Tvilsome skolefravær unnskyldninger?

[NothgaliC]

*My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

 

*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

 

*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

 

*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

 

*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

 

*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

 

*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

 

*Megan could not come to school today because she has been botheres by very close veins.

 

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

 

*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.

 

*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

 

*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

 

*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault.

 

*I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

 

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

 

*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

 

*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

 

*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

 

*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

 

*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.

 

I'm sorry I can't come to school today because I have toemonia!

 

My brother used this in real life..."the only reason that I do bad in school is because I'm near and far sighted."

 

I didn't come to school yesterday because I was feeling like I was going to be sick, but thankfully I wasn't!

 

Please excuse my daughter for being late. Her broom won't start so I had to send it back to Salem for repairs!

 

I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.

 

I'm sorry Tyler can't go to school today because his hormones are raging.

 

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

 

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

[HoaXed]

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