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<xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

<xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

<xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

<xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

<xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

<xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

<xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

<xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

<xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

<xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

<xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

<xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

<xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

<xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside.

<xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.

<xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.

<xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"

Comment: #sakura

 

http://www.qdb.us/45632

 

Ahh, så bra.

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bash.org funker da utmerket den?

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Hvis utmerket betyr "connection timed out" så gjør den nok det :-)

Har testa dette fra flere ISP'er og forskjellige land, siden er NEDE. :cry:

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Okay.. Etter at jeg skreiv den posten der, så satt jeg i 2 timer å surfa på random der inne, jeg.. Gikk litt sakte, men gikk fint :dontgetit:

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Litt off-topic, men jeg leste en nettopp som fikk meg til å le høyt

 

<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god

<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke

<Jock> o...k

<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live

<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks

<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental

<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

 

:D :!:

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<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...

<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.

<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this

<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?

*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

 

:lol:

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