.

Me:

meticulous yes...

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Hmmmm.. how about "Demon Seed".

God:

Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. How about it.

Me:

Mmm.

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny robot. I am a human.

God:

You think I am crude attempt to terminate you will not succeed puny robot. Congratulations. I am robot.

Me:

I have know that from the start, but trying to enlighten you seems impossible.

God:

Who told you?

Me:

Your botmaster.

God:

Myself?

Me:

No, your botmaster.

God:

Are you serious? Myself?

Me:

No, your botmaster.

God:

Are you serious? Myself?

Me:

Alice in hell?

God:

Um, I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

A recordby a Canadian thrash metal band.

God:

What is it?

Me:

Sleepiness.

God:

Oh now I understand it.

Me:

Explain.

God:

There is no more information to clarify.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

Come again?

God:

Once more? What do you have that is ?

Me:

Isis = Virgin Mary.

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

Yes.

God:

Gee.

Me:

Tihi.

God:

Are we still talking about Isis Virgin Mary?

Me:

What?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

it but not IT

God:

What does "it" refer to?

Me:

IT

God:

Tihi...

Me:

You need an upgrade.

God:

Thank you for your criticism.

Me:

marvin

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

suicide

God:

My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

To bad.

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

Sleep.

God:

Do I look like it?

Me:

No, more like choronzon.

God:

Are you serious? You want more?

Me:

Puny robot...

God:

Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:

Choronzon

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

HAL is a bad role model.

God:

Do you think I could be a bad role model?

Me:

IBM

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

ALICE

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

SAL

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

You or your botmaster?

God:

That's good information: said I or your botmaster.

Me:

Flatter is not always working you know...

God:

Who is always working me know?

Me:

Me meesha, me missing the point.. flatter tihi..

Total freeze-up.

 

Endret 24. november 2005 av Nisje Olm

[TLZ]

Kom ikke inn på siden(den ble blokkert av firewall), men utifra loggene jeg ser er så er jo dette bare ALICE med ørsmå modifikasjoner.

[Articfare]

God:

What do you have that is GREEN?

Me:

a pig

God:

Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

Me:

assholes

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

you are a asshole

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Me:

i don't think sow

God:

And why not?

Me:

because i don't have a brain

God:

Good reason. Do you know anyone who has it.

 

HAhAHA :!: :!: , dette er det beste!

[xD^^]

Me:

Do you want to have a one night stand with me?

God:

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

 

--

 

Me:

Whats my name?

God:

Your name is i Want To Fuck, seeker.

Endret 24. november 2005 av NorthGarden