Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Shicca]

I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

 

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

 

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

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• Flimsy moral standards.
   
  
• Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
   
  
• Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
   
  

 

 

 

 

Og med det grunnlaget, er vel det ingentvil om at enkelt bør finne noe annet å gjøre...

Mer og lese her og her

 

EDIT: Var faktisk en del å lese der

Endret 31. august 2005 av Shicca

[TLZ]

Hadde seriøst ikke overasket meg i det hele tatt om dette "virkemiddelet"(eller hva man skal kalle det) utvikler seg til en relegion på lik linje med fks kristendom.

 

Men genialt virkemiddel da...

[Det Dvergiske Kaffebord]

Genialt opplegg da. Kritisere relgion med humor.