en bursdagsgave til kjærsten,men hva?

[krage83]

jeg tenker på parfyme fordi hu har ikke det idet hele tatt,

 

Må si det gikk litt kaldt over meg når jeg leste det der, om ei jente ikke har parfyme er tenker jeg det er fordi hu ikke vil ha....

 

Bra hun ble fornøyd og mine "negative tanker" slo feil

 

*en som hater i kjøpe gaver*

[Canute]

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons

IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks

IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water

IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty

IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying

IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"

IronChef Foicite: but a potato!

IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man

IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack

IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol

IronChef Foicite: but there's more!

IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!

IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"

IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome

IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

 

Gitt henne en potet og vevd inn det som står quotet i et dikt ville vært den perfekte gaven. :!: