Manchester United

[Old Game]

hahaha

SUPER-rich Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea was given a yellow card by Tesco — for pinching a £1.19 DOUGHNUT.

 

The Spaniard, 20, was quizzed by security staff after he scoffed an Original Glazed ring treat from a Krispy Kreme cabinet at a store in Altrincham, Greater Manchester.

 

De Gea was hauled up after being captured on CCTV helping himself to the treat — but escaped a penalty.

 

The sticky-fingered stopper — thought to be on £70,000 a week — wolfed down the doughnut in the magazine aisle.

 

But as he headed for the exit without paying, he was tackled by security staff — one of whom spoke fluent Spanish.

 

Howler

 

They took the keeper, signed from Atletico Madrid in the summer in an £18.3million deal, to the store's "stop and search" room.

 

And they made it clear he had made a right howler by giving him a hairdryer treatment that would have made Man U boss Sir Alex Ferguson proud.

 

De Gea strode into the Tesco Extra with two Spanish pals.

 

A source said: "They weren't very subtle. They swaggered in chatting loudly in Spanish.

 

"The security guards who monitor the CCTV watched two of them take a doughnut each out of the Krispy Kreme cabinet.

 

"Incredibly, they then appeared to try to leave without paying — or buying anything else for that matter."

 

 

Tempting ... doughnuts at the store

TONY SPENCER

The source said that when challenged and ushered into the search room, de Gea did not seem to know what was going on and "looked pretty embarrassed".

Last night a Tesco spokesman said: "A customer was spoken to by our security team and the issue was resolved."

 

Police were not called and no further action was taken.

 

Tesco has a strict policy of a three-month store ban for alleged shoplifters.

 

De Gea is regarded as the best young goalkeeper in Europe and was part of the Spain Under-21 team that won this year's European Championship.

 

His United career got off to a shaky start but he has recently begun to impress with some fine saves.

 

Sir Alex is fully behind his star signing. He said of de Gea earlier this month: "He's 20 years of age and doesn't know the culture of the country.

 

"That's a lot to deal with but he has shown great composure about the whole thing.

 

"He's not got himself flapping about the goalmouth. I think he's absolutely outstanding. The boy is tremendous."

[Limbeck]

@He's 20 years of age and doesn't know the culture of the country.

 

hmm, er dette vanlig i Spania? trodde det var smaksprøver eller noe?

[PSV]

Nei, men det er vanlig med slik bullshit i The Sun.

[Geir M]

Hvis det stemmer er det i hvert fall positivt at han spiser litt drittmat. Han må legge på seg noen kilo.

[tc47]

Hvis det stemmer er det i hvert fall positivt at han spiser litt drittmat. Han må legge på seg noen kilo.

 

Hahaha så jævlig bra tenkt.

[Alt-Ctrl]

Er vel ikke utenkelig at han spise donuten, så seg litt om i butikken og glemte å betale den?

 

Husker et tilfelle hvor jeg sto og kikket på penner i bokhandelen, ubevisst havnet den ene pennen i lomma. Heldigvis husket jeg det akkurat i det jeg skulle betale for noe andre greier. Kunne blitt virkelig pinlig.

[Muggkaare]

Hvem tar donunts, boller eller lignende og spiser i butikken da? Vet at enkelte mødre kan gi barna sine noe å tygge på og betale etterpå, men er det faktisk noen her som gjør det?

[Leo_Khenir]

Hvis jeg skal kjøpe meg is en varm sommerdag og det er dritlang kø, så kan jeg finne på å spise isen i køen og levere tompapiret for scanning.

[Alt-Ctrl]

Har åpnet brus i butikken, og spist boller i køen og betalt i kassen. Null stress.

[The Hoff]

Disse koreanerne altså:

 

http://news.sportsseoul.com/read/entertain/973850.htm

[Leo_Khenir]

Hahahahaha, hva faen?

[Muggkaare]

Har åpnet brus i butikken, og spist boller i køen og betalt i kassen. Null stress.

 

Håper banksystemet går ned neste gang, så du ikke har mulighet til å betale med kort, samt at du ikke har cash på deg

[Stonemeister]

Drogba, Essien, Hernandez, Gerrard, Suarez, Xavi, Pique, Ronaldinho, Gattuso, Sneijder, Ronaldo, Torres, Eto'o, Evans, Zanetti.

 

Tester skillz.

[Leo_Khenir]

Jeg er enig

[laurell]

Har åpnet brus i butikken, og spist boller i køen og betalt i kassen. Null stress.

 

Sikkert ikke noe stress for De Gea det heller.. men ""Incredibly, they then appeared to try to leave without paying — or buying anything else for that matter.""

[Alt-Ctrl]

Har åpnet brus i butikken, og spist boller i køen og betalt i kassen. Null stress.

 

Håper banksystemet går ned neste gang, så du ikke har mulighet til å betale med kort, samt at du ikke har cash på deg

 

Det er ikke noe jeg ville unnet min verste fiende engang.

 

 

Sikkert ikke noe stress for De Gea det heller.. men ""Incredibly, they then appeared to try to leave without paying — or buying anything else for that matter.""

 

Ja, om man har glemt at man har spist en bolle eller whatever så kan det vel fort se ut som at man bevisst forsøker å sluntre unna betaling. Men jeg går for tabloidløsningen, han er sikkert en som bare elsker å stjele småsaker^^

[Leo_Khenir]

Hadde det ikke vært bedre med en kleptoman spiss enn en kleptoman keeper?

 

 

Måltyv, therein lieth the joke.

 

[Jørgen]

Hvis jeg hadde vært keeper i United hadde jeg forsynt meg av donutsene selv.

 

 

 

Du vet du er på fotballforumet når du må sette poenget i spoiler.

 

 

[IcedInsanity]

 

Awww

[Manx]

Hadde det ikke vært bedre med en kleptoman spiss enn en kleptoman keeper?

 

 

Måltyv, therein lieth the joke.

 

 

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